Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Beard_Chan]

Well, there was the laptop someone sent him.

Someone sent Chris a laptop with some sort of keylogging software installed. Chris just had it wiped and put a new OS on it. Free laptop.

I am honestly shocked he would be that smart to do that...

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I am honestly shocked he would be that smart to do that...

He's smart enough to scam weens and people who don't know him into giving him $1000 gift cards and hundreds of dollars in donations for stupid videos.

 

[Trilby]

He's smart enough to scam weens and people who don't know him into giving him $1000 gift cards and hundreds of dollars in donations for stupid videos.

Autism has it's own rewards I guess.

 

[Delicious Assburgers]

Which one of you did this?
http://archive.is/CU3FY

 

[keksz]

So what do guys think Chris would be like as a father, in the hypothetical scenario that somehow Godbear actually granted him his wish of a Crystal Weston Chandler through the power of Internet meme magic?

I was thinking the other day that even the best of parents have a hell of a hard time when it comes to teenage children. So logically I started thinking of epic ways OPL would reach even lower lows, especially considering his dream to have a daughter, which are even worse to handle if you're as oblivious as he is.

(Posted this first as a thread and an admin taught me how derpy I was to do so. Am wiser now. It had a couple of interesting replies before it was removed so I thought it would be valid to repost it here.)

 

[Masterfoxz2]

So I've heard rumors that Kacey is just as pathetic as Chris. Maybe more. Is this true?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

So I've heard rumors that Kacey is just as pathetic as Chris. Maybe more. Is this true?

I would say she is pathetic from what I have read, but definitely not more pathetic than Chris, and probably even less pathetic than Liquid since she apparently has him whipped.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

If there was music playing in Chris' head; what would it be?
Right now I'm torn between Goodbye Horses and the Freaky Fred theme.

 

[Morshu]

If there was music playing in Chris' head; what would it be?
Right now I'm torn between Goodbye Horses and the Freaky Fred theme.

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FGZboGQWhLU

I miss goofy, happy Chris.

 

[Karen Riley]

I miss goofy, happy Chris.

I always found it interesting how ridiculously happy Ivy made Chris. I mean sure she was saying behind the scenes 'oh you should make a video doing x,' but he never seemed as willing and as happy to be a performing monkey for anyone as Ivy made him.

I think she was the first girl in his life to tell him she was romantically interested in him and speak to him regularly on the phone for long periods of time. It was possibly the first taste of romance for Chris that felt real and true and it made him genuinely happy at the time.

He did talk to 'Julie,' on Skype but asides from the fact she was clearly a boy, he was instantly flung into drama with her 'evil brother Max,' that involved fruitless trips to Ohio and regular threats about his PSN account. Ivy probably felt a lot more pure.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I miss goofy, happy Chris.

Youthful optimism must leave to make room for life experience. Even the retarded are no exception.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FGZboGQWhLU

This is oddly endearing and cute.

And what's so sad is that there is NOTHING cute about New Christine.

Hmmm...Can you imagine all the other people in the world named Chris Chandler or Christine Chandler? I'm sure this was talked about already, but most of them have no inkling that their own name has become some kind of geek-culture in-joke. Let's hope they remain Chris-virgins like I was until last weekend.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Been quiet on the Christine front last few days...

 

[Buck Mullet]

Been quiet on the Christine front last few days...

If a typical male's response to the hypothetical "What would you do if you woke up in a hot female body?" is to stay inside and masturbate all day, than wonder what Chris is doing with a newly emerging lady hole...

 

[Terrorist]

We already know what Cole thinks of Chris' misadventures, but what about the rest of the amazing Chan clan? I imagine they know something, but not the full scope since they don't seem very internet-savvy.

And not really about Chris, but what's the OG A-log up to these days?

 

[Karen Riley]

Been quiet on the Christine front last few days...

There's a really simple reason why. His tugboat came in on Tuesday, and since he has money for now he has no need for interacting with us on the internet. It's no coincidence that he stopped publicly posting anything as soon as we started August.

Give him a week or so to burn through his money before he comes back, apart from last month where he spent a chunk of money early on on his court fees, this has been the pattern of most months in 2016.

 

[Silver Octopus]

There's a really simple reason why. His tugboat came in on Tuesday, and since he has money for now he has no need for interacting with us on the internet. It's no coincidence that he stopped publicly posting anything as soon as we started August.

Give him a week or so to burn through his money before he comes back, apart from last month where he spent a chunk of money early on on his court fees, this has been the pattern of most months in 2016.

Alright place your bets, when's the next "family needs donations" facebook post coming?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Alright place your bets, when's the next "family needs donations" facebook post coming?

The 15th, I'm guessing.

 

[MY 405]

Youthful optimism must leave to make room for life experience. Even the exceptional are no exception.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that this would be a black velvet painting masterpiece?