Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Real Mayun]

Considering that Chris has shared pretty much all of his personal info short of his SSN and most of his medical records, I'm surprised the CWCki isn't home to a picture of his shit. Not a stain, I mean a picture of one or more logs in the toilet.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

I hope Chris has a safe room with a few nice amenities like crayons, a radio and a stuffed animal of an orange kitty.

A nice, locked window he can look out at the sky in the morning and draw in peace.

He can autograph his many fans in private and the nurse will smile as she brings him tapioca and mandarin oranges.

Chris will have a bland, passable existence off the internet.

This is most likely the best ending fir Chris, but lets be honest there is a strong chance he is going to make a bolt for it to get internet access.

 

[Caligura]

Who bailed Chris out? I'm surprised the Sonichu wiki didn't have it front and center on the home page unless it's private for the time being.

Well, I guess to chip in; I don't know if anyone else knows this website but I just found a website called 'Egrevore' that sells e-celeb merchandise shit (like trading cards of Sam Hyde, Dankula, and Stonetoss, promoted heavily by the latter and shirts of old 4chan memes like cockmongler's shirt) and on their Instagram page in March 28 they 'joked' that they helped paid for Chris's bail by selling replicas of The Classic for 120 British pounds (I don't know how much that costs in Freedom Bucks but even $120 is too fucking much for just a replica of The Classic like dear lord) but I don't think that's exactly concrete evidence. I just figured I'd share since I didn't see anyone mention it.

Also I thought of sharing more into the underground ring of people who sell overpriced The Classic replicas later...

 

[Ophelia]

I hope Chris has a safe room with a few nice amenities like crayons, a radio and a stuffed animal of an orange kitty.

A nice, locked window he can look out at the sky in the morning and draw in peace.

He can autograph his many fans in private and the nurse will smile as she brings him tapioca and mandarin oranges.

Chris will have a bland, passable existence off the internet.

That is way too good for him.

Who bailed Chris out?

No one did, that was an early misunderstanding. The court ordered him out.

 

[Mongo0o]

Two weeks late. One of the former head developers at Rare (Conker's Bad Fur Day, Goldeneye) is now aware of OPL. It makes you wonder how many notable people privately follow this site.

 

[Sorades]

I hope Chris has a safe room with a few nice amenities like crayons, a radio and a stuffed animal of an orange kitty.

A nice, locked window he can look out at the sky in the morning and draw in peace.

He can autograph his many fans in private and the nurse will smile as she brings him tapioca and mandarin oranges.

Chris will have a bland, passable existence off the internet.

Chris is probably lost in all his delusions for good. Just sitting on his ass, waiting for the merge and will never come.
If he is free though, he will probably try to visit some convention, who will likely ban him for being a literal motherfucker and Chris will chimp out again.

 

[King Kiwi]

Who bailed Chris out?

Bill Cipher.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

The saddest thing to me about Praetor's $6,000/$400 split with Chris is that CHRIS could have made $6,000 had he just MADE THE FUCKING MEDALLIONS HIMSELF.

If Chris himself were making them, more would sell and for more each, so maybe he could have made 10,000 a month. Chris would legit make a 6 figure salary off Sonichu if he just put in the work, but he's unwilling to

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In the book "The Birds The Frogs" (IIRC), there's the claim that artists are usually (or was it always?) stupid, infantile, and egotistical. I immediately thought of a certain incestuous lolcow reading that...

 

[D is for Stupid]

The saddest thing to me about Praetor's $6,000/$400 split with Chris is that CHRIS could have made $6,000 had he just MADE THE FUCKING MEDALLIONS HIMSELF.

@The American Hedgehog mentioned once before, praetor made and sold medallions that were made under Chris's blessing for a time hence the crap cut.

Also Chris gets lazy and tired if he tries to sell on his own. Remember Mr Smith's purchase of one from Chris's eBay?

Null had to keep some tabs on him when he was raising money to go to everfree before he became..... everjailed.... sorry, I couldn't resist.

Praetor probably gives Chris a garbage cut though. I can imagine they are using Chris's cut to pay for his commissionary deposits on top of that.

Funny thing, I thought Chris would produce a boat load more with all the free time. Can't wait for the goddess dox logs to come about eventually.

 

[Monuklear]

I hope Chris has a safe room with a few nice amenities like crayons, a radio and a stuffed animal of an orange kitty.

A nice, locked window he can look out at the sky in the morning and draw in peace.

He can autograph his many fans in private and the nurse will smile as she brings him tapioca and mandarin oranges.

Chris will have a bland, passable existence off the internet.

That's honestly the best possible ending for him.

 

[QTBIPOCutie]

Until the cat gets too crusty to hump and oil squirted from mandarin peel no longer provides occular paingasms

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Null had to keep some tabs on him when he was raising money to go to everfree before he became..... everjailed.... sorry, I couldn't resist.

Null holding onto the money and keeping it out of Chris's greasy hands was actually motivating Chris to get things done and out. It was probably the first time Chris was relatively functional with his business. IIRC there was enough money for Chris to go to his convention, and have a "safety net" sort of amount he couldn't touch for his various emergencies.

In addition to that, Chris was all set to get some sweet strange at the con, but nope, the lure of that Barbussy was too strong.

 

[King Kiwi]

In the book "The Birds The Frogs" (IIRC), there's the claim that artists are usually (or was it always?) stupid, infantile, and egotistical. I immediately thought of a certain incestuous lolcow reading that...

I think a certain level of self-deprecation is vital for being a good artist.

Chris is merely an artist.

 

[Sorades]

Can you imagine Chris in CA or NY? Since Chris is essentially homeless since he can't pay the mortgage on his own, it's very likely that Chris will just move to a more progressive state like CA or NY, where plenty of lunatics like him live.

He could be among all the homeless in CA. If he is in NY though, pretty much the same, only that he might get beaten up by some niggers.

 

[King Kiwi]

Can you imagine Chris in CA or NY? Since Chris is essentially homeless since he can't pay the mortgage on his own, it's very likely that Chris will just move to a more progressive state like CA or NY, where plenty of lunatics like him live.

He could be among all the homeless in CA. If he is in NY though, pretty much the same, only that he might get beaten up by some niggers.

The homeless would kill him if they knew the truth.

Best keep mofo in a pauper halfway house.

I don't want the homeless arrested unnecessarily, see.

 

[Sorades]

The homeless would kill him if they knew the truth.

Best keep mofo in a pauper halfway house.

I don't want the homeless arrested unnecessarily, see.

I doubt Chris will stay there for very long. I only wonder about his reaction when he finds out that he got banned from most conventions and avoided for being a sex offender. Wont be long before Chris publishes another series of autistic chimp outs on video.
It's only gonna go downhill for Chris.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

I doubt Chris will stay there for very long. I only wonder about his reaction when he finds out that he got banned from most conventions and avoided for being a sex offender. Wont be long before Chris publishes another series of autistic chimp outs on video.
It's only gonna go downhill for Chris.

It is possible that Chris could be in the homes for a long time, but you have to hope it is a single sex home, as he would be a danger.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Every time Chris eats a pork pie going forward he will always be reminded with his time with Barb, Every time he eats one he will have to bite through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat just like with his dear old mum.

 

[Ophelia]

He’d fit right in with the San Francisco homeless. He wouldn’t even have to obscure his crimes because they’re all focused on themselves and their own shit (sometimes quite literally).

But he’s afraid to live outside of his bubble.