Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wait... he actually axewounded himself? I haven't heard of this.

He sure did. It got infected pretty badly, too, and people had to convince him to get it treated. He didn't want to because he thought it was turning into a vagina

 

[Ammyterasu]

Wait... he actually axewounded himself? I haven't heard of this.

Oh boy, you're in for a horrifying read and photos. It all started with a taint piercing called "the un-clit" and then...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I wonder how Chris is coping lately. Seems like everything this year for him is going in the toilet, from more bans, to Pmurt back, possible Caden issues, it's got to be taking a toll on him. I don't really think the Finland stuff with Flutter is as great as people think it is for Chris, after all, what's Chris love more than pussy? Attention. Their secret little trist must eat him up since he can't go around and brag about stuff.

 

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

Oh boy, you're in for a horrifying read and photos. It all started with a taint piercing called "the un-clit" and then...

Oh great. This is horrifying... WHERE IS THE UNSEE JUICE?!?!?!

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder how Chris is coping lately. Seems like everything this year for him is going in the toilet, from more bans, to Pmurt back, possible Caden issues, it's got to be taking a toll on him. I don't really think the Finland stuff with Flutter is as great as people think it is for Chris, after all, what's Chris love more than pussy? Attention. Their secret little trist must eat him up since I can't go around and brag about stuff.

You think he misses jail?

 

[supersonic chris]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe? Or just cringe when chrischan does it? I thought it could be a good idea, but even he looks a little stupid holding the big sign.

Also, Did the attraction sign ever make him any friends?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe? Or just cringe when chrischan does it? I thought it could be a good idea, but even he looks a little stupid holding the big sign.

Also, Did the attraction sign ever make him any friends?

It's really not that hard to make friends if you have at least 1 hobby. For example, if you're a sports fan, go to a sports bar during a game and watch games at the bar. Talk to people around you about the game. If you like board games, go to a local board game event. Etc...

 

[underoo underarmour]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe? Or just cringe when chrischan does it? I thought it could be a good idea, but even he looks a little stupid holding the big sign.

Also, Did the attraction sign ever make him any friends?

I can't think of a "non-cringe" way to unironically solicit friends with a sign, especially a sign that is being carried around and held up in public. I know the kids nowadays make poster board displays to officially ask their potential dates to school dances, which is probably as close as I can consider being half normal. These signs are usually made only after already getting a "yes" from the recipient.

Also keep in mind the sign Chris made was seeking a romantic partner, not just a friend. The sign had a list of off-putting criteria listed too. It was basically a giant billboard that said "horny autist / creeper". I always thought that in addition to being clueless as to how else to proceed, Chris just did it out if laziness. Basically he didn't want to bother talking to his potential mate enough to properly screen her and wanted to cast a net large enough to reach the maximum number if potential interested parties within his direct vicinity.

So I guess the idea is at best a joke when any old person does it and in Chris's case it was a prime example of his trademark self-absorption and laziness.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe? Or just cringe when chrischan does it? I thought it could be a good idea, but even he looks a little stupid holding the big sign.

Also, Did the attraction sign ever make him any friends?

A sign is the only way.

I have one that says, "I give free opinions".

Strangely, no friends yet.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe? Or just cringe when chrischan does it? I thought it could be a good idea, but even he looks a little stupid holding the big sign.

Also, Did the attraction sign ever make him any friends?

If you try that, please record it.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What would happen if both of his parents passed

 

[Holden Cox]

What would happen if both of his parents passed

Hasn't Chris said that he wants Barb to die so he can inherit the house, or something to that effect?

 

[supersonic chris]

If you try that, please record it.

Im making the sign lol. if i can find an apropiate thread ill post it later

What would happen if both of his parents passed

Id guess that hed completely stop producing merch and caden would lose his grasp on him, and things would Really Really Suck for awhile. He might be able to convince himself that she went to C-197, and wed get a lot more demensional-merge posting. I think he would get 14BC as well.

Barb most likely doesnt have much time left. Well probaly know the real answer soon, a few more years at the most. . .

 

[King Kiwi]

What would happen if both of his parents passed

No pancakes on his birthday.

To add insult to injury, they were blueberry.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Basically he didn't want to bother talking to his potential mate enough to properly screen her and wanted to cast a net large enough to reach the maximum number if potential interested parties within his direct vicinity.

Mix that in with his determination to make a "sweetheart from the ground-up", meant that Chris really never cared about whatever woman he was after, because he was going to institute some retarded brainwashing scheme on her. He really does see women as some sort of object, toy or something that otherwise cannot think and will be easily broken down and reshaped into a woman after Chris gets through with her.

 

[The handsome tard]

My brain looked back at the JULAY saga and Im kind of blown away atthat, both Bob or Barb (well, mostly Bob) fell for the Molvania nonsense.

Chris? I can buy him believing, he is...Chris. Nuff said.
Barb? She is lazy but you would think she would be bothered to do a simple Google Search (which would show that its a joke country)
But Bob? He IS suppose to be the "world conscious" of the trio, he should know Molvania is nonsense from the get go. I can imagine that he could conclude that its a post soviet country and that it wasnt brought up to the public awareness much but he would do some research on it.

Maybe its the case of Bob's age catching up with him and thus not wanting to bother much...

Null has said that Chris wanted him to arrange something "illegal in every country". Going by the time this took place, common opinion is that he wanted Null to hire a hitman to kill Sockness. Chris would kill if he wasn't such a gigantic pussy and thought he could get away with it.

Chris has demonstrated he would glady hurt people he doesnt like if he had any sort of power. Its a blessing he is so physically weak and cowardous.

Wait... he actually axewounded himself? I haven't heard of this.

You are here since 2021 and you DONT know about the unclit? Not sure if I declare you lucky or blind.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

But Bob? He IS suppose to be the "world conscious" of the trio, he should know Molvania is nonsense from the get go. I can imagine that he could conclude that its a post soviet country and that it wasnt brought up to the public awareness much but he would do some research on it.

He probably thought that Chris meant Moldova

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Not sure if this is off topic. But, Is using a sign to make friends inherently cringe?

I gather "cringe" is "Zoomer"-speak for "non-conformist", and people usually do not make signs to make friends, so it looks that way.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I haven't been following Chris much lately, what with the election drama and me playing Satisfactory for an obscene number of hours. I perused updates from the CWCki and this is just depressing.

I was largely ignorant of CWCLight. I shouldn't be stunned by Chris's lack of art skills. How on Earth can a 42 year old man still be this bad at sculpture and painting? Then he's got homemade, nonfunctional Amiibos that he painted after having someone else 3D print them. He looks like he got all tired out by holding up his art for the camera.

For a thousand bucks you can buy Chris's supposed first drawing of Sonic. It seems very reminiscent of Bob's vision for Sonichu. Maybe Bob influenced Chris's art in some way in his early years, it could be some relic of Bob's hope that Chris could defeat his autism.

He's selling relics of fail from the housefire. The Lego werewolf looks like that old painting of a guy with tetanus.

He's even got part of the old Manchester High for sale, it looks like Dali's melted clocks. He states that it was rebuilt with new Legos with the help of State Farm insurance and the good Lego people.

Remember that during the event that melted these Legos, the Sonic totem, made of dry, flammable paper mache, sat undamaged on a shelf, observing the destruction like some kind of demon. He is now selling miniature, 3D printed copies of that horrible thing.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Same energy