random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Laburnum]

a stable furry population is crucial to a healthy internet ecosystem

 

[grenouille crétine]

Can regular people "feel their bladder"??

 

[spacko]

 

[Thé au lait]

If you want to fuck toasters, you're going to find toaster fucking communities because your parents likely don't consider that you want to fuck toasters and preemptively block toasterfucking sites, nor can they keep people with toasterfucking intentions from communicating with you because you didn't even know about toaster fucking before meeting this person.

im weeding guys im weeeeeeding
oh god I’m gonna
I’m gonna
weeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

[Tablet County]

She is worse than a lesbian. She is a furry.

I don't think I've ever witnessed quite this level of weird and gay.

I've never met anyone who gives a shit about 4k
your making this shit up

He's like if the Terminator was a homosexual who ate too much Wendy's.

It's okay to be wrong about someone but it's not okay to be Bri'ish.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

That is not a "chronic illness warrior", it's a "fat fuck committing Social Security fraud".

 

[Hooked on phobics]

There is no such thing as kindness

Like I said before many times over...slavery was one the best things ever to happen to this world

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

But yes slavery needs to be a thing. Sadly it didn't last in WW2

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm always 100% right.

 

[Aunt Carol]

bitch i have autism too i don't shit myself constantly the fuck??? it makes me retarded not fecally incontinent

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Art is Charles Bronson movies and cardboard cut outs of Sylvester Stallone. None of those things are video games, ergo video games cannot be art. Checkmate commies!

 

[0713]

That’s how I wanna go out. Spinning a basket ball in one hand and spinning my balls in another. Except I don’t want to be married to a Jew.

 

[Cnidarian]

It's like stepping on a mushroom cloud

 

[grenouille crétine]

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“can I just say it’s endlessly unfair that cologne gives me such gender euphoria and yet it’s so migraine triggering and inaccessible for me and so much of the disability community ”

 

[Rotollo 2]

"heh, you clearly haven't gooned enough to know porn as well as i do, virgin"

 

[Axiom.]

I got a higher IQ than Einstien, Hawking, Musk combined and no it's not in the negatives higher

 

[Spunt]

I never been dumb

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Thank you for your iconic contribution, regardless. God bless you, marbles-up-the-ass-Kiwi!

 

[CallmeCicada]

The Atlanic Ocean is a real place....thus Atlantis

Give me the die null die tag already

 

[CallmeCicada]

Ah yes puke on me. I love it fresh n warm.