Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[BubbaRobot887]

I always knew Barb and Bob were pretty shit people in their lives, but it didn't full cement how completely deluded and unreasonable they were until I listened to the call between them and Alec Benson Leary. It's so frustrating listening to them constantly talk over him with flat out lies and a complete unwillingness to accept any form of criticism towards Chris. Being so fully convinced that your son is able to do no wrong to the point of convincing yourselves that two people (Megan and Snyder) who haven't had contact with Chris in years are behind a massive harassment campaign targeting him solely out of jealousy. I know a lot of this comes from Chris directly feeding lies to his parents, but it's so frustrating that they just immediately take it at face value and take his side no questions asked. No wonder Chris fucked his mom. His parents were already sucking his dick his entire life.

What was there to be jealous of?
Being a virgin with rage, taking six years to get a two year degree, never leaving the house, playing all day with toys aimed at eight year olds, having no friends, always needing your parents to fight your battles for you, what did Chris have that Megan and Snyder would want?

 

[anliteralidiot]

What was there to be jealous of?
Being a virgin with rage, taking six years to get a two year degree, never leaving the house, playing all day with toys aimed at eight year olds, having no friends, always needing your parents to fight your battles for you, what did Chris have that Megan and Snyder would want?

Well, clearly all of the people targeting Chris were because he was e-famous, and that's plenty to be jealous of.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

What was there to be jealous of?
Being a virgin with rage, taking six years to get a two year degree, never leaving the house, playing all day with toys aimed at eight year olds, having no friends, always needing your parents to fight your battles for you, what did Chris have that Megan and Snyder would want?

You forgot this.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I wonder if Chris fled to Finland because Pmurt was elected. I do remember on his site before he closed the comments, many comments about how Trump was going to kick him off SSDI and send him back to Winchester. We haven't seen any meltdowns but maybe that's because his social media being monitored by Caden or whomever.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

You forgot this.

Good Night!

I have worked with the type of people he is talking about and let me tell you I would rather deal with them then Chris.
Also, Chris never really put the work into making Sonichu a real thing, in fact he got into fights with people who tried to help him get the books out, so what is there to be jealous of? He never did the work to make it anything worthwhile!

 

[D is for Stupid]

I wonder if Chris fled to Finland because Pmurt was elected. I do remember on his site before he closed the comments, many comments about how Trump was going to kick him off SSDI and send him back to Winchester. We haven't seen any meltdowns but maybe that's because his social media being monitored by Caden or whomever.

That's one thing I was wondering, how is any comment not being moderated or having it turned off. It confused me a bit.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

What does Chris think that other people do all day?

Given that he clearly views his life as normal, does he believe that everyone else is just like him only with job titles, or does he - on some level - actually realise what a total leech he is?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What does Chris think that other people do all day?

Can "Honor Roll" even think to begin with?

Also, I guess he thinks a "normie" daily life is like what one may see on TV, especially Saturday morning cartoons: exaggerated life.

 

[Trilby]

Can "Honor Roll" even think to begin with?

Also, I guess he thinks a "normie" daily life is like what one may see on TV, especially Saturday morning cartoons: exaggerated life.

That or sitcoms.

 

[THEGREATMADSCIENTEST]

How does Chris Chan not starve to death?
I know before he was exposed for fucking his mum he was making a bit of money by selling Sonichu merch
How about now?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

How does Chris Chan not starve to death?
I know before he was exposed for fucking his mum he was making a bit of money by selling Sonichu merch
How about now?

Nature's running behind on this one. Way behind.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

You still live with your mom AND YOU'RE 42!

Chris proved Liquid wrong years early, but under the circumstances, is that really a good thing?

 

[Princess Robee]

How does Chris Chan not starve to death?
I know before he was exposed for fucking his mum he was making a bit of money by selling Sonichu merch
How about now?

Chris is fed by the US government.

 

[THEGREATMADSCIENTEST]

Chris is fed by the US government.

Goddamit

 

[Ammyterasu]

What does Chris think that other people do all day?

Given that he clearly views his life as normal, does he believe that everyone else is just like him only with job titles, or does he - on some level - actually realise what a total leech he is?

I remember some years ago Chris was filming himself in his garden during an eclipse, a car was passing by and Chris mockingly said something like "what are people doing driving at a time like this?" His mind is literally incapable of understanding that people very likely have to work in the middle of the day and they can't dillydally around doing fuck nothing with their time (also it wasn't even a total eclipse so it was barely noticeable, it wasn't this big event)

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

I remember some years ago Chris was filming himself in his garden during an eclipse, a car was passing by and Chris mockingly said something like "what are people doing driving at a time like this?" His mind is literally incapable of understanding that people very likely have to work in the middle of the day and they can't dillydally around doing fuck nothing with their time (also it wasn't even a total eclipse so it was barely noticeable, it wasn't this big event)

Sure, and that fits with his general sense of reality - i.e., practically nonexistent.

What I was wondering about was more along the lines of what his mind comes up with to fill in the blanks between someone arriving at work in the morning and leaving for the evening. In other words, what does he think the functions of a given job are, or has he even grasped that concept? He sort-of understands the idea, but there doesn't seem to be much depth to that understanding.

 

[Kyle Parson]

I know there is a metric ton of research done on Chris Chan's genealogy so I have 2 questions:
1. Has someone made a UsefulCharts style of his family tree?
2. Is there any ancestoral links discovered between Chris and other lolcows?

 

[Roger Smith]

I wonder if Chris fled to Finland because Pmurt was elected. I do remember on his site before he closed the comments, many comments about how Trump was going to kick him off SSDI and send him back to Winchester. We haven't seen any meltdowns but maybe that's because his social media being monitored by Caden or whomever.

Guess I have some unnecessary catching up to be doing.

 

[Ammyterasu]

1. Has someone made a UsefulCharts style of his family tree?

Someone made a super detailed one, the imgur linked by the cwcki is dead but the author's deviantart page is still up.

A deviantart account is needed to see it and it's too big to post it here so I made a new imgur

 

[Kyle Parson]

Someone made a super detailed one, the imgur linked by the cwcki is dead but the author's deviantart page is still up.

A deviantart account is needed to see it and it's too big to post it here so I made a new imgur

Oh yeah I've seen that one before, but I don't like how they weirdly position the Barbara side to be on top of the Bob side.