random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[RG 448]

Stop making Solidmario look like a predator. He never hurt Bart!

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I'm angry. I'm /ticked off/.

 

[CatParty]

He's off to a rough morning.
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Also he's broke af.
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[Gordon Cole]

“I’m not gonna lie- I had complex feelings about spending the weekend dancing whilst watching tensions w North Korea mount.”

http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/lana-del-rey-wrote-a-song-on-the-way-home-from-coachella.html (http://archive.is/2UphY)

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

moral of the story: don't leave porridge out on your kitchen table while you're out of the house or else a ronin in serious need of eye drops will break into your house and eat it ravenously

Context:

I fucking love it when people liveblog shit okay it's so entertaining.

 

[A-tistic]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jan-harmond-dacion-yoshi-jan_d3.25227/page-22#post-2179686

"I will never forgive and forget what this metrosexual organization has done to me........."

 

[Hellfire]

All of these are from Fire/Buffalo Bill/Richard "Terra" Jones

"Kiwi farms has nude pictures of me and I want to jump in front of a CTA train."

"I posted them on a private and secret lesbian forum and because I am so disgusting a member there violated my trust and posted them to Kiwi Farms."

"I have been one of their many punching bags. A “lolcow” to quote their jargon they use for victims."

"I am so thoroughly unpleasant, unlikable and disgusting that one volunteer at the crisis line leaked her personal opinion about me to Kiwi Farms."

"Apparently my hygiene is terrible. I am a fat ugly tranny. I look in the mirror and all I can see is my atrocious hairline that I cover with a stupid hat."

"As a consequence of having autism, I have trouble picking up on how people feel about me in the moment. I’m weird, gross, akward, and incompetent."

"I am ostracised and rejected even by those who have been ostracised and rejected. I can’t even call trans lifeline without it winding up on Kiwifarms. And I’m so pathetic that often it feels like they are the only honest ones, the ones I can depend on to say something, negative, naturally of course, but brutally honest."

"No one would visit me at the hospital last year. No one would answer the phone when I called for help. No one in my friend groups will care and they certainly won’t be attending the funeral if the was one."

"Maybe if reincarnation is real, I’ll be reborn as a ciswoman and I won’t have to remember any of this nightmare."

 

[AnOminous]

"Maybe if reincarnation is real, I’ll be reborn as a ciswoman and I won’t have to remember any of this nightmare."

If reincarnation is real, this POS would be lucky to come back as a toad, much less a mammal of any kind.

 

[RI 360]

lol

 

[Hellfire]

"Christine Chandler's Vintage, Iconic, Stripe Shirt
Starting bid: US $12,000.00"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Nerd Deal of the century!

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Who is this Dinasty person, and why are they such a massive faggot?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Two teenage boys were caught in the act of violating the Animal Welfare Act

If this doesn't make it in none of you have any sense of humor. This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

"Where do all those hilarious quotes come from?"
Thread title by @LOOPS

 

[Ballo]

 

[Calooby]

 

[Gordon Cole]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tony-goldmark-some-jerk-with-a-camera.26903/page-22

 

[Hellfire]

"Pinkie Pie would lick the pink sugar off her fingers. And when I dig into a cutie orange, I get some orange-yellow color on my fingernails. Do I complain and end the existence of Oranges? No; I wash my hands at the next opportune moment. Do NOT ruin the Pride of the Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth Ponies, and Alicorns from us all. (Puns intended)"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Do these kiwifarms dolts have ANYTHING else in their lives? How empty does your existence have to be for a FORUM to fill precious bio space?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tony-goldmark-some-jerk-with-a-camera.26903/page-24

 

[sbm1990]

"Ah, the hypocrisy of the lying like."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mikemikev-michael-coombs.17243/page-362#post-2215458