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Heh, hey, now that's an idea: follow Chris for ideas on what to invest in. Chris has his finger on the pulse of whatever stupid shit is popular with 10 year olds.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Oh, yeah. Just wait, this Christmas, your child will love their new bald spot, green hair, breast prosthesis, and 20 something-year-old men telling them they're beautiful. Don't forget the fragrance of fat man BO as a stocking stuffer.
Next week, it will be: "Mudder used it as a bed liner! Don't ask questions just send more money". I feel bad for those pride people, they're too loyal to their political beliefs to express how uncomfortable Chris makes them feel.
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- 23 de Jul, 2015
It's probably too complicated for him. He made like 1 level of Mario Maker and we have not heard anything about it since.
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- 15 de Feb, 2017
Nah, wants to bear and bare them.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Oh wow, that poem reading - in memory of the dead - is going to be great
Can you imagine what it's going to be like at that Pulse remembrance party when he gets up there and midway through his poetic masterpiece he starts dropping references to his soul vagina bursting out of his body, and no one wants to be the one who goes and pulls him offstage?
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- 20 de Mayo, 2017
How long do you think this sega will last? How will it end, if ever.
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- 25 de Feb, 2013
Until he realises he's getting no poontang from this either.
Or maybe Barb's death will give him the shock he needs to move onto something else.
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- 5 de Jun, 2017
I think his pickle-hating, cross dressing, and pride in his "masculine bosoms" were signs that he didn't fully see himself as a man even before the Tomgirl Saga. Unless he has some major life-changing event, I don't think we'll see Classic Chris ever again, tbh. 
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- 26 de Mar, 2017
He's insanely stupid, so he'll never realize that turning himself into that abomination has only made his lovequest infinitely more difficult.
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- 7 de Abr, 2017
He will eventually become like he described Barb in the Cole smithey emails. Retired, sitting on the couch watching TV and playing vidya all day until one day he finally drops dead. Once Barb dies he looses her tugboat and won't be able to afford the house, so he will end up homeless unless a disabled group home would take him in. But it wouldn't take long before he gets kicked out. I can imagine him bringing a small TV and PlayStation 15 covered in Lego into a McDonald's or BK and playing all day. Or hogging all toys in Playland. Or, some crazy wee.n will kidnap him and force him back into classic Chris.
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- 29 de Oct, 2014
Sega will win the console wars
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I think a Christorical trust should be set up so that the CWCki lives on long after we are all gone.
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- 2 de Ene, 2016
I disagree. Sure, the fad enabled him and introduced him to the lifestyle, but he's a classic case of autogynophelia. He relishes at the thought of having a snatch every day. He's shown this behavior in the past with the creation of his sister. As long as he's stupid and autistic enough to not understand fetishes and lifestyle choices can be separate, he's going to keep wearing that skirt and maintaining his beautiful five-o-clock shadow.
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- 7 de Abr, 2017
Where will Chris go when Barb dies? The house will defiantly get foreclosed, because Chris only gets $1,300 per month and his mortgage is $800. Could he go to a cheap prostitute motel? Apartment? Live in his car? Assuming no one will take him in.
CONFIRMED, Cole Smithey's wife is the breadwinner, she owns a bar called "The Blind Tiga" in NYC. Cole plays film critic all day while his wife earns the money. Bars in New York make boatloads of $, so why Cole begs on Patreon is not made clear.
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
No one thinks Cole is begging on Patreon because he needs money. Cole is begging on patreon because it legitimizes his "career".
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- 27 de Dic, 2014
Yea, If you're on online content creator, you're basically stupid not to have a Patreon. Even if you have steady revenue, you're leaving money on the table by not having a Patreon. No one is gonna stop watching cuz you have a Patreon, and some people will actually donate. Plus if anything, giving donors creative input as a reward for large donations sort of qualifies as audience interaction.