Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Lipitor]

So is there any confirmation as to whether Chris is still with his "friends" at Impulse or have they finally ditched him? Just might explain the erratic posts he's been making these past few weeks.

Huh? What r u talking about?

 

[Barmy4Blarms]

Three days of silence. 'The fuck is Chris doing?

Shitting himself and doing nothing.

 

[Kecleon]

Three days of silence. 'The fuck is Chris doing?

Making millions off eBay.

 

[timtommy]

So is there any confirmation as to whether Chris is still with his "friends" at Impulse or have they finally ditched him? Just might explain the erratic posts he's been making these past few weeks.

His friends at Impulse just spend time with him at the club, no? So for that relationship to end, Chris would have to stop going to Impulse, or they would have to pretty agressively and rudely shun him when he is there.

 

[Lipitor]

His friends at Impulse just spend time with him at the club, no? So for that relationship to end, Chris would have to stop going to Impulse, or they would have to pretty agressively and rudely shun him when he is there.

It's not like the tv show Cheers in there. It's different people every week. The constants are the drag queens (rotating cast of 5 or so), the owner and chris. A lot of the young college aged women (Chris's fav) aren't regulars. He doesn't interact with the drag queens as much as you'd think, he's there for women. All he really gets are awkward but polite first conversations with women. He talks about sonichu and my little pony and has no clue how much they don't care. Then he gives them his card and he never sees them again or hears from them. If he's really lucky some drunk lush will let him dance with her for 30 seconds cuz she thinks it's funny. Like you saw in the video. But most of the time he's just sitting there watching female cosplay dancing while waiting for more new women to eventually walk in.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

It's not like the tv show Cheers in there. It's different people every week. The constants are the drag queens (rotating cast of 5 or so), the owner and chris. A lot of the young college aged women (Chris's fav) aren't regulars. He doesn't interact with the drag queens as much as you'd think, he's there for women. All he really gets are awkward but polite first conversations with women. He talks about sonichu and my little pony and has no clue how much they don't care. Then he gives them his card and he never sees them again or hears from them. If he's really lucky some drunk lush will let him dance with her for 30 seconds cuz she thinks it's funny. Like you saw in the video. But most of the time he's just sitting there watching female cosplay dancing while waiting for more new women to eventually walk in.

Might not be a terrible tactic, plenty of otherwise un-fuckable people get laid simply by sitting in bars waiting for somebody who's just the right mix of drunk/self hating/desperate and dumb. Chris pretends to have standards but ultimately China is China, even sweaty, vodka soaked Land-Whale China. Chis really isn't THAT bad on the scale of ugly either. I used to go to college with a guy who had rotten teeth and never bathed and he still landed a girlfriend and she's really not that ugly, Chris would certainly fuck her.

 

[Lipitor]

Chis really isn't THAT bad on the scale of ugly either.

Gotta disagree with you there. He's a 1 out of 10. I think what you mean is if you made some sweeping changes to his character model, outfits, redid his movement animations and got him new voice acting then maybe someone would fuck him. But as is there's literally no way. It certainly won't happen at impulse. He literally just talks about sonichu and children's cartoons and very little else.

 

[timtommy]

Gotta disagree with you there. He's a 1 out of 10. I think what you mean is if you made some sweeping changes to his character model, outfits, redid his movement animations and got him new voice acting then maybe someone would fuck him. But as is there's literally no way. It certainly won't happen at impulse. He literally just talks about sonichu and children's cartoons and very little else.

Yeah, I think the conversation style is the insurmountableproblem. Picking someone up at a bar requires some combination of being an interesting conversationalist, actively pursuing women with explicit goals in mind, and being able to read social clues about how you are doing. Chris can't do any of these things.

I get the sense Chris would struggle to distinguish between "I am just being polite enough that I am not a huge bitch" and "Say the word and I will take you home with me now". That alone makes it really difficult.

Someone would have to be interested enough in Chris to pursue him and explicitly offer him sex. I suppose stranger things have happened. But not many.

 

[Lipitor]

Yeah, I think the conversation style is the insurmountableproblem. Picking someone up at a bar requires some combination of being an interesting conversationalist, actively pursuing women with explicit goals in mind, and being able to read social clues about how you are doing. Chris can't do any of these things.

I get the sense Chris would struggle to distinguish between "I am just being polite enough that I am not a huge bitch" and "Say the word and I will take you home with me now". That alone makes it really difficult.

