random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Regardless, I will be making a demonic ritual with Asmodeus, the prince of hell to have this website taken down because it serves no good. Expect it gone soon enough.

 

[Pizdec]

This, this is an essay! This nigger wrote an essay about Halloween lights!

- Jim Metokur, discussing King of Pol's meltdown.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

~• Nathaniel David Matthews • 255 Cherry St. Merritt Island, Florida 32953 • 321-698-5227 •~

 

[Faceless Whore]

I hope all of the people on here get help because you're truly mentally ill...
...Regardless, I will be making a demonic ritual with Asmodeus, the prince of hell to have this website taken down because it serves no good. Expect it gone soon enough.

Credit to @Lake for the quote.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

They probably did not even have cheddar cheese. How dare they make demands on behalf of a body made entirely out of cheese!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Theo explained how my son had accessed Theo’s computer and placed the reels of torture porn on his laptop.

Remotely.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The tattoo she has is trashy enough for juggalos.

I believe patposting can bring everyone together, left, right, atheist, believer. Patposting transcends boundaries.

I've seen less horrifying before and after meth photos.

I dream of a day when everyone puts down their weapons to laugh at a stupid fat man arguing with his toilet.

A court ordered stay at a mental hospital will be the most delicious outcome of all.

“Waaahhh cis ppl just don’t understand meeee” sounds more socially acceptable than “hey you lesbian BIGOT I’ve got needs too ya know, stop hoarding the pussy because you’re making me and my dick SAD.”

why is our community of porn-addled sex pests so aggressive and unpopular?

Ah I see the pooner is going for methed out trailer park chic. Bold choice little dood.

he has the milky, slightly yellowed skin you usually see on a fresh corpse, after circulation stops but before all the blood pools. It's really uncanny.

"Hello, I am Prince N'gutabal III, and I have three million doses of estrogen that I need to get out of Nigeria..."

they only ever see history in the lens of how much cock they can stuff in their ass.

Food. Family. Fun.

Food: nitrate ridden meat atrocities
Family: unemployed n-word screaming douchebag freeloader son
Fun: grouchy obese boomer complaining for an hour straight on livestream

It may have been a trash fire but it was my trash fire.

everyone in the pic looks like they're badly generated by early-iteration a.i.

Yeah, this is a hard-r only classroom.

a constant loop of vulgarity that violates every porn site TOS outside of Germany

 

[Tablet County]

My coom is augmented

 

[JethroTullamore]

It's normal to have a rape fetish

 

[filename2]

I never said that

 

[Mad_Dog]

Each time he kisses you, your tasting the remnants of Barb's piss soaked clit and vag.

 

[Gog & Magog]

About 95% of the people on this planet are worthless, and that's still a rather generous estimate. Deal with it.

But unlike the globalists, I have no desire to turn the worthless masses into biofuel, fertilizer, or a homogenous mass of servile brown cattle.

 

[Tablet County]

9 out 10 people leave a gang rape happy. Stats don't lie.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Without Sonic's influence, Infinite or some other equally laughable villain would be grooming Tails into a tranny overnight.

 

[JustSomeDong]

“In brightest day,
In blackest night,
All social media will know my plight.”

 

[Hitman One]

I'm bored. Let's goad some defenseless troon into suicide. It's been awhile

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't like being called a pedophile and rapist over liking a murder mystery with robots in it that just so happends to appeal to children, not that fucking hard of a concept, eh?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I had a bit of a shitty childhood***

***Hence why I post on KiwiFarms

HE PUT HIS BALLS INTO A BALLDO!!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

This man enjoys putting his testicles into other people's buttholes.

 

[Johnny Salami]

At least hitler had the ball to take the art entrance exam.

She’s less of a supporting cast member and more like a spin-off cow.