Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Picklechu]

@Picklechu , LOTS of things are on there about lots of people. That's no guarantee of their truth, & sometimes, quite the opposite.

While the CWCki presents events in a humorous &/or dramatic light, the timeline of events, & the general facts, are fairly accurate.

 

[CathysHole]

Conspirachu theory:
Chris is the greatest performance artist of all time, he and Joshua Moon are one and the same. The latter being a persona he only adopted to proliferate his own popularity to fund his project by selling low quality "art".

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris’s artstyle kinda works for this cover for some reason.

Aside from that, has Chris ever taken a P.E class in school? Or did he flunk it?

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

Shit and do nothing.

But seriously, if Chris himself won the lottery I imagine Barb would sue him for the entire amount or jump through hoops to go through the legal system to deem Chris incapacitated so she would be in charge of his funds.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

He will find his True and Honest sweetheart in just 2 days because of true love. Just like this lucky fella over here.

 

[Xanax]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

Plastic avalanche.

Not even kidding. We know Chris wouldn't move house or get away from Barb because he's an autist trapped in a routine, and whenever he gets any amount of disposable income, he spunks it away on Lego, Funko Pops and MLP shit. He'd hoard plastic like his life depends on it until the next Idea Guy catches on and takes him for everything.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris’s artstyle kinda works for this cover for some reason.

I'd agree with you except for the character itself, it's extremely shitty. The logo and the film thingy are actually pretty good by Chris standards although that he used the cheapest materials possible is quite obvious. His signature with his childish and ugly handwriting kinda ruin the film thingy too, but it's not bad drawn apart from that (maybe he copied it? I can't picture Chris drawing a flexible material on perspective like that to save his life)

The funniest part is that considering the so called "music", Chris cover is actually too fucking good for that steaming pile of shit. I don't know if it is supposed to be a "troll" group or this fuckwads are for real, it's worthless shit in any case.

 

[littleomega]

What ever happened to Chris' comic idea about the government troll-busters?
TBH, I thought about doing a little short webcomic with a similar premise to that.

 

[Cowlick]

@Picklechu , only if by "fairly", you mean "not at all".

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

In reality, he and Barb would likely take the lump sum (not a bad idea if you do the right thing), end up bragging about it and getting sued, robbed, scammed, extorted and/or possibly kidnapped. Basically they'd do everything you shouldn't do.

 

[Picklechu]

In reality, he and Barb would likely take the lump sum (not a bad idea if you do the right thing), end up bragging about it and getting sued, robbed, scammed, extorted and/or possibly kidnapped. Basically they'd do everything you shouldn't do.

They're honestly one of the few cases in which I think the annuity option would be the smarter choice.

 

[Xanax]

They're honestly one of the few cases in which I think the annuity option would be the smarter choice.

Barb would find some way to Jew it up so the annual payment goes straight to her without Chris ever having any access, and then die a couple years later so Chris doesn't see any more than would pay for a few Funko Pops and maybe a trip to BronyCon.

 

[Picklechu]

Barb would find some way to Jew it up so the annual payment goes straight to her without Chris ever having any access, and then die a couple years later so Chris doesn't see any more than would pay for a few Funko Pops and maybe a trip to BronyCon.

Versus Charb buying an entire Goodwill/toy store at once and building a a SuperHoard, though...

 

[Cedric_Eff]

SuperHoard

A hoard that’s at least 700 meters high and 1km wide.

 

[Admiral Rice]

What would happen if Chris wins the $1.6B jackpot?

Somehow I feel that he couldn't even go through the process to actually get the money he won. But if he would then he would just spend it on toys and still find himself a way to be in debt.

 

[AnAccount]

I wonder what Jordan Peterson would think of chris chan.

 

[Cowlick]

@AnAccount , likely nothing at all, same as they do about most other things.

 

[Cast Away]

Why is Chris referred to as OPL?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Why is Chris referred to as OPL?

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