random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Claude is gay. Even its name is gay.

With his background, I'd have him trespassed just for filling out an application. It's amazing he hasn't been beaten.

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

Blood libel against the south.

no he was the first Jew

But you just did it and are getting called out on it. That's a lie.

Just own up to your mistake.

I'm sure Lord Xenu will forgive us.

Wtf happened to this poor bat, good lord.

I fucking love Monster Burgers and no one can stop me.

UHHHHHHHHHH ITS THEY/THEM 'MA'AM

Your husband Johnny Junkers taking you to a place where you can exclusively order sausages and pickles is certainly an interesting choice

Fuck your cool jazz listen to some real white jazz!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If you can't read Mein Kampf on your microwave, why even live?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Your honor, the third rape shouldn't be taken into account because of the Uno reverse card defense."

"Why do the masses accept the evidence of their eyes and ears?"

The left wrote a "scientific paper" on how they can't meme. Too funny.

On one side, you have a text using layers upon layers of obfuscation, in group jargon, evasion, and a complete inability to even confront what at the end of the day are cartoons. On the other side, you have simple, iconic images cutting through this tangle of pompous bullshit like a katana folded from a thousand layers of weaponized autism.

I don't respect the opinions of people who get upset when localizers put squirt guns and lollypops in their cartoon about a stretchy pirate and a man who fights with a sword in his mouth, sorry.

"Little girls, how can you want well-written stories where heroines fall in love with cute anime boys instead of my creepy self-therapy dyke fantasy? Clearly must be the work of patriarchy and conservative networks!"

What was even the point of ending "generational trauma" if you don't go on to have children yourself?

"See that guy over there? He's definitely Italian."

"Nah man I don't think he is, doesn't look like it"

"OH SO WHAT YOU FUCKING HATE ITALIANS NOW???"

everyone in that squad is at best 5'10
your reign of terror was over before it ever began

 

[Very Expensive]

We don't wanna go the war on some countries in harm way cause we don't need start World War III cause, we're not do something what to do is now what now.

 

[WelperHelper99]

One reason the CIA hired mormos is because of the teeth. One of the fastest ways to confirm nationality is by dental work, and Mormos don't have any.

mormons don't get dental work?

 

[CaddestSlown]

I exhaled sharply from my big scary jewish nose reading this

It's not plagiarism if you jerk off to it.

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

Bullshit you Shill Pedophile. "Advice" where you Lying Kettle Simp? You ignored my Points & basicly said : "Erm actually i know you & your City in never visited better when you" Do you think i will kill myself? Lel. You sure don't do more? I thought you looking through me, NPC Stan?

 

[*Moonbaer*]

I'm not Wrong. You trying to Gaslight me but it didn't work the first Time.

 

[not william stenchever]

meat defamation

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

No one could have possibly foreseen this crisis, kiwi farms has fallen, millions must donate to another failed pet issue.

To be fair the rest of the site also frequently molests him

Granted that's more on me for a being a non-diligent retard.

We, the forum users, are his pets.

WWIII (World War followed by three capital I's)

WWII (World War Eleven)

Compare the way men show interest in you in a gay bar vs in a straight bar, In the former case men would crowd around you while in the latter women would demand to be chased, For what? Pussy isn't magical, I refuse to degrade myself for it with nothing in return.

While avoiding TMI'ing myself, I can say that I didn't have the greatest relationship with my dad either, and the worst thing that happened to me was that I became a Kiwi Farms user.

I have no proof and I must sneed.

Never before have I seen someone be so incapable of summarizing what they are referencing, that it loops around and makes an argument that actually works.

One of the top 5 Phenotypes. The other four are Chris-chan, GameStop it’s ma’am and crackhead.

This guy really fucking hates women despite claiming to be one.

Sometimes he uses this to retard-strength his way into building DDOS mitigation software, other times he crashes out and tells his own users to kill themselves.

Rugpull sodomites.

> just make the gender threads racist, problem solved!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Fat and poor aside, even insane bitches deserve fully erect dicks.

 

[Chromeo]

Would being an Anime Waifu NFT collector boost my vril and vitality towards women?

Up next women showing ankle are asking for it

 

[Gentlebastard]

Did he at least get banned for doing something lulzy, like asking the man-hate thread for bobs?

>he also turned his hand to stand-up comedy, but this wasn't very succesful for him as he wasn't very funny
it's a simple, obvious, natural statement and yet i'm out of breath

Go read sex worker ads sometime. It's fucking hilarious.

What's the name of the law that says every forum thread will eventually turn into a debate about the ethics of ass-eating?

Null did that with KF one time, published search results that had led people to the farms. As you can imagine, it was the most absurd shit imaginable, Kirby porn and "toothbrush in butthole".

 

[mindlessobserver]

Ver archivo adjunto 9178432Moon is a public nuisance, not a public utility

 

[Gentlebastard]

Did he at least get banned for doing something lulzy, like asking the man-hate thread for bobs?

>he also turned his hand to stand-up comedy, but this wasn't very succesful for him as he wasn't very funny
it's a simple, obvious, natural statement and yet i'm out of breath

Go read sex worker ads sometime. It's fucking hilarious.

What's the name of the law that says every forum thread will eventually turn into a debate about the ethics of ass-eating?

Null did that with KF one time, published search results that had led people to the farms. As you can imagine, it was the most absurd shit imaginable, Kirby porn and "toothbrush in butthole".

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ver archivo adjunto 9178432

From Greee’s latest legal diarrhea.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Look at his avatar, he’s had a drawing commissioned of a boy gerbil being groomed to Troon out by dressing him in lolita dresses for his own sick, depraved pleasure. Who knows just how many gerbils in dresses he’s got crawling up inside him right now? 1? 2? 10?

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

trooned out because of Luigi award is my favorite award now

 

[Aunt Carol]

Asking a man to show his nipples feels gay but asking a woman to show her nipples feels like sexual harassment.

In a couple years, you don't know how nipple recognition will have advanced. It might already be here.

You trying to tempt your daddy with scoliosis?

I just don't want 90% of this dystopian future humanity to be about gay anime porn.

My username is "Lizard Pope", but I am yet to sack Vatican City to claim my rightful place.
Y'know, username for the job you want.

> I'm probably stretching you out, huh? Never taken something as big as me before
Me when I shove my comforter in the washing machine

Fuck off with those blotchy, ugly paint strokes. Get some fucking artist tape and pencils to stencil that shit out for crisp edges, you crusty old hag.

"According to my husband's QRS complex... let's just say, 'til death do us part."

I think this is an RIP thread, not an Am I Hot thread. It would be great to stay on topic.

Neo Vagina Evangeline. You will (never) pass.

I knew Portland was going to shit when my friends and I went to a concert, and on the way over a bridge there was a crackhead woman squatting and shitting on the sidewalk. That was two decades ago.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I cooked 10 lbs of shrimp 2lbs at a time in a skillet, I am currently eating them out of a bowel like a total savage with no sauce of any kind.

This User Eats Poop