I have to admit I now kinda understand Chris's hate for Blue-armed Sonic. I know now what it is like to feel deep disgust for a popular entertainment product.
Thing is, I was browsing a bookstore randomly, when my gaze fell upon what turned out to be a volume of classic Duck comics. Yes, "Duck" as in Carl Barks/Don Rosa. "Nifty!", I thought. "I've always loved these!" On the cover there was a blurb anouncing that the book contained a TRUE and HONEST city map of Duckburg. I opened the volume and took out the map.
And then it jumped into my eyes.
ON THIS MAP THERE WAS THE HOUSE OF MICKY MOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO THE ABODE OF DONALD DUCK!!!!
Hello guys??? Anyone there? Micky doesn't live in Duckburg. Depending on your school of thought he either resides in neighbour city called Mouseton or in an entirely different universe. Have you ever seen mice and fowl appear in the same Disney comic panel?!
BTW Micky is a very dumb character, he comes nowhere near the characterisation of the ducks. He's basically like a Hex-Bawx with ears.
So, I want this monstrosity stopped. I... I... will bring in the Offical Duck Fan Club. I will bring in the NATO. I will bring in EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER!!!!