Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[PT 940]

So Chris has mentioned that people can pray to him but has anyone asked him yet if he hears their prayers? if so, does he claim to have answered them? I don't use Twitter so someone can ask him and see if he answers

 

[Tikbalang]

So Chris has mentioned that people can pray to him but has anyone asked him yet if he hears their prayers? if so, does he claim to have answered them? I don't use Twitter so someone can ask him and see if he answers

It'll answer you if Chris is interested in you (by following you on twitter). Following him alone won't get him to notice

 

[Guntburglar]

I think the next saga should be based around getting chris to denounce sonichu for not being halal via isis quality videos and the crescendo getting chris to behead his fan made sonichu plushie.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris owned a three current-gen vidya consoles, but does he own a VR?

 

[King Kiwi]

So Chris has mentioned that people can pray to him

Well, if it's crucifixion he's wanting...

 

[PT 940]

It'll answer you if Chris is interested in you (by following you on twitter). Following him alone won't get him to notice

Maybe someone could lie and say they'll give him $5 to answer? (haha)

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris hasn’t been on Twitter for 2 days now, what’s going on?

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris hasn’t been on Twitter for 2 days now, what’s going on?

barb is dead

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris likes transformers, but those type of toys takes hours to tranform without any guide.

I think Jacob isn't the only creep

 

[DCM90]

I wonder if CWC would meet a similar, violent but righteous end as this other schizo bum once he becomes homeless?

 

[Floop]

Do you think Chris would get more paid video requests if he made an account on Fiverr?

 

[Looney Troons]

Do you think Chris would get more paid video requests if he made an account on Fiverr?

At first, yes. Then whatever income he was making will come to a screeching halt because he will neglect to provide the services that others paid for. Patreon is easy in the way that most forget, do not notice, or don’t care about a random five dollars dropping from their account every month.

The people who chimp out over giving money to Chris and not receiving anything in return are more entertaining than Chris is himself at the moment.

 

[Floop]

At first, yes. Then whatever income he was making will come to a screeching halt because he will neglect to provide the services that others paid for.

I was thinking more like people paying him to read copy pastas. There are people who go on fiverr to do that.

 

[Picklechu]

I was thinking more like people paying him to read copy pastas. There are people who go on fiverr to do that.

Why would they do that when they can literally text/email/tweet him?

 

[SpineySonichu]

How were the calls recorded like CC calling Chris after sending the hookers or Alec calling Bob informing him of the encounter in June 2010?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Has anything remotely interesting happened the past 3 months?

Maybe when the whole forum lost it's fucking mind when Chris tried to swindle pet treatments for the Chandler Cats and decided that Chris wasn't just a fat lazy autist, but the living and breathing Avatar of SatanBear himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe when the whole forum lost it's fucking mind when Chris tried to swindle pet treatments for the Chandler Cats and decided that Chris wasn't just a fat lazy autist, but the living and breathing Avatar of SatanBear himself.

That happens every few months though.

 

[SpeedBaller]

What did @Marvin and Chris talk about during the Emily date when she went in the washroom and they were left alone?

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris really wanted chinas, he could've just convert to islam. Do islamic things until he's dead. In the end he'll get his 72 chinas he wanted

 

[Kosher Dill]

If Chris really wanted chinas, he could've just convert to islam. Do islamic things until he's dead.

It'd be hard to top any of the Islamic Content he's already produced.