Someone would have to be interested enough in Chris to pursue him and explicitly offer him sex. I suppose stranger things have happened. But not many.

Thanks for adding to that. Yea he's in the right place for people trying to find trannys to fuck, but that doesn't mean they also want to fuck an autist.

Like I'll be honest I've seen him talk to some pretty hot chicks. The thing is I've never seen them talk to him like he wasn't a small child.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It certainly won't happen at impulse. He literally just talks about sonichu and children's cartoons and very little else.

I'd love to hear how he tries to explain Sonichu to strangers.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris is a dick, vol XXVIII:

He already explained once that if he doesn't usually respond comments on his facebook posts is because of autism, but did you guys noticed how Chris (at least as far as I know) cant be bothered to "like" comments no matter how supporting or ass patting they are?

(Excuse me if this has been talked about a million times before, Im not as active here as I used to be)

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Yeah, I think the conversation style is the insurmountableproblem. Picking someone up at a bar requires some combination of being an interesting conversationalist, actively pursuing women with explicit goals in mind, and being able to read social clues about how you are doing. Chris can't do any of these things.

I get the sense Chris would struggle to distinguish between "I am just being polite enough that I am not a huge bitch" and "Say the word and I will take you home with me now". That alone makes it really difficult.

Someone would have to be interested enough in Chris to pursue him and explicitly offer him sex. I suppose stranger things have happened. But not many.

I always forget that Americans typically don't drink anywhere near as much as some English girls. Seriously in an English dive bar Chris could talk about Sonichu all he wants because you can guarantee that there's gonna be at least a couple of passable women in there so unbelievably, almost impossibly drunk that anything with a penis, bent or not, will do for a quick and nasty shag in an alley somewhere. We get a lot of American students at the UEA and they always look fucking terrified the first night they see Prince Of Wales Road in its full and horrifying glory.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

With the blue hair mod recently installed. What do you think will be Chris' next fashion statement/body modification?

Split duck.

 

[CornetteFace]

I always forget that Americans typically don't drink anywhere near as much as some English girls. Seriously in an English dive bar Chris could talk about Sonichu all he wants because you can guarantee that there's gonna be at least a couple of passable women in there so unbelievably, almost impossibly drunk that anything with a penis, bent or not, will do for a quick and nasty shag in an alley somewhere. We get a lot of American students at the UEA and they always look fucking terrified the first night they see Prince Of Wales Road in its full and horrifying glory.

American alcohol is generally weaker than European so it doesn't surprise me. One of the funniest things in university was watching the American/Canadian exchange students get pissed on European beer and alcohol.

 

[AnOminous]

American alcohol is generally weaker than European so it doesn't surprise me. One of the funniest things in university was watching the American/Canadian exchange students get pissed on European beer and alcohol.

American beer maybe. 100 proof whiskey is the same everywhere though.

 

[CornetteFace]

American beer maybe. 100 proof whiskey is the same everywhere though.

Yeah, I was talking mainly about beer & cider and spirits. The way I got it explained is that during the prohibition American bootleggers sacrificed potency for getting it out quick.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

You realise t

American beer maybe. 100 proof whiskey is the same everywhere though.

You should know, the kind of women I'm talking about treat a bottle of cheap 40% ABV (80 proof) Vodka and two bottles of cheap nasty wine as "Pre Drinks" IE what you drink before you go out to build up a buzz and make the proper boozing happen faster. British drinking is unfathomable to the average Yank. Example: My friend was dating a girl from Washington state who was studying here. We went out for an evening and she nursed two glasses of wine all evening whilst trying to work out how we considered seven pints over the course of five hours to be a 'light' night.

 

[Elaine Benes]

What does OPL stand for?

 

[Marvin]

You realise t

You should know, the kind of women I'm talking about treat a bottle of cheap 40% ABV (80 proof) Vodka and two bottles of cheap nasty wine as "Pre Drinks" IE what you drink before you go out to build up a buzz and make the proper boozing happen faster. British drinking is unfathomable to the average Yank. Example: My friend was dating a girl from Washington state who was studying here. We went out for an evening and she nursed two glasses of wine all evening whilst trying to work out how we considered seven pints over the course of five hours to be a 'light' night.

I believe it.

Spoiler: offtopic

What does OPL stand for?

Our Pet Lolcow.

 

[Sable]

Our Pet Lolcow.

Sounds like an Internet cartoon someone might make.