random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[not william stenchever]

I don't see any investors lining up to fund my whacky buddy comedy version of Schindler's List with Seth Rogan as Oskar Schindler and Will Ferrell as Heinrich Himmler.

 

[Metamorpho]

Tough shit, fatty mcfat fat.
Stop eating so much trash

 

[30+GameOvers]

I say it every time- you can't trust people who conclude that sticking things up their ass is a good idea.

 

[Chicha Drinker]

It's like allegory of the cave but the fire isn't even lit.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Hello everybody, I heard everyone who cried and complaining about me claiming "Open Letter to Joshua "Null" Moon" may turned out to be backlash and dumpster fire, and yes I am taking immediate action towards myself and my reputation regards to myself because some people turn back on me.

You sound like a mkultra operation gone wrong

>the people on the site don't even like the owner: Null.
Who's this we, little dood? Pretty sure most people at least like Null because he runs this site. Fucking faggot

we like null but i don't think he likes us back. maybe we need to pull his pigtails more in class so he finally gets that we like him.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Motherfucker I assure you I did not notice the absence of your insignificant presence in my life, please get on with telling me your favourite Dark Souls bosses.

 

[Laburnum]

"People have eyes"

"No, stalker. They don't."

 

[Margo Martindale]

Cop: I'mma spray him
Tranny: No please don't spra- don't say himmm. HERRR
Cop: Ok her, I'mma spray her
Tranny: Thank you.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

I'll have @harmacist know I'm a woman not Jewish.

 

[often puzzled]

Diarrhea goes in the freezer, not ashes.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

<Let me browse on reddit while I take my proza- ...Our country is being overtaken by le fascists!
^Yeah, I agree.
<Spongebob?
^That's me, Timmy.
<Oh my Fauci! I can't believe the titular character from my favourite, genre-defining, nostalgic, spine-tingling cartoon is talking to me!
^Yeah, that's cool. Anyway, you see that crude drawing of me? Imagine everyone else as it when you'll shoot up a catholic school tomorrow.

People didn't have the internet yet so they didn't know dead babies are funny.

Well, my childhood memories of Putt-Putt have been sullied. Thanks.

I want to remove the thread where I wrongly named someone as the Antichrist

"I stopped trying to please my woman in bed, why did she buy a vibrator?"

You're both being disgustingly culturally insensitive.

It only makes sense that people with a history of starvation and cannibalism would want to keep such an abundant source of calories around. They're just thinking ahead.

I do have to give it to Gypsies, they do a lot of despicable things, but being a dead beat dad isn't one of them.
They might beat their wife and rape their kids, but it's something.

Names on there are like listening to Shirley Q. Liquor talking about her babies.

Poke Salad Annie, Gator got your Granny.

Whenever they say "Chuds would call X woke if it came out today!" I just think, then why aren't they calling it woke now? Do they literally think the only difference between Tomb Raider and Fat Tranny Negress Lesbian Kills Capitalism is that one came out in the 90s?

I, uh, think you have been looking at too much hentai sir

I don't think that coming up with an insane comparison that we are all agreeing is laughably ridiculous serves as proof of anything, brother.

There was probably at least one case of a guy being kidnapped but released when the kidnappers saw he had a Vegeta/Naruto/Dark Magician tattoo

You poor, naive, slanty bastards. Fix your own birthrates before you end up like the rest of us.

"If you're not completely insufferable and have a life outside of politics you're a fascist"

Lawful Evil Lesbian, possibly the first of her kind.

Let me give you a lesson in manliness: honor your bets and lose gracefully.

 

[spacko]

if this happen again, then it will happened again.

 

[Autistic Joe]

And you're a faggot in 2026. You were in 2025. And Farmer's Almanac predicts you're going to be a faggot well into 2027, perhaps even into the next decade.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If you stab a Shia up the ass, he will start gloating about the heroic capture of your sword.

All this jewsperging makes me embarassed to be antisemitic.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Holy fucking shit. I’m using the dark web. I am making my first post on the dark web. Well you can refer to me as hacker from now on. I’ve never. Ever. Used tor. I’ve barely used VPN if you wanna know the truth bout it.

I'm not listening to what a "the rapist" says when I'm already an expert in that field

"S-SAAR SAAR CHETGEEPEETEE HELP ME, HOW DO I REDEEM BODIES??? HELP ME I AM FUCKING INDIAN"

Never do what OP did.

No, stalker. You do not know about lolcows, that is just your delusion. If you really knew about lolcows, you would not have neglected to list Patrick S. Tomlinson. This is how you screamed as you put a gun barrel in your mouth and died as a diseased animal on your cage. Enjoy prison.

You are now a mad at the internet, congrats!

Oh bless his cotton socks he's VERY autistic,

Dear Joshua...
I wrote you and you still aint callin'

ALWAYS do what OP did.

I can't take my eyes off this fucking website for a second, can I?

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I'm not going to turn off my show to sit through your retarded bullshit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

should I get a cheese dungeon?

My life has only improved with the addition of my new cheese dungeon. I'd highly recommend one.

>He doesnt have a cheese dungeon already
Im actually disappointed.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The predator catcher looks ten times more like a child predator than the actual one.

 

[Bajilionaire]

It's the damn Internet, man. It's the Internet all over the place.

 

[Chromeo]

Jesus Chrysler was right there, man.