random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Randall Fragg]

I dedicated years to studying the human psyche through critique of bad fiction.

From Waterhead's interview with Alec.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Would you write a parody of Stephenie Meyer without reading the Twilight saga? That's why it's taking me so long to write my Ed Edd'n Eddy crossover fic; her drivel takes years to research.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

There's a difference between being A Barneyfag and being THE "Barneyfag".

 

[Limen]

because of potentially-fatal peanut allergies you couldn't do my peanut experiment today. One jar under a pyramid; one jar, not. The pyramid nuts tasted better. What don't you understand?

been stuck in my head for ages

 

[MegasHant]

Be a good boy and jerk off to your new car cock faggot.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I don't even know who this is but he comes across as a complete fucking autist.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I know Kengle, GGers, and Kiwis are not that fucking desperate to stop me from having my orchiectomy that they would resort to terrorism against public transport to get to me but who knows what they do in spare time other than down Mountain Dew and Doritos in those fucking basements

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Correct. George Bush Jr's soul is literally the same as Adolph Hitler's.

and of course

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 1 minute ago Wildchild:
@ @Sczylak Madgar, I have never thought about having sexual intercourse with any mammal other than monkeys, and when I have thought about having sex with monkeys it was just a brief thought and not serious, but more in a joking manner..

 

[Zeorus]

I actually have a crush on her myself and was planning to write to her. The two of us are very different in terms of personality, and I know I know, she's an edge master, but she's just so interesting and pretty. I want her to be my girlfriend. But we're so different, I doubt she would like me back. In most people, I have trouble overlooking their flaws, but with Lindsay I just love her for them. I also have a folder dedicated to her containing multiple folders with everything I could find about her.
She just pushes my buttons.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I don't know you, and as I'm an asexual since you aren't Dynastia, then I doubt I would enjoy having sex or being locked in your sex dungeon, because contrary to popular belief, I have little to no experience with being a sex slave and probably wouldn't be a good sex slave, but I do have an extremely high tolerance to pain and have found that I do enjoy it, but I don't really like pain sexually or in a fetishistic sense, but find it meditative.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Unlike being born a girl where you can hit the looks lottery and sit around while the world caters to you. I'm not trying to be sexist but that's just how it is.

 

[John Daker]

Wrong. autism=83=A1+U21+T20+I9+S19+M13
What, are you autistic?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

From chat:

Can you please re-post what you said about me not being autistic? I forgot to screen shot it..

 

[APerson]

It's official, I'm not autistic, therefore nobody can call or rate me autistic anymore!

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Either I'm having trouble coming up with an explanation other than I've been trying to pretend that I was pretending to act retarded to avoid appearing as retarded, or I can't say because that would fall under the classification of "Powerleveling" and I would be breaking the rules, or a third explanation that I haven't yet disclosed or a combination of all of the above.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

it makes me miss when I was younger and I could upload a pic of my fursona gutting herself to my deviantart and get no reaction

 

[autisticdragonkin]

That post was so Autistic that it fucked the site coding

 

[Bertram]

A comment on my profile, courtesy of @*Asterisk*

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Snickered at this while reading Tracy's thread

And the only reason you continue to spread lies is because you're a lesbian, and I have no interest in being a dyke.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

From the Amanda Bags thread:

I haven't found yearbook pictures, but her 2007 video about being nonverbal is still up and she looks ever-so-slightly more normal. As in, she's still a morbidly obese autistic trainwreck, but there's no feeding tube, neckbeard or unibrow.