"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

If trannies fo hungry in capitalist america why are u so fat phil?

Because Phil isn't really a tranny. He just says he is for attention and to be special. He's also a massive consumerist whore.

And I'd love to see Phil co-opt the Punisher Skull and put his Antifa tard scribbles all over it. Assuming they could be recognized as anything other than the doodles of someone with Down's Syndrome, it would definitely make him a target of Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer if he ever wore it out in public. Maybe even for real members of Antifa who might think he's a Nazi trying to mock them.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Hey I offered to buy him some pet food but he was all like 'No I need soy milk and bread'. Maybe if Xochi hadn't wasted precious money on mall ninja gear he could afford the dollar for a loaf of bread.

Also his delusion that riots and anarchy are just around the corner amuse me to no end. He genuinely expects any day now Antifa is just gonna march up to the white house and take control.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"They are no match for Antifa Sooper Soakers"...a more dubious claim has never been made.

"As Antifa Prime Minister there will be Socialism"...Phil isn't Antifa. Phil isn't Prime Minister of anything. He has no power or influence. He's a fat, pathetic poseur and a loser. And "Libertarian Socialism" is an oxymoron. Libertarianism is all about personal freedom and Socialism strips freedom from the individual.

Edit: and it's just like Phil to eat twice the amount of food that a normal person does. One can of soup is en entire meal for most Americans, and more food than many people around the world get in an entire day. What a fat-fuck. Some "Socialist".

Libertarian socialism is a thing - basically it’s about government through small scale organizations rather than states. Leaving aside how realistic it is as a system of government (not very), it’s not exactly compatible with being a fat little pig who refuses to work and e-begs to buy toys.

 

[Adamska]

Your PH34R ME cosplay still makes you look like a cross-eyed tard Phil. Also pretty much proved you don't know what the word libertarian means you aspiring fascist.

Also starve. You made the choice to be an idiot and not save money for food, so you face the consequences of spam-buying shitty shirts for the storebrand you absolute corporatist whore.

 

[The Dude]

Hey I offered to buy him some pet food but he was all like 'No I need soy tard cum and bread'. Maybe if Xochi hadn't wasted precious money on mall ninja gear he could afford the dollar for a loaf of bread.

Also his delusion that riots and anarchy are just around the corner amuse me to no end. He genuinely expects any day now Antifa is just gonna march up to the white house and take control.

Makes one wonder what Phil is gonna do when all these Antifa kids he looks up to graduate from college, join the workforce to pay off their student loans, get married and start families, then laugh at what dumb-fuck kids they were for supporting a political ideology that's a proven failure? I suppose he will either cling to the handful of other yards unwilling to grow up and get jobs, posting on Twatter about how they're "totally bringing down the capitalist system" into their 40s and 50s, or he will find a new group of edgy kids to obsess over and ape.

 

[MMX]

To culturally-appropriate the Chinese Year of the Pig, Phil is eating swill:
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Tyce? Is that you

Phil confirmed for skullz

 

[Deadpool]

If the Punisher were real he'd kick the buck teeth out of Phil's head on principal alone, then kick the shit out of Toren for fun.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Makes one wonder what Phil is gonna do when all these Antifa kids he looks up to graduate from college, join the workforce to pay off their student loans, get married and start families, then laugh at what dumb-fuck kids they were for supporting a political ideology that's a proven failure? I suppose he will either cling to the handful of other yards unwilling to grow up and get jobs, posting on Twatter about how they're "totally bringing down the capitalist system" into their 40s and 50s, or he will find a new group of edgy kids to obsess over and ape.

I reckon more kids, until his increasing age makes that impossible. There will be a transitional period where the kids take pity on the poor slow-in-the-mind, but after that he’s on his own.

 

[Positron]

NPCing the Communist Manifesto:

3Dgy!

 

[wellthathappened]

6 likes on Twitter is probably not enough to start the violent Communist revolution.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Bless Phil's cottons, copying all those big sentences. Like a gradeschooler plonked into high school classes, all he can think of to do with the books he's given to study is to copy parts out in his best handwriting (probably literally - you know this shit has been made into a poster and is on his wall somewhere). Not a clue as to what any of it means, just that it's big kid things and people will think he's big kid smart if he can regurgitate it word for word.

Adorbs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If the Punisher were real he'd kick the buck teeth out of Phil's head on principal alone, then kick the shit out of Toren for fun.

Don't we already do the digital equivalent on a semi daily basis?

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Nice to see the return of Phil the fake commie. Usual argument still stands, in a communist regime he’d be amongst the first wave of gulag workers / people executed for being of no use to the state.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ha ha, okay Phil. You can’t kick Toren out of your bedroom but you can kill thirty unarmed men. Believable.

 

[muh_moobs]

6 Feb 19. Still pining for the wholesale destruction of the hand that feeds him.
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Socialism your bedroom first.

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Rat crossover: Phil gets into the business of rapist Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey. Should not be too surprising as Phil loves to fantasize getting raped.
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Red and black aren't the colors of communism, Philth.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Red and black aren't the colors of communism, Philth.

They are, however, the colors of his stinkditch.

 

[Dentontx]

I thought you were a Libertarian Socialist this week, Phil. What’s it gonna be then, eh?

 

[The Dude]

There's a "Specter of Communism" in America because we killed it in the 80s. Even China knows going full Commie is economic suicide and went with a quasi-hybrid of Communism and Capitalism (basically only keeping the parts of Communism that keep the lower classes as a virtual slave labor force who have no rights). The only people who call themselves Communists in the United States are jobless losers like Phil, and pothead intellectuals like Rainbow Sweater Hippie who saved Phil from making a total ass of himself in those videos. There's as much of a chance of the US going Communist as there is of Lenin, Stalin and Mao all jumping out of their tombs and dancing the Macarena together, and it'll never be the system Phil thinks it should be: where he gets all the free shit he wants and never has to work for it.

 

[Hux]

...when all these Antifa kids he looks up to graduate from college, join the workforce to pay off their student loans, get married and start families, then laugh at what dumb-fuck kids they were for supporting a political ideology that's a proven failure?

I'll take "Shit That's Never Going To Happen Ever" for $500, Alex

 

[AnOminous]

Red and black aren't the colors of communism, Philth.

They're the colors of the Canadian Mounties.

They're also the colors of anarchocommunism.

But considering that Phil is wearing a Nazi skull mask these days, I think it's safe to say his use of red and black signifies his approval of Nazism.