random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[WolfeTone]

“KIWI FARMS AND JOSHUA MOON MUST BE STOPPED. THEY ARE DISGUSTING DEGENERATES WHO ARE IMPEDING OUR ABILITY TO BE SEEN AS NORMAL PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO LIVE!!!” screeches the femboy catslut dragonkin as they milk their prostate to lolicon.

 

[nekrataal]

 

[JustSomeDong]

O say can you see, by the laptop's dim light,
Where so proudly we post through the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose neckbeards and autists, 'gainst the great twitter hoards,
O'er the internet we watched, were so gallantly posting?
And the trannies red glare, the tweets bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our forum's still there;
O say does the Kiwi Farms live forevermore,
As the land of the free and home of the brave?

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

It's not suicide. It's Kiwi Farms™

 

[Local Fed]

This is an suicide drama thread, not your personal dating site.

Maybe Yaniv's clit was some kind of gate keeping back the next shitshow on the farms. His hot button's fallen off and now it's our turn

THIS KIWIFARM THREAD IS SPONSORED BY NORDVPN, USE CODE: "TROON41" FOR 41% DISCOUNT

I just imagine a bunch of furries digging up holes and gnawing at some fibre optic cables near some data center to finally take this hate site down for good.

"It wasn't suicide, it was KiwiFarms" should be this site's new slogan lol

Soon the Ex-Kiwis will start to rival the Aryan brotherhood and MS-13

In the end all this will do is give us lots of random txts.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This reminds me of the time I thought CBT stood for "cognitive behavioral therapy" and that one of my friends was finally getting her shit together - nope she just got tricked into hitting some perv in the nards with various household objects.

 

[HumanHive]

That’s our Null!

 

[White Baby]

 

[Positron]

Have you considered that my inconsistency may be because I'm not insane?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Thank fucking God Null is not an idiot, greedy, or agreeable. Or any combination of the three.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's even more troubling when you consider how freely he uses his inherited money to compel the sexual labor of an underprivileged, disabled clown prostitute.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

It's perfectly normal for a woman's first clit to fall off. It's simply to make room for their wisdom clit

I know some men have trouble finding other people's clitorises, but this is the first time I've heard of someone failing to find their own.

 

[Bongocat]

"I'm not suicidal but if I were... I'd like to find a way to get Reddit blamed for it."

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

"I wanna pretend to have a penis so I can actually have funny and entertaining posts on the internet."

 

[Local Fed]

I sure am glad that I'm not an /lgbt/ user right about now.

Troons just kill themselves, that's a fact of life.

Try and cancel the Farms all you want, you still won't be a real woman.

The twitter tranny cries out in pain as >she strikes you.

J Edgar Hoover is a great example of why you should never give a degenerate cross dresser any form of social or administrative power.

Having a thread on KF is now the equivalent of having watched the cursed tape from The Ring.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

If it turns out he faked it. Null should be allowed to murder him. Only fair.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Dear twitter users,

I'm booking a flight to Japan as we speak so I can spread Dave's cold cheeks around my monster cock. Necrophilia is the greatest display of power known to man. This is a legitimate statement. Screencap this. Take this seriously.

The whole post probably is worthy as well.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Fuck PP

 

[NyQuilninja]

Based and stabajewtodeathpilled.

This gonna be "Hey jogga where ya joggin' with yer noggin joggin stencil?"

Leave the fucking kids alone, Jesus christ. What the hell is wrong with people?

Woodchipper the author pls.

How are they going to make the glory holes more inclusive? Add a douche nozzle?

 

[verygayFrogs]

I can't wait for kiwi Farms to kill me

Kiwi Farms murdered one too many trannies. It's time for this neo-Nazi tranny genocide website to go away for good.

It wasn't suicide, it was the Clintons

>tfw all these twitter tards are screencaping the farms and I'm not in any of them

Welcome to the new Internet Hate Machine

Wow, how many brave queer furries have to kill themselves before Null's rampage is stopped?

NOOOOO THE DICK INFLATOR BLOCKED KIWIFARMS WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The twitter users trying to cancel us are fat and I would not have sex with any of them

Earthbound autism, Earthbound autism never changes

This site survived the Christchurch shooting so I doubt some sperg doing a flip will shut it down.

This is advanced hate mail.

Fuck you K*w*f*rms my blood is on your hands ok

NOOOOOOOOO! We really are done for, gang!

THE DEGENERATE PEDOS ARE GONNA WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER! uwu

NOT THE TURKS

RIP THE FLESH!!! SALT THE WOUND!!!!

Seriously, what's wrong? Did we not call the niggerfaggots enough mean names, or is Penis Drager just stealing all of our thunder?

Twitter hosts child porn on their platform.

Get back in your tard cage, wtf are you doing