random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Remember that time a bunch of Indians called a black woman a nigger because she felt bad for Indian women? And the Indian women joined in on the slur fest? I 'member.

 

[Asian tech support]

EDIT: I like PPP
EDIT2: Accidentally capitalized canada

 

[30+GameOvers]

Prison rape is the last vestige of American culture

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

But the thing with politics is that there are always problems that need solutions. And in America's case, it's an illegal alien problem. Thankfully for us, Stephen has a solution: INDIGO PARK

A ghetto rigged solution to suspended driver's licenses becomes the hidden portal into a childlike whimsical sensation that only Miata owners could ever hope to come close to in the civilized dimension.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If anyone is interested I have two stills of Shrek's ass from the first movie. Pretty clear, you can see the whole crack.

Somehow, I managed to get banned for fantasy racism.

The post-apocalyptic hellscape doesn't have wheelchair ramps.

No one told me clown world was going to be this boring.

normalize harassing politicians with shrek porn

the best answer i got for why you should drink your own piss, the magic stem cells in piss.

Have you ever tried going grocery shopping with a gluten intolerant vegan jew?

"Never again, Arby's store #4601!!!"

i bought the cactus its really spiny and badass

 

[ForTheHoard]

Prison rape is the last vestige of American culture

 

[Rozzy]

Good morning Starshine, the court says “Get in the woodchipper”!

 

[Chromeo]

This is a very serious thread and I'd like you to treat it with the respect it deserves.
Thank you.

I've heard too much about people's genitals in this thread.

Too gay for the racists, too racist for the gays, here I am stuck on Kiwi Farms

Here's every cuss word I know from least vulgar to most vulgar

pokey-bum edgewanks over cueball chicas

What is supposed to be the appeal of these penis worms?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Also, where do you think you are? This is autism bait, and we are the autism.

Actually I'm pretty sure Vivziepop had the original idea for an underground Satanic fuck pit first. It's called Spindlehorse.

Girls, can we stop arguing about the ethics of indie animation /television/ parenting and go back to the main subject?

Id love to. Its just that when you criticize one peice of Coopers work it drives a certain group nuts (self-admited troons, anime pfps, and the plap monster (no youre not living that down)).

I prefer to be referred to as "cunt" not "Girl".
As to your point about the main subject, indie parenting is relevant to it. Name one person in indie animation without daddy or mommy issues?

 

[RGK5H]

PPP has one of the most famous assholes on the Internet. I have heard more talk about PPP's balloon knot than most current porn stars. Even Scarlett's blown out O-ring isn't as infamous.

 

[Drip Torch]

then there are internet 18 to 20somethings shitting up threads all day over the summer doing nothing but midwitting. GO OUTSIDE.

 

[PhoBingas]

who says kiwi farms is anti-lgbtq? they talk about men fucking men more than fag sites do

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I AM THE FAGGOTEYIST FAGGOT THAT EVER SUCKED A DICK, DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE SUCKING DICK? SUCKING DICK IS SO GREAT AND IF YOU, LITTLE TIMMY, HAVEN'T TRIED IT YOU SHOULD, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS THO. HA HA HA, JUST KIDDING NOT REALLY. DICK DICK DICK, I LOVE SUCKING DICK

 

[vomitusdeux]

Hey! Does anyone else have a good looking woman in their lives that would wipe their ass if they asked?

Only a nigger would find that appealing

That's a relief. I was initially worried that it was some sort of Haitian freak who combines the worst features of niggers and Chinks and had done something unspeakable to Longcat.

For those playing the home game that's "necrophilia" and "elementary schooler".

I suppose urine would have been the best case scenario...

I wonder if he's concerned about AI putting humans out of work at rape factories since they are capable of rape now, per Will Stancil.

SAAR HOW CAN HE SLAP HOW CAN NIGGA SLAP SAAR

Someone's already gooned to the scene of Jax strangling Pomni, haven't they?

If your friend had you put on a head set as a joke then 1 year later he tells you that he actually took a brain scan of you and put it in a game as a furry character as he tortures him, what would you do ?

Just saw an Indian IRL. My day is ruined.

>People paid to watch a flashback compilation and social media scrolling on the big screen.

You guys kinda suck at bullying people into killing themselves, really not living up to the hype at all

That's nothing. Wait until I fly into the sunset with the Queen of Syria.

Anyone want buttplug horns?

Bro you're at least in your 30's larping as a plane online

telling your mom about lolcows should maybe count as elder abuse

They also made a TADC anus chart at one point.

Did USAID pay you to download TBs of gay porn?

I was a veteran navy seal at 13 years old with over 300 confirmed sniper kills.

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

God has this funny sense of humor where He makes it so trannies would mog the absolute fuck out of most other men if they lifted and injected testosterone instead of estrogen

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

"Don't look at child porn" is probably the easiest step here.

 

[Hamstirer]

The frogs are gay, the crabs are non-binary and the whales are autistic. We live in a fallen world.

 

[Spectate]

You can call me a stalker, you can call me a porn addict, you can call me a tranny, BUT NEVER EXAGGERATE MY FUCKING WORDS

 

[Tablet County]

You don't have to molest kids and squirt liquid herpAIDS to be an irritating cock.

Imagine killing yourself because of weed.

 

[glass_houses]

If I'm a nazi for not liking the women Ghostbusters then calling me a nazi for anything else isn't going to matter.