random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DumbDude43]

You can laugh all you want, but it is possible to get raped a few times in a row, especially if your rapist is gaslighting you into thinking it's normal and leads you into thinking you'll finally reclaim your sexuality and undo your raped status if you lean into it this time. It's possible to give consent and still get raped. You never know you were raped until after you get out of this shit and reminisce on how fucked up all of it was.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Null needs to delete Gorl Tawk and put the BP in the criticism category to end this insanity. The seething roasties and malding chuds would be forced to move to Mass Debates, where neither of them are going to receive special treatment, and that would be the end of it.

i've been on the internet long enough to sniff out some e-romance between two autistic shut-ins, and it's exactly what it was, a textbook e-romance that turned sour

what the fuck did i write last night im never using meth again

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

This. fucking NIGGER leaf subhuman mongoloid with soylent for blood is telling ME a fucking native who lived here all my life that *I* should live somewhere else because I dislike the gay fucking nigger bitch fuck scatological pigfucking spastic anus rimming faggot penile mutilation down syndrome typhus ass design that YOU are now trying to force on me because the gayest fucking hippy faggots who have raped this country beyond relief decided to be retarded monkeys and the police were too retarded to fucking line all of them up and shoot them like the degenerate scum insect homonculoids they are? Fucking kill yourself. How about YOU get your fucking nigger ass back to canada and improve shit yourself instead of munching off of MY fucking country you fucking leech nigger? How about you fucking respect the people HERE and what THEY want? Fucking kill yourself. I would genuinely beat the living shit out of this fucking faggot if I ever had the displeasure of seeing him in real life.

I have to wonder how many of us will still be alive when 'fuckbags' are standard wall-mounts on interplanetary shuttles between Earth and the Moon, as well as all space stations?

Speaking of the moon, I think low-g sex would be far more practical (and fun) then zero-g. You'd probably have to keep it to slow lovemaking rather then porn-style pounding but it would even better then screwing in a waterbed, which was pretty much the reason my (ex)wife and I went for one back in the day.

God damn I got moon-poon on the brain this morning, like being a teenager all over again here.

Someone mentioned sex bags, but they could also make a purpose built sex chamber with grab points all around the room and its own special air filtration and purge system. All the best cruise liners will have one, probably.

This is the only thread on this entire site where I enter the thread to read new posts, and have to check what thread I’m in because the topic of discussion is so off the cuff. To call Reddit a landfill is to besmirch the honor of our planet’s beautiful landfills.

*kisses your anthro hedgehog*

Was there a situation where woman pissed on a live wire and got electrocuted?
If so, was her skeleton visible like in a cartoon?

Meanwhile they just sit and laugh at niche internet personalities who have slightly bad things happen to them. Really saving the West and the White Race there.

"Ah yes, but you didn't even consider to think I'd sucked my own dick already!"

Cut to a red and blue palate shift and the dununununun theme playing as they stare at each other

You know... I miss the simple days when pervert anime just gave you a nice set of fat tits... Is that really so much to ask?

"I'm gonna counter sue but gosh darn it I need to heckin make a video so I can pray that I go viral."

Is that a name or a bad Scrabble hand?

God forbid we discuss cake without a political take

Zelda the Ocarina of Sex HD Retake Nigger edition will be the Game for mid 30 Conoomer Menchildren with their Kettlr fuck Runt Children for the Nostalgia feels.

Don't you dare use superglue to close that cut if you're transphobic, chud.

The normies are getting lost at the backrooms while true chads are having fun at the Shape Store...

He is Porcine and rotund and I would not have sex with him

My dear brother in Aryanism,
Meth before death and you're set,
Meth before pornhub dot com travel, your dick shrink and your insides unravel.

When does a porn star go from being a teen to a milf?
There are 27 year old teen porn stars and 23 year old milf porn stars

If she's wearing a business suit or cocktail dress, or has her hair in a bun, she's a "MILF", even if she's 21. If she's wearing a schoolgirl uniform or has her hair in pigtails, she's a "teen", even if she's 50 and has crow's feet.

The TERFs have convinced me that all live action porn is filmed rape until proven otherwise but now I almost want to look this up to see how one gets anally fucked in their pussy.

Did they have to pick and old guy who looks like Bill Clinton?

It’s a tale as old as Web 2.0: 4chan spawns something new, fresh and creative, then Redditors and tumblr kids co-opt it and make it lame and gay. Then trannies take it over.

The ordering is intriguing. Does he rape after he goes to sleep, or after he wakes up but before breakfast?

before you negrate me: i am a zoomer. i am of the understanding that everyone in this thread was born before the 1970s.

