Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Metalia]

Could Chris make it to 50

There are two possibilities. Either he makes it past 50 do to genetics and lives a long miserable life . Or he dies of a heart attack around his mid forties to fifty. As of now it could go either way.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Could Chris make it to 50

He probably will. Both of his parents made it to be pretty old

Either he makes it past 50 do to genetics and lives a long miserable life .

A person "living" half a century as "Chris Chan" is not the best fate.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Both of Chris' parents lived (or are in) their eighties, but Bob had a triple or quadruple bypass in his fifties for heart problems that probably would have killed him if he were still living alone. And maybe I'm wrong but I'm pretty the tranny drugs put additional strain on your circulator system, and I'm certain that they rot your bones. Combined with Chris' lifestyle all of that adds up into a grim picture, but on the other hand he does live in Wildcat's basement as a cash cow and gets government-funded healthcare, so it's really 50/50.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

gets government-funded healthcare, so it's really 50/50.

Has he even utilized healthcare for things that are actually important? He didn't handle the sliced wound he inflicted that could have killed him if it got infected until he was forced.
He's only gone to the dr for colds and shit, and almost definitely hasn't told them about his beetus tingles and vision stars.

 

[LolRaccoon]

I was just thinking about the time he asked a question to Lauren Faust at BronyCon about whether she had planned to include Megan in G4 (the human girl from the original series). This was actually a good question.

And then Chris messed up by saying he was glad Megan didn't appear so Equestria Girls could exist. Chris was unaware of the fact that Lauren Faust HATES Equestria Girls.

 

[King Metalia]

Has he even utilized healthcare for things that are actually important? He didn't handle the sliced wound he inflicted that could have killed him if it got infected until he was forced.
He's only gone to the dr for colds and shit, and almost definitely hasn't told them about his beetus tingles and vision stars.

I'm pretty sure his taint wound got infected due to being constantly subject to Chris shiting himself. I'm pretty sure that's why he got it treated eventually

 

[Mr Hooper]

Does Chris ever pick up on his comics again? Even if its not sonichu ?

 

[BeatboxBill]

I do think Chris is actually bisexual, albeit more attracted to women than to men. He did have an aversion to men for a long while, most likely because of the sketchy shit that happened with the principal (and whatever inspired the JenkinsJinkies story), which probably overrode any attraction he had. I think at this point though, he's literally just too mentally unwell for that aversion to continue, so now he's able to feel attracted to men.

Aside from that he seems to have very few aversions in terms of sex if Barb, Jessica Quinn, Sonichu 8, and saying he'd fuck a Corgi are anything to go by. It does seem like foot fetishes (Sockness) and vore fetishes (that one art contest entry) are a turn-off for him, at least.

In terms of his own kinks, the most commonly recurring themes are glasses, belly dancing, sex toys, and humiliation. Oh, and mothering, of course.

He could be just bi-curious, but then again this is Chris we are talking about

From my observation? definitely still 100% straight, I think he just "pretending" to be BI-tranny so that he would have a better chance to catch some pussy on his tangled fishing net.

I do agree that he is faking being transgender to just get laid, but it's possible that Chris is at least bi-curious especially with him shoving things up his ass and making that erotica poem for Bryan Frogboy

Knowing Chris, he'll definitely blurted out something about Flutter that would let her into getting doxxed.

He's done with this with every "potential sweetheart", he will definitely do this with Flutter for sure

My guess is that she was in it with Praetor but who knows

That's what I'm thinking, I have a feeling Praetor are getting her to hang out with Chris to be his 'tard wrangler or they are convincing her to be Chris's fake girlfriend

Has Chris Chan shown any interest in Genshin Impact?

He's played it once on one of his international accounts, I'm not sure if he played it again though

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's amazing how out-of-touch with reality that lolcow was when he thought by derping around in a McDonald's and getting ever fatter, one day a hot "boyfriend free" supermodel will just stroll in, approach him out of the blue, ask to go out with him, and then he lives happily ever after while being waited on by "Barb 2.0" (ew).

 

[185405]

Bros just a news flash but every tranagender is faking it lmao.

Think about it.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

There are two possibilities. Either he makes it past 50 do to genetics and lives a long miserable life . Or he dies of a heart attack around his mid forties to fifty. As of now it could go either way.

