random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UnsufficentBoobage]

the last time a jew knew multivariable calculus it was the rosenbergs

. They went on a camping trip a year or two ago where it wasn’t feasible to bring their nozzle and gallons of coffee, so they were unable to shit for 9 days. When they got back and tried to unclog themselves, the sounds coming out of the toilet were like someone playing a very high pitched kazoo

Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough.

I'm too hot and British to have problems so now I eat pussy outta nowhere

i would make a gofundme to use the money to buy potatos

I don't know how Satan himself managed to land the job as UX designer for the Meta Business Suite, but his unique style and sense of humor certainly shine through the whole thing.

Nigga looks like Lester from GTA5 but if his name started with "Childmo"

That's how IP bans work you digital retard

everyone I've ever made eye contact with is invited to my McMansion in the boonies

That’s the world-famous Autism Typing Style™

tfw you have the face for the radio and the voice for mime play

 

[The Un-Clit]

A lawsuit this gay needs two dads.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Now we know what someone with an insatiable craving for tard cum looks like.

 

[Meat Target]

Interstellar multiethnic sexually integrated space-fascism doesn't seem so bad as far as dystopian future go.
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[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

What we are left with is Hitler without substance.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's(Agenda-Free TV) like Kino Casino but on prescription psychiatric drugs to be normal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

You do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

we're on federal court timetables, not angry Internet retard timetables.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This is all semantics too. 2 and 2 can be cake if we change four into cake. I am very smart.

Every inch of nature that isn't slathered in your message is somehow hurting you.

Since I can't afford a trip right now and I only have one day off I'm daydrinking for Palestine right here in front of my computer.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

If you're going to use speech-to-text software, could you at least give it a cursory proofread before posting?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Also, "a plain, beastly, drunken, filthy, lying nigger with a spreading nose through which probably tons of cocaine have been sniffed" is the best description of Nick Rekieta I have ever read.

Its wild how riled up autists get when you tell them to grow up and stop worshipping han solo and spiderman.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

No, little pooner, you do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

 

[I'm a Silly]

Will they be making sandwiches for ghosts?

 

[CaddestSlown]

How about cocaine, anorexia and jamaican bull cum ? Asking for a former lawyer

 

[neger psykolog]

i'm never going to let some common whore steal my virile semen, you can make stamina potions out of them, i'm not going to let that go for cheap

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You can draw a direct line from the scene where Trunks first goes supersaiyan to the five trillion fics where Gohan is forced to watch Cell dropkick baby Pan into a blender after having his Cell Jrs run a train on Videl in order to activate Omega Saiyan Red or some shit

At the end of the day, libertarianism is really just about getting high and masturbating.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A lawsuit this gay needs two dads. Unfortunately for Russ, neither of them seem particularly happy with him at the moment.

 

[Potato Burrito]

He mentions being "misgendered" right beforehand, too, which probably means some guy clocked him and gave him the stink eye as he crept into the women's restroom, and said other guy was actively deciding whether or not to go physically adjust his broken brain with concussive maintenance as the photo was being taken.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I fucked her.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I'd suck that dick. Really wouldn't have a choice.