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[Bloitzhole]

You can't just get a nurse to fist her hands into your cervix to hold it in like it's some Dragon Ball Z kamehameha energy ball.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's a doctored 9/11 photo. Highly taboo in the size community.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want to see a real rape video

They threadbanned me from all of them

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

everyone wants to fuck their tight hot new asshole...I mean vagina queef on girl boss

 

[Big Nasty]

Why go through all the unpleasantness of a surgical colonostomy when the patrician option is to have Dr Anna give you a diet that will make you blow your intestines right out your asshole?

 

[Pissmaster]

It’s still pretty wild/sad that someone’s last moments were recorded in the background of a Nikocado mukbang vid.

 

[Bobby Worst]

Eat fast, die horny

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Semper-Fi man,

Semper-fucking-Fi to the max.

The few, the proud, the shitposters.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

They absolutely deserve each other in a murder-suicide kinda way.

Honestly a based line.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

He actually does have irreparable problems at this point that he can never repair. He can only scrape up the shabby remnants of his life and shuffle on. Most of his life is over, because of how fat he is.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"What's for dinner, Dad?"
"Cheddar broccoli oatmeal."
"Fuck you, Dad."

What kink even is this?

 

[Blackhole]

tbh all this thread tells me is that hollywood men and middle eastern monarchs have some of the smallest penises in the world, imagine paying to fuck lindsay lohan lmao.

I always made sure that any IDE Samsung HDD was set as slave and Toshiba HDDs set as master.
Just like Hirohito would have wanted.

IM GUNNA HAVE A BIG OL DICK. THE BIGGEST DICK OF ALL. MHMM. JUST SWINGING AND PISSIN AND JIZZING EVERYWHERE I GO.

In immortal words of Doug Stanhope, "there's nothing wrong with being gay just don't be a faggot about it."

 

[SevenEightNine]

He isn't even bothering with the low effort dangerhair gay retard look

 

[Pizdec]

Show us on the doll where a stranger on the Internet saying the N-word touched you.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cannabis, nigger.

Dick Dunn gets arrested by Nutley police for masturbating in front of kids.

Black people can't help being black, whereas trooning out is a choice.

All cum is white.

EDIT: and sometimes red

"Piggyback ride."

The technical philosophical phrase for this is "postmodernism."

Move over riddler because pussy fart is gonna rule this city.

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"I have a hole in my vagina Jonton."

Poop pussy grosses me out and infuriates me but you give me a headache with these laughably bad takes and word salads. I think I prefer poop pussy at this point.

 

[Cats]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

These Steven Universe drawings are fucking hilarious and you're just MATI.

And now for my obligatory post of: Kill yourself faggot.

 

[NoReturn]

Look your not going to find me crawling through the undergrowth with a buttered Barm in one hand and a tub of brown sauce in the other muttering "Slowly slowly catchy Sonic" any time soon.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm sorry, but are you a schizo or is this some sort of allegory?

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

A family that consumes sissy hypno porn together transitions together,