Three actually, He goes homeless and gets stabbed to death for either:
1. LARPing as Jesus.
2. Calling another Hobo a Nigger or heretic scum or whatever for not believing whatever nonsense he was spouting.

Does Chris ever pick up on his comics again? Even if its not sonichu ?

Even if he did, I have a feeling that he would resort onto using AI to generate more comics for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The "Fire of Fail"* happened about a decade ago, which means that "Honor Roll" has been e-begging for about that long now.

* Which started because Charb had a coffee machine in the bathroom on extension cord that a door wore down, because hoard.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I think Chris will make it to 80, his parents did despite doing everything wrong and he is taking better care of himself than his dad did, he isn't eating at BK every meal and we have seen him buying healthier foods these days, so he has genetics on his side.
I have met guys like him who do everything wrong but live forever, it seems to run in their family and I think Chris is like them.

What do you think is Chris's actual sexuality?

He is straight, the whole Lesbian thing is just him trying to force himself into women's spaces and get himself into a protected class so he can't be punished for breaking the law and he thinks women will at some point be forced to have sex with him.
If he was really bi or trans we would have seen him with a boyfriend by now.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

So in a recent video Chris said that Clyde Cash is dead and has been for some time.
What do you think Chris' reaction would be if a new troll turned up claiming to be Clyde and to have been behind sending Chris to jail.
For instance if Clyde claimed to be the one who really raped Barbra and framed Chris do you think Chris would admit he was wrong about Clyde being dead so he could use Clyde as a scapegoat?

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Most of the people I’ve known who started to fall apart early were living way harder than Chris, tbh. He doesn’t drink much and doesn’t really touch drugs as far as we know, aside from smoking weed a couple times. He’s also been consistently the same level of fat since his twenties…not to give the mother fucker any credit, but that’s becoming kind of rare. The people I’ve known who started dealing with big health issues in their forties, strokes or cardiac problems or whatever, were real heavy smokers for decades, or really heavy partiers, guys who wake up outside without remembering why a couple times a week.

With his tard luck, I wouldn’t expect his health to start going seriously downhill till his late fifties or early sixties.

 

[Princess Robee]

What possible jobs could Chris Chan take with his experience besides Mcdonalds or Culvers? Could he pay a modicum of attention developing skills in IT or tapestry to get a job in those fields, or is he 100 percent fucked and will remain jobless for life?

I think the consensus is that even if Chris did a complete 180 and turned his life around, he would still have trouble gaining employment due to his lack of work history. IIRC Chris' only official job was working at a Wendy's for 1 or 2 months and that was decades ago.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think the consensus is that even if Chris did a complete 180 and turned his life around, he would still have trouble gaining employment due to his lack of work history.

Not to mention his police record. How many times has the lolcow been arrested? 4?

IIRC Chris' only official job was working at a Wendy's for 1 or 2 months and that was decades ago.

Yep. And "Honor Roll" got fired by 9/11. Can you imagine having to supervise him?

 

[Quandale Eliminator]

What possible jobs could Chris Chan take with his experience besides Mcdonalds or Culvers? Could he pay a modicum of attention developing skills in IT or tapestry to get a job in those fields, or is he 100 percent fucked and will remain jobless for life?

Chris only has experience with Wendy's, no? Either way, he's got the incest stuff on his record and has been jobless for 30+ years and "self-employed" don't cut it. Looking at it at another angle though, you could say that he is employed currently by Caden (I'm a little behind but I'm sure he is still in that house streaming raking in money for Caden)

 

[Caligura]

I don't know why but imagining Chris Chan somehow being a manager is the funniest thing on my mind right now. Especially with the messianic complex he has going on now.

When I mean manager I mean like at a fast food place. Think Chick Fil A.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

What possible jobs could Chris Chan take with his experience besides Mcdonalds or Culvers? Could he pay a modicum of attention developing skills in IT or tapestry to get a job in those fields, or is he 100 percent fucked and will remain jobless for life?

Around the time Chris-chan was discovered, a somewhat similar, much less malicious, character named Ulillillia (Nick Smith) appeared. He seemed like someone who was unemployable because of his autism and multiple phobias. Uli turned things around to some degree. He got over some of his fears and started a menial job, I think pulling weeds and vacuuming at an apartment building. Then he started working at Wal-mart. Moved from North Dakota to Florida. COVID-19 threw a wrench into things because he developed a mask phobia.