Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

... it is blatantly clear at this point that no woman would sleep with Chris even if he was the last man on earth, and the fact that he is more or less a pariah due to his massive internet presence and slovenly appearance does not improve matters at all.

As far as Chris realizing this goes, he's not even remotely close.

 

[drmccoy]

Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

He just says things like that and shooting himself in the head with his Megatron pistol so his galpals give him assparts and hopefully pity china.

Bingo. Chris's ego is far to big for him to remove himself from Ruckersville. The "Megatron pistol" quote is most likely a call for pity. He wants a pity fuck. He wants a girl to feel bad and offer China. His situation is pretty dire. But I honestly don't believe he has what it takes to kill himself. He's far too much of a pussy for that.

He's depressed as all fuck right now, no doubt. But in his case it will not lead to suicide.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

No he is not.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Re: Is Chris becoming suicidal?

Oh, this thread. Again.

Merging this since OP doesn't need more brilliant threads in Spergatory.

 

[HandBanana]

Is this seriously a thread? The guy has been making the same fishing for sympathy/pity post on facebook for years now. Plus we all know Chris is to much of a pussy to even snap a rubber band against his wrist let alone take any sort of drastic measure.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I only recently found out that Chris is basically the first brony. Upon realizing this, It occurred to me that while certainly not the first generation. This does make him technically right on cultivating a generation of Autistics.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Unfortunately Chris lacks the balls to off himself.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Unfortunately Chris lacks the balls to off himself.

I gotta be honest man, this seems kind of unnecessarily cruel. My feelings about what we all call A-logging are that if its funny its probably ok, and there's really nothing funny about this post. I think it's how serious you seem to be that makes me feel this way.

Of course if it was funny it probably wouldn't be mean-spirited the way A-logging sometimes is.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Unfortunately Chris lacks the balls to off himself.

I hope [Chris's blood pressure] gets so high he fucking collapses. Serves the fat fuck right.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Unfortunately Chris lacks the balls to off himself.

What are your views on hoarded calls of Chris crying over his father's death?

 

[Mourning Dove]

I have no idea where else to post this, so here it goes. While I've been a forum member for less than a day, I have been lurking around this forum for around a week now. I keep on seeing other members mentioning something about Barb wanting "q-sands". I know that q-sands stands for q-sandwiches and that they are edible, but what exactly are they? Quick sandwiches? Quik-Trip (a chain of gas stations in the Midwest) sandwiches? I've searched the urbandictionary.com and the Cwcki itself but to no avail. Just what are these things? This question is driving me nuts.

 

[Globe]

^Quarter of a sandwich. Chris used it in one of his email correspondences with Jackie. It's really stupid and obnoxious, so naturally it caught on as another CWCism.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I have no idea where else to post this, so here it goes. While I've been a forum member for less than a day, I have been lurking around this forum for around a week now. I keep on seeing other members mentioning something about Barb wanting "q-sands". I know that q-sands stands for q-sandwiches and that they are edible, but what exactly are they? Quick sandwiches? Quik-Trip (a chain of gas stations in the Midwest) sandwiches? I've searched the urbandictionary.com and the Cwcki itself but to no avail. Just what are these things? This question is driving me nuts.

Q-sands are a CWCism for a quarter of a sandwich. Yes, I know it doesn't make sense. No, I've no idea how or why Chris thought it was appropriate to make a slang term for a quarter of a sandwich. Welcome to the world of Chris.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Ok, so they are 1/4 of a sandwich rather sandwiches that cost $0.25. But if they only ate 1/4 of sandwiches all the time wouldn't they lose weight?? Or I guess it's the frequency they eat the sandwiches that matter I suppose.

 

[Marvin]

Ok, so they are 1/4 of a sandwich rather sandwiches that cost $0.25. But if they only ate 1/4 of sandwiches all the time wouldn't they lose weight?? Or I guess it's the frequency they eat the sandwiches that matter I suppose.

They're some chicken sandwich from mcdonalds. And what happened was that Barb had eaten three quarters of her sandwich once, but wanted to save it for later. She wrapped up the sandwich and put it in her purse for later. She later got into an argument with some restaurant manager for eating outside food (the q-sand) in her restaurant. That's where the story about the q-sand came from.

 

[Pikonic]

What if Chris was a NFL fan, would he like his regional team (Panthers I guess) or would he like the Chargers because they can ZAP TO THE EXTREME?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

What if Chris was a NFL fan, would he like his regional team (Panthers I guess) or would he like the Chargers because they can ZAP TO THE EXTREME?

The regional team out where Chris lives, and for the whole state of VA is the Redskins.

 

[Mr. 0]

Have any of us actually seen the alleged picture of Chris wearing a PITTSBURG PIRATES hat?

 

[Holdek]

He wouldn't commit suicide because 1) he'd be scared, and 2) it'd be too much work. He wants GodJesusBear to do it instantly, but anything else is too much.

Chris doesn't really even want to die, period. He says he does but if he was forced to pick one: live or die, he would pick live.

Ok, so they are 1/4 of a sandwich rather sandwiches that cost $0.25. But if they only ate 1/4 of sandwiches all the time wouldn't they lose weight?? Or I guess it's the frequency they eat the sandwiches that matter I suppose.

They're some chicken sandwich from mcdonalds. And what happened was that Barb had eaten three quarters of her sandwich once, but wanted to save it for later. She wrapped up the sandwich and put it in her purse for later. She later got into an argument with some restaurant manager for eating outside food (the q-sand) in her restaurant. That's where the story about the q-sand came from.

Yeah, I was going to say: Don't worry, Barb definitely ate the other three fourths.

 

[Tiresome]

Two things people will never ever get over, the q-sands and the , and Chris will never mention either again.