Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[YouDorks]

Is there a way I can talk to Chris? Text? Email? Not trying to mess with him, I just wanted to talk about random stuff.

Everyone wants to talk to Chris.

Got to live that dream today. It's too bad we totally sperged at the opportunity and pissed it away.

It's quite ironic how popular Chris is, no?

 

[snowkitten91]

...and yet, he's as lonely as ever.

 

[spaps]

If Chris goes to McDonalds, and orders a Q-Sand without pickles, but they screw up the order and put pickles on it, would he blame that on DA TWOLLS?

inb4 "yes"

 

[José Mourinho]

Spoiler

yes

 

[homerbeoulve]

How many lego sets do you think he have?

 

[derpi]

Does anyone know why the area around Megan's crotch in ShecameforCWC is blue? ._.
Is it intentionally blue pubic hair? Is it supposed to blue crotchliquid? ._.

 

[exball]

Does anyone know why the area around Megan's crotch in ShecameforCWC is blue? ._.
Is it intentionally blue pubic hair? Is it supposed to blue crotchliquid? ._.

It's Godbear showing Chris how pure his love is.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's rays of light from the nuclear reactor of love he's setting off in there.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Does anyone know why the area around Megan's crotch in ShecameforCWC is blue? ._.
Is it intentionally blue pubic hair? Is it supposed to blue crotchliquid? ._.

It's Megan MASTURBATIN AND SQUIRTIN

 

[cypocryphy]

So, Marvin has stated many times that Chris is well, really stupid. We also know he has some bizarre beliefs... andwe also know he has been very gullible in the past, especially with advertisements. (like thinking Axe would get him laid)

So I was thinking about what kind of shit young Chris believed in. Like I wonder if he totally bought all those 90's commercials and thought cereal and soft drink mascots would jump out of the logo and party with him.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So I was thinking about what kind of shit young Chris believed in. Like I wonder if he totally bought all those 90's commercials and thought cereal and soft drink mascots would jump out of the logo and party with him.

Shit I wouldn't put that past modern day Chris

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah, I used to wonder why the "Guess Who" commercial would say, "games card do not actually talk". Now that I know about Chris and other lolcows, it's not a big mystery anymore.

 

[Marvin]

Does anyone know why the area around Megan's crotch in ShecameforCWC is blue? ._.
Is it intentionally blue pubic hair? Is it supposed to blue crotchliquid? ._.

Uhh, female ejaculation? Something like that, as far as we know.

 

[Thetan]

I found a link to the Cake Farts video. I'm posting it here, since the link was missing from the CWCki (if I remember correctly).

Video is hosted on a pr0n site, so it's NSFW:

http://motherless.com/9F6859A

 

[Mr. 0]

Maybe we can keep the calls from getting removed repeatedly from YouTube by relabeling them as audio plays or something. It's plenty surreal enough.

 

[Holdek]

So, Marvin has stated many times that Chris is well, really stupid. We also know he has some bizarre beliefs... andwe also know he has been very gullible in the past, especially with advertisements. (like thinking Axe would get him laid)

So I was thinking about what kind of shit young Chris believed in. Like I wonder if he totally bought all those 90's commercials and thought cereal and soft drink mascots would jump out of the logo and party with him.

He believed an animatronic talking bear was real.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Has Chris ever said who his favorite MLP character is? I know he used Applejack as his avatar on the Tomboys/Tomgirls site but I don't think he ever said she was his favorite.

I have a feeling I know which character it is, but if someone knows for sure then please feel free to answer.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Has Chris ever said who his favorite MLP character is? I know he used Applejack as his avatar on the Tomboys/Tomgirls site but I don't think he ever said she was his favorite.

I have a feeling I know which character it is, but if someone knows for sure then please feel free to answer.

In one of his Facebook rantings (pre-massive drop) he mentioned Rainbow Dash was a strong tomgirl character like him or some such shit.

Fuck I know the stupidest stuff about Chris.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Has Chris ever said who his favorite MLP character is? I know he used Applejack as his avatar on the Tomboys/Tomgirls site but I don't think he ever said she was his favorite.

I have a feeling I know which character it is, but if someone knows for sure then please feel free to answer.

In one of his Facebook rantings (pre-massive drop) he mentioned Rainbow Dash was a strong tomgirl character like him or some such shit.

Fuck I know the stupidest stuff about Chris.

Interesting. Yet another character who has speed as a defining attribute. There has to be something to that.

 

[Picklepower]

Does Chris know Jackie was a Troll?