random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

Jesus Christ, I forgot how fucking fat everyone is in this country.

 

[The Un-Clit]

U are low T if you dont want to fuck pomni

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Then you eat the lobster and its like "oh, it's like a crawdad but with LESS phlavor" (I LIKE the taste o mud and spice in my lobster thank you very much)
The steak was phine but it was a ripoph


The key between e and g on my keyboard isn't working

 

[a kiwifarms user]

RacistNigga21 telling you to learn to look past skin color. Grifters are everywhere nowadays, dammit!

Null let us quote profile posts dammit. It's from https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/members/getmeout.211228/

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Hey there little boy. You - yeah you, come closer. You want some... swastikas? I can set you up, king. I got a Thor's hammer in sterling silver, too, and I'll even let you touch my Harley. That's right, no muffler on this bitch, because those blacks and jews can't put no muffler on me! White power!"

How to Make an American Quilt​

Quickie review: Not recommending, unless you go for Lifetime-type movies. More intense and real than Lifetime, but the two old lady-sisters feud (Ellen Burstyn vs Anne Bancroft) in the middle is hard to take unless you like that sort of thing.

Ryder, as always, very genuine.

 

[Laburnum]

"You are already dead. Enjoy being a corpse."

 

[Hitman One]

Yeah right. Let me SHE HER birth certificate

 

[Secret Boots]

the wise man plants a tree so his children can be sick ass space pirates or whatever

 

[Laburnum]

i know the family guy lore im not an idiot

 

[Autistic Joe]

By 2020 50% of women will have a penis.

Yes, but by then about 35% of men will be pregnant, so it almost balances out.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'll laugh myself into brain damage and spend the rest of my days as the happiest retard around

How will Karmelo cope with his first forced sodomy? Will he cry like he did in court?

The Emasculation Prolapsation

 

[Drip Torch]

Those are some sad titties

"I just want to build two tiny coffins for em"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

>SHE HER

Yeah right. Let me SHE HER birth certificate.

 

[JustSomeDong]

My contempt for George Martin for coining the "sweet summer child" phrase has only grown as half-literate retards continue to parrot it in a low IQ attempt to be condescending.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

looks up from article
"Too dadaist surreal for my taste, hand me the newspaper"
"Sir, that IS the newspaper"

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

uuuoooooohhhhh clown pussy erotic!

"masturbation fantasies about triangles"

So the first phase of infantalizing youtths so they can't fight back against the incoming hordes of brown rapists is finally underway. I'd say let God have mercy on their souls to thee vile bastards doing this, but I don't want that for them.

The women in there should thank their lucky stars that Mr. Creepy died before he was given the ability to conjure a penis.

 

[skunt]

Why the fuck are American taxpayers now paying the room and board of this corpse-fucking Mexican?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

*purr**purr**purr**purr* HONK HONK HONK HONK *purr**purr**purr**purr*

 

[Oh!]

The goal of arguing isn't to change people's minds, it's to have fun

i know the family guy lore im not an idiot

 

[Aunt Carol]

Liches are gay. Only a fag would be a lich.

Didn't expect Ted Kaczynski in toddler's nursery rhyme book.

really starting to think that if you like girls, wearing their underwear won't make them like you

The rulebook does in fact mention sewer crocs.

Iirc I got fucked to death by a horse.

I'm glad it doesn't haunt you, and that you've found satisfying activities!

I'm a True&Honest™ guy, like, I got the penis, both testicles, the simmering, barely-restrained rage at the whole world, the whole shebang!

One of the listed side effects is "turbo cancer."

He archived the tardout

Word of advice - GET A MATTOCK