Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Silver Octopus]

Holy DAME is that spicy!

Chris would love that shit because he isn't locked in prison THEY ARE LOCKED IN WITH HIM

Huh, if he went to prison today would he be sent to a women's prison? How does it work in Virginia?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Huh, if he went to prison today would he be sent to a women's prison? How does it work in Virginia?

I doubt any court would give a shit about his self-identification or legal name change. There's no official record of him pursuing a gender change.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Do you guys think Chris will post in memory of his dead father today on Father's Day?

Or will he shill the Bob amiibo?

Or be so detached from reality that he just keeps playing on his PS4 completely oblivious to today being Father's Day?

I think it's the third.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do you guys think Chris will post in memory of his dead father today on Father's Day?

Or will he shill the Bob amiibo?

Or be so detached from reality that he just keeps playing on his PS4 completely oblivious to today being Father's Day?

I think it's the third.

He doesn't get any presents, so number 3.

 

[lurkf9217]

Did anyone else wake up today thinking "wow, I sure hate myself, let's suffer through Independence Day!" and stumble upon THIS creature?

I mean, it's not just me, right? Dye the hair and you're basically there (you'd probably have to add a few pounds and recede the hairline a little bit too to fully complete the transformation).

 

[sasazuka]

I'm still surprised Brent Spiner's back. I thought he was killed off in the first movie, but I guess the alien was able to talk through people without killing them. Either that or it was a Brent Spiner clone (I know, wrong lolcow).


Honestly, though, Independence Day: Resurgence is really the only big blockbuster this summer that I'm looking forward to enough to perhaps see opening weekend instead of waiting a while and seeing it at the second-run place. It looks to be pretty much exactly the sequel I always wanted, set a significant amount of time after the first movie with Earth fortified by alien technology. (I don't really care that the Will Smith character is absent, I'm more into the "world" than specific characters.)

 

[ZehnBoat]

I'm replying to this here so the "What if barb dies" thread isn't full of off-topicness

Chris's IQ is probably in the 90s. Not super-dumb, but below average.

Remember, he couldn't reliably beat kids playing Pokemon when we was a grown man.

it literally wouldn't surprise me one iota if chris arranged his deck around what pokemon he liked, or attempts at DRAMATIC LAST MOMENT SAVES AND VICTORY!!!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'm replying to this here so the "What if barb dies" thread isn't full of off-topicness



it literally wouldn't surprise me one iota if chris arranged his deck around what pokemon he liked, or attempts at DRAMATIC LAST MOMENT SAVES AND VICTORY!!!

@MasterDisaster said he just put the strongest monsters in his Yu Gi Oh deck with no plans or strategies when they played online for an interview. He probably can't even fake a last moment save.

 

[MasterDisaster]

@MasterDisaster said he just put the strongest monsters in his Yu Gi Oh deck with no plans or strategies when they played online for an interview. He probably can't even fake a last moment save.

He didn't even build a deck. All he did was use a pre-built one with no idea on how it worked, doing whatever the game told him to do when prompted.

 

[bigbaby]

What do you think Chris Chan's IQ is?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What do you think Chris Chan's IQ is?

Five.

Five tons.

 

[Hyperion]

Did anyone else wake up today thinking "wow, I sure hate myself, let's suffer through Independence Day!" and stumble upon THIS creature?

I mean, it's not just me, right? Dye the hair and you're basically there (you'd probably have to add a few pounds and recede the hairline a little bit too to fully complete the transformation).

Did you just compare Brent Spiner to Chris?

 

[Mr. 0]

There was some discussion somewhere regarding a Unified Theory of Chris a couple of years ago. Has anyone made headway on that since then?

 

[Marvin]

There was some discussion somewhere regarding a Unified Theory of Chris a couple of years ago. Has anyone made headway on that since then?

Chris shit his pants and did nothing.

 

[timtommy]

I doubt any court would give a shit about his self-identification or legal name change. There's no official record of him pursuing a gender change.

The law varies jurisdiction by jurisdiction and is evolving, but you are right that what he says and what his name is makes no difference.

Most places would allow him to be housed in a women's facility if and only if he had gender reassignment surgery. They might offer him segregation in a male facility but no more than that.

My guess is that within the next decade things will evolve a little. But he will probably still need to pursue a legal gender change and be signed off on by a counselor, to be afforded special treatment. And even then the likely solution would not be to throw him in with a bunch of women (which he might think he would like but almost certainly wouldn't). It's much more likely they would offer him high levels of segregation from other inmates at either a male or female facility, or put him in a transgender block.

But for now, he definitely would just be in a male facility. His tomgirlness might afford him special treatment, but so might his autism and other issues.

 

[bigbaby]

Also what worldview did he inherit more? He had more of Bob's demeanor and he had Bob's worldview before but with Barb he inherited a lot of the personality disorders and you see a lot of them now.

 

[Iamthatis]

Melissa Harris-Perry!

 

[Karen Riley]

No prizes for guessing which megathread this post is going to get moved to...

Also, definitely Barb, that much is blatantly honest.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He has become somewhat hard to distinguish from Barb, so I'd say he takes more after her.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He's fucked in the head like Berb