random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[José Mourinho]

- What, are you a white knight beta male orbiter?
- The Asian bitches are still superior. The one with the dude doesn't count.

 

[Watcher]

not getting any hot juicy vaginas

 

[José Mourinho]

If you want to attack arguments that I never made, I'll leave you to it.

 

[CatParty]

My intellectual tastes have been rivaled only by my lust for pornography.

 

[Hyperion]

having the sex, the Trolling issues and all input from other people. no more questions.

 

[OtterParty]

TROLLS! MEGAN!! MIMMS!!!!! 4Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[champthom]

"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?" and/or "What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"

 

[Hyperion]

"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?" and/or "What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"

no more questions.

 

[José Mourinho]

"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?" and/or "What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"

WHAT IF CHRIS WROTE EROTIC FRIEND FICTION?

 

[Himawari]

Unless it's too... insensitive? I'd like to suggest:

"Kevin is the Mann"

I suggest it in a way to display support for Chris and Barb, but I can see how it may come across as a jab at them, so...

 

[Holdek]

Do the math.

 

[Watcher]

This is why I stick to 2D.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

This is why I stick to 2D.

But for real though..

 

[CatParty]

"kiwi forums"

 

[José Mourinho]

YOU MAY HAVE TORN MY HEART OUT AND STAMPED IT INTO BLOODY CHUNKS BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY ETHICS. FUCK YOU AND GOOD DAY

 

[exball]

I don't know how this isn't random txt yet.

I'll be in ya dreams.

 

[___]

I hear America singing, as I sing of myself.

 

[Mr. 0]

Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!

 

[Pikonic]

Led by none other than Chad Tundercock

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Thanks a Lump