random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[mr.moon1488]

"I have ASPD but I'm not a monster"
Literally have to have a conduct disorder diagnosis to even be diagnosed with ASPD, which means you have a serious criminal history before you're even 18.

Life with Antisocial Personality Disorder. Part 2 of Mental Health Awareness Month

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[Army Burger]

She looks like Jim Henson designed her face

“Hey, if you could draw my avatar getting fucked by wolves, that’d really make me feel more like an empowered woman.”

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Is this guy just trying too hard or is he some kinda slavaboo? "He lives in Mockba cause I dont have cyrillic characters!"

 

[Raging Capybara]

Kiwi Farms - you know all the trannies are lurking at it, but nobody admits it.

 

[Brain Power]

I have no bad syntax & am no type of pest. However, I am an intellectual

 

[Army Burger]

Hahaha! The fisting isn't even me!! I was thinking about this all day. That's a friend of ours. I'm not that thin. Just look at it... I mean this has happened and you can use your imaginations. But, that's not me.

 

[Autisimodo]

Besides, there will spring just so much drama once Chris adds the title of a KPop fan on his personal reputation - Imagine the new boom that this forum will experience then.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

A classic quote from out favorite crazy lady Virgo rouge is always appreciated

”I already saw what you look like with the tattoos all over your body. with your southern accent with your gas chambers. i already saw what you look like cant you show your face... JUNIOR.”

”you cant’ show your face Josh, because you’re genetically screwed up”

”YOU ARE A PHONEY LOSER YOU ARE A TALENTLESS PERSON WHO CANT SHOW YOUR FACE ONLINE for a reason and YOU HAVENT WON AND YOU DONT HAVE MY NAME AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON ME!!!”

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Spoiler: Full context

I love it when people whine about 'muh superior agrarian society' while conveniently ignoring the fact that cities exist because they have economic incentives which bring people to them.
Blumpkin County is nothing more than a bunch of doped-up inbred angry about 'damn big city liberals' and imagining that any place with over 500 inhabitants is some kind of Judge Dredd-esque hellhole because 'I done seen it on the talky bawks'.
Take the Bobpill motherfuckers. Superior Future!

Take the Bobpill motherfuckers. Superior Future!

 

[The Great Citracett]

"IT HAS GIVEN 2 MEN A BONER"

Our very own LagoonaBlue, defending the quality of her JonTron fapfic.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

dude you do know I have a BA(Hons) in literature right?

LagoonaBlue on the same conversation the quote from above is.

 

[Army Burger]

Every time she mentions the "poisoning" I am obligated to once again remind everyone that what she actually did was lick up some hand sanitizer.

 

[Scratchin' Pro]

"Nothing, not even that loli on the other page, is sexier than math, okay?"

(source)

 

[OG 666]

My cup size is in the OP.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

"I need help with my vagina, simple as that."

 

[YayLasagna]

I have no bad syntax & am no type of pest. However, I am an intellectual

 

[Army Burger]

I googled around a bit to try to understand what's going on with her new butthole.

 

[eldri]

It’s like if Israeli politicians were complaining about the price of French fries going up while the holocaust was killing their people.

 

[Wendy Carter]

I wouldn't even subject my fecal matter to your sexual escapades

 

[damian]

Delicious Gay