random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Trombonista]

i AM DANCING ON THE NET AND I AM IN SERIOUSLY GOOD PHYSICAL SHAPE....

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Don't talk to other guys! My dick is small!

On its own, it's an amazing quote.

 

[Randall Fragg]

This isn't even the Sonichu of academia.

I'M DRESSED FORMALLY IN MY DRESS-SHIRT AND BEST SUIT WHICH WERE BOTH JUST PRESS-IRONED BY MOTHER WEARING MY JUCHE BADGE

THIS WILL BE THE PROOF OF MY SELF-RELIANT INTELLECTUAL PRESTIGE.

 

[LOOPS]

I hope a bunch of fat black people come and burn down your house you INSENSITIVE FUCK!!!!!!!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

These tweets were posted on Doopie DoOver's account by someone she knew playing a joke but they're seriously random.txt mateerial.

 

[neverendingmidi]

You know when I saw the thread title I didn't think we'd actually doing a cost/benefit analysis of corpsefucking

 

[CatParty]

"best viewed on lowest brightness setting"

 

[Terrorist]

Ver archivo adjunto 250522

"best viewed on lowest brightness setting"

 

[WeeGee]

No. There is this hornet's nest of intrigue going on the KiwiFarms forum.

 

[Randall Fragg]

NO, NO, YOU HAVE NO EMPATHY OVER THE KIM DYNASTIC AURA WHICH IS THE SPIRITUALLY PROPELLING FORCE OF THE KOREAN NATIONAL ATTITUDINAL FIRE RAGING LIKE A FLICKERING FLAME TO SHOW ITS PRESTIGIOUS METTEL

Kilts will be burned, joseon-oets/"hanboks" sewn, women forced to wear them, and men the cloth of yangban scholar, and I WILL BE THE DYNAST; electricity, food, and shelter will be severely curtailed and even demolished in the council estates' case to introduce traditional tents for temperance and discipline as you mine the mountainside for herbs to replace your failed healthcare system.

HAHAHAHAHHAA YOU TRAITOR, THIS IS PROOF WHY I NEED TO MOVE TO CHOSUN

 

[OwO What's This?]

i feel a bit guilty that i didnt warn him admin position is code for missionary cowgirl as the receiver but i want to see what he looks like experiencing a prostate orgasm from null

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"fuck your neighborhood artist reblog my selfies"

 

[A Skeleton]

"While you have sex without being married committing sins laugh, joke, and get drunk, I listen to Martina McBride sing Christmas music."

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

"Hey, where’s the trigger warning?"

From https://kiwifarms.is/threads/art-pr...troon-student-chimp-out-over-criticism.32493/

 

[RI 360]

@Coleman Francis

 

[OwO What's This?]

Is having autism against the rules? I apologize if this is the wrong place to ask. I'm just wondering if it is. I don't see it in The rules, but I've looked at a thread announcing that at least one person was banned for having autism (among other things, I believe).

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Is having autism against the rules? I apologize if this is the wrong place to ask. I'm just wondering if it is. I don't see it in The rules, but I've looked at a thread announcing that at least one person was banned for having autism (among other things, I believe).

I think it was the "LOOK AT ME AND ALL MY AUTISM! I AM SPECIAL!" kind of autism and not actual autism.

 

[Positron]

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

I'm pathetic and don't know how to draw a cock on a hedgehog...

I'll get to work.

 

[Turd Burglar]

If we don't already have these in random.txt, we should.

Are you familiar with autism?

How could you miss that he's autistic?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/skyla...yms-com-skylar-the-troll-master.32196/page-32

Edited to add a gem from the tard himself.

You know that's what they did to Jesus too, right? They killed him for blasphemy because they didn't agree with what he was saying. You guys are figuratively crucifying me because I'm expressing my belief.