Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Stud2Stud]

Who's been Stalking her?

A japanese research vessel.

Spoiler

Sorry, I couldn't resist. But thinking a person like her was lecturing Chris on his weight/eating habits is just kinda bizarre.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know, I was just as shocked when I found out that in the Father Call, Chris was being lectured about patriotism and duty by an actual non-marine. How bizarre.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don't even remember if it was ever confirmed that he ever did, but does Chris still shoplift?

 

[Marvin]

I don't even remember if it was ever confirmed that he ever did, but does Chris still shoplift?

Chris does attempt to shoplift.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Chris does attempt to shoplift.

As I suspected. Thanks. I saw blue lipstick today and pictured Chris totally trying to steal it b/c you know, tomgirl and sanic.

 

[Gensdupays]

Is there any chance that Chris would save up money to transition? Or does he just want to be able to cover all avenues for acquiring China as discussed before? Wait, what am I saying? He'd just spend it all on LEGO.

 

[Roosechu]

So I was randomly browsing CWCki and I see this picture on the "Kacey" article

Um, is this a True and Honest picture? Because I have seen a True and Honest picture of her (its confirmed because she's with Liquid in those photos) and this actually isn't too far off.

Who's been Stalking her?

It looks like an awful cosplay of Eva from MGS3.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is there any chance that Chris would save up money to transition? Or does he just want to be able to cover all avenues for acquiring China as discussed before? Wait, what am I saying? He'd just spend it all on LEGO.

Nope. 1) He's not interested in actually transitioning, 2) "Chris" and "save up money" don't go in the same sentence unless you also include the words "will never."

 

[Anonimo]

A japanese research vessel.

Spoiler

Sorry, I couldn't resist. But thinking a person like her was lecturing Chris on his weight/eating habits is just kinda bizarre.

In all fairness, Kacey doesn't look that bad (assuming that is a real picture of her). I just figured most of that conversation was because Chris probably hoped she'd be some supermodel-looking girl knowing his ridiculously high standards that he had at the time.

 

[Lalala]

I kinda like that Kacey wasn't a perfect, supermodel-esque vision of Chris's ideal loveliness. It shows that despite his incredibly high standards for women he really is willing to cave in on any of them. Whether thats out of desperation or because he was that desperate to steal Liquid's missus away is a matter of speculation.

 

[timtommy]

Nope. 1) He's not interested in actually transitioning, 2) "Chris" and "save up money" don't go in the same sentence unless you also include the words "will never."

I am not an expert on alternative sexuality issues, but I think Chris is not at the transsexual end of transgenderism. I am not saying his transgenderism isn't legit, but at this point he is more on the "milder" end of the scale, where he dresses and acts like a woman but doesn't become one.

 

[Dynamo]

Wonder if his excessive mass debating is responsible for his hair loss?

 

[Holdek]

I wonder if Chris would ever order one of those bumper stickers that said, "My son is an honor roll student!"

Wonder if his excessive mass debating is responsible for his hair loss?

What

 

[Dynamo]

It's certainly possible, considering how masturbation results in DHT buildup, a byproduct of testosterone largely responsible for male hair loss.

 

[Marvin]

It's certainly possible, considering how masturbation results in DHT buildup, a byproduct of testosterone largely responsible for male hair loss.

Heh, where'd you get the idea that he masturbated excessively? (Or even normally.)

 

[Dynamo]

It just seems like he does it fairly often. Obviously, I'm hazarding a guess here, so I could be grossly mistaken. It was just a theory I tossed out there. Even small and sparse increments of masturbation can contribute.

 

[Clown Doll]

Wonder if his excessive mass debating is responsible for his hair loss?

Chris cranks out a wank maybe 2 times in the week.
At least, that was back when he had to just "prevent his hormones from flying crazily off the handle" when being around Megan.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wonder if his excessive mass debating is responsible for his hair loss?

Masturbating aids to anything but hair loss. C'mon man!

 

[LM 697]

Wonder if his excessive mass debating is responsible for his hair loss?

1. Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

 

[Himawari]

I'm not 100% confident that this belongs here, but I want to share the story and it seems too specific to Chris to stick in off-topic. If I'm wrong, just move the post or whatever.

Recently I've introduced my younger brother to Sonichu. We just finished watching a let's read of Issue 0, and by the end of it he was asking me, "What is with this guy?! What do you mean he's not ashamed of this Sonichu thing? He's selling medallions?! Show me a picture of him!" So I brought up google and did a quick search for Chris' ebay account ("wait a second what was that did I just see that there's a CWCki?!!"), and we looked at his medallion and photograph listings and had a good laugh, and then I decided to show my brother the autographed photo that I bought a few months ago.

I took it out from where I was hiding it, he laughed a bit and was completely bewildered by the incomprehensible quote written on it, then I took the photo frame back and said, "he actually wrote a message on the back," and proceeded to open the frame to show my brother.

My brother stood in confused silence for a moment or two as I struggled to get the shitty cheap frame open, and then suddenly it dawned on him and he started freaking out. "Oh god, oh god, oh god, please tell me he didn't, please tell me he's not that desperate oh god..." I cackled, finally got the frame open, and showed him the request for my photo ("oh my god he can't even spell 'photo' correctly...").

So this was a fun evening. I love introducing my family to the bizarre internet weirdos I know of.