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- Registrado
- 20 de Abr, 2017
Past: ”we were all sorts of weird as kids. its why we ended up here”
Present: ”I have been on your side will you please stop having a go at me!”
Future: ”Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams.”
Yeah, I'm a cow in the making.
Present: ”I have been on your side will you please stop having a go at me!”
Future: ”Autists are improving. It used to be you'd have to hold them down to record their screams.”
Yeah, I'm a cow in the making.
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- 12 de Feb, 2025
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- 3 de Ago, 2021
Past: "There is no Answer to the Jewish Question."
Present: A bunch of damn Smokers
Future: ”We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”
Uhhhhhhhhh based department? Yeah, I need an application to an art school to be rejected.
Present: A bunch of damn Smokers
Future: ”We should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”
Uhhhhhhhhh based department? Yeah, I need an application to an art school to be rejected.
- Registrado
- 22 de Nov, 2019
Past: ”Did you not know that I've successfully rendered my dick dysfunctional with imported irreversible antiandrogens?”
Present: ”Dear representatives of Lolcow LLC,”
Future: ”I'm glad you're watching... if you are watching...”
Present: ”Dear representatives of Lolcow LLC,”
Future: ”I'm glad you're watching... if you are watching...”
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- 16 de Ago, 2025
Past: ”How do you do a triangle fill? It's fuckin' algebra, little nigger!”
Present: ”she's a regular kiwifarms poster and I need a restraining order against her”
Future: “whatever, I'll be dead soon, it doesn't matter”
Seems accurate.
Present: ”she's a regular kiwifarms poster and I need a restraining order against her”
Future: “whatever, I'll be dead soon, it doesn't matter”
Seems accurate.
Zirnwyb
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 15 de Oct, 2019
Past: ”Again, your "kind" is forbidden from monitoring me in any way, on any venue.”
Present: ”They won't see the link between forehead and power and what this means.”
Future: “it's bad for my mental state being on there, my support worker warned me“
Present: ”They won't see the link between forehead and power and what this means.”
Future: “it's bad for my mental state being on there, my support worker warned me“
- Registrado
- 20 de Dic, 2023
Past
>lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person
Present
>Kiwisawa...they came back
Future
>Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm
>lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person
Present
>Kiwisawa...they came back
Future
>Everyone MASS report to the FBI all the Cyber Bullying that Kiwi Farm
Ventrue
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 31 de Oct, 2023
Past:
“You're not going to fucking taunt me on my own slack with neo-Nazi hatemobbing”
Present:
”they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being tranny.”
Future:
”sounds like a harmless supplier of your grocery store produce section”
“You're not going to fucking taunt me on my own slack with neo-Nazi hatemobbing”
Present:
”they coerced kit into posting a picture of kits genitalia and scrutinised kits selfies and nudes constantly for a long time all to try and disprove kit being tranny.”
Future:
”sounds like a harmless supplier of your grocery store produce section”
- Registrado
- 15 de Abr, 2025
Past ● “Why is your penis on my site? How did it end up on my site if you weren't sending it to people?”
Present ● ”i might be in an asylum”
Future ● We came for CWC.
Present ● ”i might be in an asylum”
Future ● We came for CWC.
- Registrado
- 15 de Nov, 2017
Past: ”bane pls not me, dun play minecrap”
Present: ”Kiwifarms basically took advantage of a very vunerable mentally ill person I knew on Facebook and turned her into a nazi”
Future: ”i don't generally think of horses as being sexual-looking, but that could be just me”
Present: ”Kiwifarms basically took advantage of a very vunerable mentally ill person I knew on Facebook and turned her into a nazi”
Future: ”i don't generally think of horses as being sexual-looking, but that could be just me”
Mexican Molotov Marauder
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 2 de Ago, 2021
Past: ”The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms ...”
Present: ”Kind regards.”
Future: “Yes, we had sex. I never even came though, nor was I hard at all, lmao. She was crying through the whole thing it was awful.”
The actual fuck?
Present: ”Kind regards.”
Future: “Yes, we had sex. I never even came though, nor was I hard at all, lmao. She was crying through the whole thing it was awful.”
The actual fuck?
- Registrado
- 24 de Mayo, 2024
Past: Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL)
Present: ”Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court written High-Holy Law: I'll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!”
Future: Kirby: i have been completely vindicated of being a pedophile nothing you say matters anymore”
Dear God no.
Present: ”Remember, it is Gangster US Supreme Court written High-Holy Law: I'll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!”
Future: Kirby: i have been completely vindicated of being a pedophile nothing you say matters anymore”
Dear God no.
- Registrado
- 12 de Mayo, 2017
Past: Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta.
Present: “Bro am I the cheese”
Future: ”Mm, yeah.”
Present: “Bro am I the cheese”
Future: ”Mm, yeah.”
Ventrue
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 31 de Oct, 2023
Past:
Isaiah 28:18
“Then your covenant with death will be annulled, and your agreement with Sheol will not stand; when the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be trampled by it.”
Present:
“You sent me a Facebook message back in early December screaming in my face that I was part of a Kiwifarms conspiracy that outed you to your mother.”
Future:
”Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison.”
How did I get a Facebook account?
Isaiah 28:18
“Then your covenant with death will be annulled, and your agreement with Sheol will not stand; when the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be trampled by it.”
Present:
“You sent me a Facebook message back in early December screaming in my face that I was part of a Kiwifarms conspiracy that outed you to your mother.”
Future:
”Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison.”
How did I get a Facebook account?
- Registrado
- 7 de Mayo, 2025
Past: ”What if Chris had two pairs of pants?”
Present: ”Why am I on kiwifarms again? Oh against my will, that's right.”
Future: ”I’m convinced a lot of the members are bona fide psychopaths looking for easy prey. If you want my advice, stay the hell away.”
I think I got a Hate-watch fortune.
Present: ”Why am I on kiwifarms again? Oh against my will, that's right.”
Future: ”I’m convinced a lot of the members are bona fide psychopaths looking for easy prey. If you want my advice, stay the hell away.”
I think I got a Hate-watch fortune.
- Registrado
- 6 de Ago, 2020
Past: "just cause im a crazy mother fucker doesn't mean i cant tell you guys really need some help"
Present: "if you ever feel bad for yourself just remember you're not as sad as the dudes on kiwifarms"
Future: Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!
It's all looking up brother!
Present: "if you ever feel bad for yourself just remember you're not as sad as the dudes on kiwifarms"
Future: Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!
It's all looking up brother!