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[BoomerPrime]

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"Moon is public nuisance, not a public utility."

 

[not william stenchever]

While also getting roasted by your ex-GF who's also a demonstrably insane crackwhore (I say that affectionately, as a term of endearment for Queen Scarlett.)

 

[Chromeo]

Bro you are so disowned from jester club.

Good, that's what Calvinists deserve.

Brush your fucking teeth, wash your fucking hair, wash your fucking face, change your fucking sheets, clip your fucking nails. Unless you come from a literal third world shithole, are genuinely retarded, or going through some profound mental/physical health crisis, there is no excuse for living like this past the age of 12.

I don't skullfuck elderly deaf people with a knife

Is OP autistic, or retarded?

At the End & at the Limit

The People her are all Stoned Drugies, Muslims, Balkans & Retards.

chat we need to help get this nigga out of the digital circus before eighteen naked kaufmo's abstract all over him

Surfes Level

im the excapation here.

Sorry for so much Moonbaer, it's just too funny

 

[*Moonbaer*]

Sorry for so much Moonbaer, it's just too funny

It's ok. I talk funny

 

[PetiteFeet]

nigga got got by the FoidWaffen

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

so how are we going to subliminally mind rape lawgiver today? any ideas?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Back before I was chatbanned I had a veritable folder of bookmarked warwick threads and the increasingly edgetarded sexual atrocities users planned to inflict on him and his family....in hindsight this is probably part of the reason I was chatbanned

 

[Drip Torch]

We need common sense ginger control.

 

[Meat Target]

You've got to be a real schizo to write a soccer-hate manifesto I can't get behind, but he managed it.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Stop talking about Mormonism (just religion in general) in this thread.

The more I cover Happenings, the more I realize international diplomacy is high school drama but with bombs.

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

>"WTF! MY CHUNKY FAT NIGGA NIPPLES JUST WANTED TO BE CODDLED LIKE A FUCKING CHILD, BUT I GOT TOLD TO TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY INSTEAD!! TIME TO GET ULTRA BUTTHURT AND MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT" award