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What if Jace survived the apocalypse?
Scenario from RPG I'm working on:
May 31, in the not too distant future. Two Russian junkies break into a long abandoned bioweapons lab to strip the place for copper and other valuables. Unfortunately, they are infected by a weaponized strain of smallpox, resistant to the modern vaccine, that has leaked from one of the rusting containers hidden in the labs depths.
Two months later, 40% of the worlds population has died from it. An additional 17% dies from violence, war, accidents, or other diseases. Governments across the world have collapsed. Bodies are dumped in mass graves, burned, or simply left to rot in the streets. The trucking industry served as a vector for the disease, causing the US government to restrict it, which in turn caused supply shortages. The chaos ruins the economy, driving it to levels worse than the Great Depression. People become savage, fighting for supplies, settling old scores, or just killing for fun. Martial law is declared throughout the US as the surviving members of the government struggle to keep order. This causes various militia groups (think the Cliven Bundy types) to coalesce into a rebel movement, The 76ers, and start guerrilla attacks against the government. Eventually, what order remains collapses, and the survivors find themselves in a fundamentally changed world. Of course, none of this matters to Jace, except for the fact that there's no cops. Jace's mom died when Jace's town fell into rioting and someone threw a brick through the window, shattering the glass and cutting her. The wounds became infected, and there were no antibiotics left. Pastor Faggot, despite being nearly dead from smallpox, officiated at the short funeral held in the backyard and helped bury Gale in a shallow grave. Of course, Jace being Jace, thought this was just his mom being a faggot and continued to smoke weed and play video games while everything went to shit. Rob, being the competent one, decided to head to Vermont with some surviving friends. Jace wanted none of that, so he jacked a neighbors car, loaded up his Xbox, computer, tactical weaponry, and a ton of gamer fuel, and drove off...
 
What if Jace quit smoking weed, starts taking his meds and moves out of his moms house? Would he be able to function as a somewhat normal person or is the damage too severe?
The only way I see him ever leading a normal life is if he gets intense therapy and lives with Robert for at least a year or two before being released back into the wild. That, and quits the Internet and video gaming forever. Which is...unlikely, to say the least.

The ride never ends
 
The only way I see him ever leading a normal life is if he gets intense therapy and lives with Robert for at least a year or two before being released back into the wild. That, and quits the Internet and video gaming forever. Which is...unlikely, to say the least.

The ride never ends

If he hasn't learned by now, he will never learn at all.
 
If he hasn't learned by now, he will never learn at all.

I dont think it's impossible. Jace seems to be in this really intense psychosis, induced by drugs and schizophrenia... and probably from is isolation from real life, thanks to the internet. Take the drugs away, treat the schizophrenia and cut down the internets for a while, and maybe.. just maybe. Like DeagleDad420 said
 
What if Jace got interviewed by a right-wing pundit?

Depends on which right wing pundit, the crazier the pundit the more likely the pundit is going to let Jace have more airtime.

What if Jace became a Batman villain in the next Arkham Knight game?
 
What if Al-gamerfood are real hamas terrorists, trolling jace and the whole lolcow population of the greater boston area? With the ultimate endgoal of brain-washing Parkourdude so violently, that he himself, or someone goes to the middle east.

They tried it before by converting him to Islam and making him renounce it by going to mekka. Y'all still remember right?

inb4 eli gets captured by hamas and fed heroin on a daily bases and making him fight IDF.
^Believing that it's liquid THC
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Also Ted, is a liason for gamerfood to reel him in
 
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  1. A moment ago - DeagleDad420:
    what if jace was a high school gym teacher
  2. A moment ago - Glaive:
    @ DeagleDad420, he would qualify
  3. A moment ago - DeagleDad420:
    "ok everyone repeat after me" doing THE LOADOUT live in the gymnasium
  4. A moment ago - CatParty:
    tactical dodge ball
  5. A moment ago - DeagleDad420:
    making all kids do airsoft drills
  6. A moment ago - UnwiseKhan:
    He'd try to get them all to do marine PT.
  7. A moment ago - Glaive:
    @ DeagleDad420, i would have loved that
  8. A moment ago - CatParty:
    and then he'd vomit
  9. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    The wolf pics on the wall of his office would get him fired
  10. A moment ago - The Knife:
    @ DeagleDad420, He'd call it boot camp.
  11. A moment ago - UnwiseKhan:
    Airsoft would have been better than the constant dodgeball.
  12. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
    Parkour every day
  13. A moment ago - DeagleDad420:
    at graduation he'd make everyone sing MARINE TRAINED TEEN
  14. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    I love dodgeball
  15. A moment ago - DeagleDad420:
    and award them fake medals
 
What if Jace was the Statue of Liberty? :ween:

(TIME FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF)
 
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