"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Reckon it won’t be long until we get a post explaining that due to frets on his life, he can no longer endanger civilians and so while he will still be paying rent, he will be leaving his apartment for an extended Antifa patrol for an indefinite period.

He’s so invested in his badass fantasy that he has to invent this “I need to talk about the fact that I’m going to be killed” story. Like, dude, just admit the truth - you’re miserable because you’re financially supporting a man you don’t even like, who holds you openly in contempt, you’re second fiddle in your own home and everyone laughs at you for it. Just say it.
 
Isn't it interesting how shortly after a few Kiwis bring up Phil no longer talking about certain things (being Latinecks and his DID lies), Phil makes social media posts where he mentions those very things again? Makes you wonder...:thinking:
Interestingly, he still doesn't specify DID. Which is weird, considering how much he's used it in his asspat-fishing before. One of my favourite Phil updates was when he announced that he was in mourning because one of his headmates had died. Maybe someone pointed out that you can't be a supersoldier while suffering from severe mental illness.
 
Interestingly, he still doesn't specify DID
Speaks of the devil. (5 Feb 2019)
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Tell Xochi to get you grocery money too.

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YOU make you look fat; don't blame the gun that you don't have.

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Kiwi Execeution Squad, take note.

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Is that the latest prank in middle schools, to write "Antifa super soldier" on someone's back?
 
But the member who was leaking screen caps to Isaboy is no longer here I believe. So if we locked it down again Phil wouldn't be able to see shit.

Did we figure out who the snitch was or did they just fuck off out of boredom/disgust of Phil?

Looks like Phil just lost couch privileges. He'll be sleeping on the floor tonight.

I can't wait until Phil looses floor privileges.

And then when he loses house privileges.

The ogre is slowly kicking Phil out of his own home.

I hope at some point Phil loses Oregon privileges.

I wonder if we could convince Phil that we killed Xochi? I mean, it’s no more fucked up that Ama having a stroke, right?

Probably not, if only because trying to influence Phil's fantasies directly is something that to my knowledge doesn't work.
 
Speaks of the devil. (5 Feb 2019)
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Tell Xochi to get you grocery money too.

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YOU make you look fat; don't blame the gun that you don't have.

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Kiwi Execeution Squad, take note.

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Is that the latest prank in middle schools, to write "Antifa super soldier" on someone's back?
Apparently a few days from starvation and Phil is buying slogan t-shirts instead of food. :thinking:

'My imaginary friend did it' is three-year-old behaviour. I know this isn't the first time Phil's pulled this, but it never fails to be utterly pathetic. Even the most naive of his soupersoaker friends are going to shake their heads at this 'Xochi bought me' rubbish.
 
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YOU make you look fat; don't blame the gun that you don't have.
He’s somehow found a hoodie that draws attention to two of his failures
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Is that the latest prank in middle schools, to write "Antifa super soldier" on someone's back?
Funny that we never see these super soldiers anywhere near any actual fighting.
Apparently a few days from starvation and Phil is buying slogan t-shirts instead of food. :thinking:

'My imaginary friend did it' is three-year-old behaviour. I know this isn't the first time Phil's pulled this, but it never fails to be utterly pathetic. Even the most naive of his soupersoaker friends are going to shake their heads at this 'Xochi bought me' rubbish.
Phil is a capitalist bootlicker and so cannot resist showing off that he’s given money to the rich. It’s pretty funny really. All he has to do is not post, but he’s such a materialist that he’s compelled to do so.

Phil lied to Antifa.
 
Ah, so it looks like Phil did a random hashtag search for any images connected to Antifa or whatever leftist crap he's into at the moment. Too dumb or lazy to come up with some original content. That or he's just too embarrassed by the fact that he looks like an utter mong to actually take pictures anymore.

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Tell Xochi to get you grocery money too.

Haha, he hasn't brought up the multiple personalities lie in a while. Either he forgot about it until we reminded him or he must think its "cool" again. Nice to see Xochi make a return, but whatever happened to Jingles? That was the funniest one. Well, that and the "nameless" characters he was too lazy to come up with anything for.


The Punisher logo is very much adopted by police, military, militias and other politically right leaning groups. Phil is showing his true colors once again. Also, mixing the Punisher with Antifa crap sounds stupid as hell, but I'm reasonable sure he could buy shirts like that off Red Bubble or someplace.


Why is he wearing a bunny suit? Is he a furry or something, because that's about the least intimidating uniform he could be wearing. Besides, I thought "spirit animals" was considered "cultural appropriation" these days. On the other hand, I'd fucking love to see Phil waddle around in a rabbit costume in public now because he thinks that makes him a real Antifa super soldier. Can we make that a thing guys?

Did we figure out who the snitch was or did they just fuck off out of boredom/disgust of Phil?

No clue, to be honest. Knowing Phil, he inevitably would have done something to alienate them, but I like to think whoever it was was just trying to stir up the pot. Not that it matters. If Phil was slightly less retarded, he probably could've create another fake account here and look at the Farms for himself, but he would inevitably have chosen a stupid username like "XoXo_darth_translatinx_@narchist_97_XoXo" that would immediately give away his identity because he has to autistically force his interests into everything he touches.

Probably not, if only because trying to influence Phil's fantasies directly is something that to my knowledge doesn't work.

Yes and no. Phil is surprisingly pliable for someone as stupid and bullheaded as he is. We got Phil to stop showing his buck teeth by making fun of him, and now he won't show his face either because we've pointed out his eyes make him look retarded. He also seems to have dropped, or at least downplayed, some of his crap like the DID or his obsession with anime because he's not sure where his antifa idols stand on it. So yeah you probably could get Phil to respond to the right stimuli, but its no guarantee. Ultimately its much funnier to watch him struggle to ape whatever leftist identity politics he thinks are popular this week.
 
Ultimately its much funnier to watch him struggle to ape whatever leftist identity politics he thinks are popular this week.

I wonder what will happen when he pushes his luck with antifa types. He even got some skinny hippie peace and love type to punch his ass out by being annoying, and antifa has more than a couple punchy types just looking for an excuse.

Of course, he'd have to get comfortable enough to think he had weight to throw around.
 
6 Feb 19. Still pining for the wholesale destruction of the hand that feeds him.
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Socialism your bedroom first.

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Rat crossover: Phil gets into the business of rapist Wesley "Laurelai" Bailey. Should not be too surprising as Phil loves to fantasize getting raped.
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Quotes Marx on how 'executive of state' is white supremacist and must be destroyed.

Calls himself Prime Minister.

Pick one, Phil.
 
"They are no match for Antifa Sooper Soakers"...a more dubious claim has never been made.

"As Antifa Prime Minister there will be Socialism"...Phil isn't Antifa. Phil isn't Prime Minister of anything. He has no power or influence. He's a fat, pathetic poseur and a loser. And "Libertarian Socialism" is an oxymoron. Libertarianism is all about personal freedom and Socialism strips freedom from the individual.

Edit: and it's just like Phil to eat twice the amount of food that a normal person does. One can of soup is en entire meal for most Americans, and more food than many people around the world get in an entire day. What a fat-fuck. Some "Socialist".
 
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