Random "What If?" thread

[Joan Nyan]

What if Jace actually met John Cena?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Jace actually met John Cena?

He'd get an autograph, a handshake, and the minder would push Jace away.

 

[Dutchbash]

what if you met Jace?

 

[FlyAwayNow]

What if I was never in the picture?

 

[DeagleDad420]

What if I was never in the picture?

Don't say that

 

[Puppies.]

As long as we're playing hypotheticals: what would be worse for Jace:

Deagle Nation being overrun by 12-year-olds who share Jace's entire personality

or

Deagle Nation being overrun by constructive, well-mannered internet denizens who don't talk about guns, weed, or wolves

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

what if you met Jace?

I'd smoke his weed

 

[KingofManga420]

Don't say that

Great now I don't know who I ship Matt with anymore. THANKS DD.

What if Eli actually did die?

 

[Sammy]

What if I was never in the picture?

That would be like if Clyde Cash was never in the Chris Chan story.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

As long as we're playing hypotheticals: what would be worse for Jace:

Deagle Nation being overrun by 12-year-olds who share Jace's entire personality

or

Deagle Nation being overrun by constructive, well-mannered internet denizens who don't talk about guns, weed, or wolves

Well, all 7 of the constructive, well-mannered internet denizens would be worse, for sure.

Jace surrounded by like-minded people would make him happy, in the short term. In the long run they'd piss each other off, or grow up.

what if you met Jace?

In real life, I'm pretty quiet -he'd ramble and we'd play vidya. I'd relay what I heard and still not be allowed to sit at the cool kid's table with the illustrious /k/ommandos.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Jace had a dose of Super-Solider Serum and Vita-Rays?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

What if there is a dimension where jace is a radical muslim and he communicated with internet troll ISISfaggot911?

 

[BillRiley]

what if you met Jace?

Let's hope that never happens.

What if Jace had a dose of Super-Solider Serum and Vita-Rays?

He'd try to join the Justice League, get rejected for being a tremendous moron and go sulk in his Fortress of Solitard.

 

[Quail]

What if there is a dimension where jace is a radical muslim and he communicated with internet troll ISISfaggot911?

He'd panic every 2nd of May and claim that America was invading the Middle East on the anniversary of the death of Bin Laden. He'd also claim to be a future former retired wounded veteran Mujahideen who was involved in multiple major terrorist attacks (that no-one has ever heard of) across the West.

 

[JON CENA]

What if there is a dimension where jace is a radical muslim and he communicated with internet troll ISISfaggot911?

In that universe the troll would still be named CIAdude420.

 

[Tookie]

He'd panic every 2nd of May and claim that America was invading the Middle East on the anniversary of the death of Bin Laden. He'd also claim to be a future former retired wounded veteran Mujahideen who was involved in multiple major terrorist attacks (that no-one has ever heard of) across the West.

He would still be an artistic rape survivor though.

 

[Kecleon]

What if this was the encrypted file Eli was downloading in Israel?

http://www.theisraelidaily.com/isis...ingle-threaten-unleash-full-song-demands-met/

 

[Morbid Boredom]

So, we understand that Tyce's Dad is willing to pay Tyce to just stay out of his life. We have established Eli's parents already do so. Soon, Gail will break and give up on Jace.

What if, through suggestions of the Deagle Nation boys, some titanic act of weenery or whatever, Mr. Andrews, Ms. Connor and Mr. and Mrs. Elifolks agreed to put up the boys in a slightly larger cabin, making sure these misfits stayed out of everyone's way and being more cost-effective overall?

How soon would someone get injured?
When would the the Staties raid their weed operation?
When would FlyAwayNow move in?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Jace became a Freeman on the Land?

http://www.cwckiforums.com/threads/organized-pseudolegal-commercial-argument-litigants.5850/