Lupin The Turd
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It's amazing how quickly misinformation about Chris can spread and be considered gospel the moment both KF and the CwCki are down.
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Brotlov
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Look, even if Chris managed to escape (a miracle on its own) I refuse to believe that he would stay out long. An old guy with a balding long hair, probably in a prison clothes, constantly mumbling to himself something about cartoons and being Jesus? Somebody would report him in about five seconds.
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Long thread a white knight going full sperg
Fun fact he's blocking ANYONE who calls him out. A single screencap won't do this justice.
Fun fact he's blocking ANYONE who calls him out. A single screencap won't do this justice.
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That wasn't fun. There were no tracking Georgia Bloodhounds, who ripped Chris fat, pimply ass to shreds as he shit himself in this story.
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The only way I can see Chris escaping jail is by accident, like if one of the guards forgot to check if he was on the bus on the way back from picking up trash on the road and the whole time Chris is oblivious to it.
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Let me guess, it's people reposting the same copypasta video of the naked chris lookalike getting tazed to the ground that's been going around for months
I swear twittertards really are the stupidest people on the internet. Even stupider than the people who were on AOL back in the day
I swear twittertards really are the stupidest people on the internet. Even stupider than the people who were on AOL back in the day
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I think that's a result of people wanting their Chris Chan fix. Chris Chan is especially talked about a lot on Twitter for whatever reason, so to have his court records to be concealed and to have little to no content at this point, means that people are just going to eat up whatever earth-shattering revelation they think had occured. The idea of Chris escaping is also a fairly dramatic and funny one, almost like the revelation of Chris fucking his mom.
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Chris surely wishes he could escape.
Probably would try to waddle over to the "Sonichu Temple" then.
Probably would try to waddle over to the "Sonichu Temple" then.
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I had to make a run to the mall for an undisclosed reason and I saw this while passing by a weird women's accessory store... I about did a spit take when I saw it.
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Sadly the only part of that scenario that ever happened was Chris messing himself.
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Did you buy one? It's made in China quality!
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Looks like fatty can't sue. Can you imagine the tard rage Chris would have if he saw this?
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I guess the merge happened.
He’d rage. Then he’d do what he could to acquire them all, adding his own artistic embellishments. Then he’d try to sell them for hundreds.
Kirby
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This is very late but when the site was down I was checking to see if 14BC was for sale yet and in the process I found this
I wasn't able to find anything on the site about it or if it did exist no one seemed to really care that much but apparently Chris ran for president in 2019? It seems like something a ween would do and the fact it says Christian and the Hedgehog Boys instead of Christine is odd but I have my doubts only because I don't know if a ween could register another human to run for president. Anyone have any backstory on this?
I wasn't able to find anything on the site about it or if it did exist no one seemed to really care that much but apparently Chris ran for president in 2019? It seems like something a ween would do and the fact it says Christian and the Hedgehog Boys instead of Christine is odd but I have my doubts only because I don't know if a ween could register another human to run for president. Anyone have any backstory on this?
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Phalanges Mycologist
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Try more like over a decade, that video has been floating around for years.
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Wouldn’t Chris have said something if it was him?
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jesus christ it's been a while since i've followed what chris has been doing for long enough to see a high enough quality photo of him, holy fucking shit i can smell this image.
that aside it was entertaining to see people actually believe he'd be healthy enough to have the strength to crawl out of a window, then on top of that that he'd be smart enough to hide from anyone without being caught within 20 seconds. still a good way to pass the time while daddy null was busy trying to get the farms back up.