I'm not big on any anime, personally. But sometimes I use a random number generator to pick an episode of One Piece past 100 just to remind myself how horrible it is and how it exemplifies everything I dislike about Toei Animation's storyboarding team in a vindictive hatewatch.

Fuck you a true mother would support a daughter's wish to be a princess. Hell I still wanna be a dictator princess. Mom believes in me!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

A death fat woman, doing donuts on a mobility scooter, smoking a joint, while wearing a hijab — this is exactly why I pay for internet

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm not into ops anymore, I've set them aside and moved on with my life. I'm post-op

Our threads are of the highest quality. Not only are we the Last Bastion of Free Speech® but we've been called the Autistic Library of Alexandria. When Kiwi Farms lies burning the people will flock to the Snark Vegas strip to witness the walls upon walls of effortposted essays we've erected. No thread receives my blessing until the OP tells me exactly what the cow was doing in third grade. I don't want to even see a single motherfucker think about smirking until someone from the forum has dug through the cow's trash to find a DNA sample AND published the genealogical findings at their own expense

Always a good sign when the KiwiFarm killing forum creator spends more time on KiwiFarms than his own site answering questions

 

[Gentlebastard]

The TERFs have convinced me that all live action porn is filmed rape until proven otherwise but now I almost want to look this up to see how one gets anally fucked in their pussy.

I really had thought that no more than an exaggerated stereotype, but there it was...

I can feel the bones in my skull forming into the crests of a Burger King crown.

I want to believe the SPLC was funding this.

 

[Tablet County]

Yakub vaporize this swarthoid with an ion cannon right now

 

[Gog & Magog]

I know an Indian that I was convinced was going to murder his parents. He faked getting two degrees just to make them happy. Wild shit. Dude broke my futon too, fucking fat ass.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

He’s so ugly he might become the first exception to Rule 34.

Diet is mostly dino nuggets

the Jews want you to forget that Crazy Frog had a penis. Nowadays, Crazy Frog has been neutered, and the Jews who run the media want you to forget this fact. But why did he have a penis in the first place?

Using your real name on YouTube, reddit, or your favorite hentai website is a recipe for disaster.

@Donald Trump if you can hear us please @Donald Trump please save me @Donald Trump ban these people,please get these faggots away from me please @Donald Trump

how can a frog fuck a rabbit she gon bounce away

If the Last Jedi couldn't shake my faith in a loving God, nothing will.

The worst part about all this is that it’s being talked and discussed on my super niche racist internet drama form.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We all keep our heads down when the boss (he/him) shows up, but we all have a good time among ourselves.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I found a black bear on my deck one morning just after they were coming out of hibernation. I got it to run away by opening my kitchen window and calling it a nigger. I wouldn't suggest this method if you have neighbors nearby.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

fuck islam fuck sicko jews, adam sandler is cool

i like forest whitaker hes a cool nigger

I didn’t even know they made people this stupid your age.

Didn't know trolling suffered from competency crisis.

I know my brain is deeply broken when I understood every word of this perfectly, but to 99% of the human race it would come off as schizophrenic gibberish.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I WANT TO FUCK SPOTTEDLEAF

 

[Tablet County]

Man nobody ever makes a thread about how awesome or gay I am.

 

[Hamstirer]

I'm starting to seriously wonder if that Scarlett character isn't some kind of sex worker.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

The most Chinese man who ever lived.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I didn't kill the dog I ate dog roadkill! isn't the crackerjack defense he seems to think it is

THINGS TO DO LIST

[X] Check Self
[ ] Wreck Self

I am debating internally with myself on whether making shit up and moving goalposts is more or less faggy than making shit up and then claiming to have started a conversation.

There needs to be a permanent solution to the algae question.

The world's first unethically sourced racist meme.

In practice, there's vanishingly little in this world I care about less than an unfinished California Raisins NES game.

Meme war. Meme war never changes.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"I am a retarded nigger your honor. Please have mercy."

this shit is so yakubian it could turn you into an anorexic albino bitch in the back of a hot topic in 10 seconds flat

 

[Oh!]

However, the Jews want you to forget that Crazy Frog had a penis.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I found a black bear on my deck one morning just after they were coming out of hibernation. I got it to run away by opening my kitchen window and calling it a nigger. I wouldn't suggest this method if you have neighbors nearby.

I know praying for a nuclear war is a terrible thing. But if India and China wiped each other out...

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

"You deadnamed everyone with a chosen name on file."

I, a seasoned TERF, with tons of exposure to and info on trannies

as the self confessed Hazel-eyed Troon beauty

in the investigation after, they found a closet full of dresses, a pile of dildos, and some wigs.

"TO CIS FEMALES - ARE YOU AWARE YOUR MEN STARE AT MY BREASTS."