Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[That Guy]

just found the shaving video and it was worse than I expected. I got razor burn just watching it. I wonder if Bob never taught him how, or if Chris is just so lazy he'd rather endure the irritation and ingrown hairs than bother with preshave stuff.

I guess you gotta give him credit for not flinching though. I never thought a Chris video would make me feel like a pussy.

Oh, that's nothing. Pixyteri DRY. SHAVES. HER. VAGINA.

 

[RadokaMadoka]

Just wondering if anyone's made an effort to get his pets (especially his dogs) taken away? I'd do it but I don't live in the Americas let alone Virginia.

EDIT: apparently he got rid of them already but I couldn't find any further info about it

 

[ZehnBoat]

i song for chris-chan

just need to change a few lyrics

 

[That Guy]

Just wondering if anyone's made an effort to get his pets (especially his dogs) taken away? I'd do it but I don't live in the Americas let alone Virginia.

EDIT: apparently he got rid of them already but I couldn't find any further info about it

He still has the two dogs. The cats have either ran off or died in the house fire with the possible exception of one (forgot which one, was it Daisy or Desi?)

 

[RadokaMadoka]

He still has the two dogs. The cats have either ran off or died in the house fire with the possible exception of one (forgot which one, was it Daisy or Desi?)

Probably better that the house burned down. I have a feeling that a few cat skeletons would have turned up among the piles of junk they have like this one hoarder show I saw on tv.

 

[InnocentPerson]

Just stumbled upon Chris in Prison Architect, a game where you can design an inmate if you pay a bit extra for the game. Props to whoever did this!

Spoiler

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Just stumbed upon Chris in Prison Architect, a game where you can design an inmate if you pay a bit extra for the game. Props to whoever did this!

I assume the aspects like age and family are randomly generated, right?

 

[InnocentPerson]

I assume the aspects like age and family are randomly generated, right?

Yeah, the game was very late/optimistic...

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I just found the shaving video and it was worse than I expected. I got razor burn just watching it. I wonder if Bob never taught him how, or if Chris is just so lazy he'd rather endure the irritation and ingrown hairs than bother with preshave stuff.

Even if Bob never taught him how, one could learn how to shave literally just from watching razor commercials (big Power Level reveal: that's how I learned).

One thing I can say with near certainty is that most women don't consider 5 o'clock shadows to be "pristine".

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I just found the shaving video and it was worse than I expected. I got razor burn just watching it. I wonder if Bob never taught him how, or if Chris is just so lazy he'd rather endure the irritation and ingrown hairs than bother with preshave stuff.

I guess you gotta give him credit for not flinching though. I never thought a Chris video would make me feel like a pussy.

Yeah, this might explain why he has always had such awful looking skin whenever he's in a non-potato video. Even in your early 30s, a man should not have that bad of a complexion unless he was a heavy smoker, drinker and/or drug user. AFAIK Chris never smoked or used drugs and only began drinking socially fairly recently in his life.

So it looks like whenever he shaves his entire face, he just hacks away at it with a dry razor.

 

[Danzou]

Back in the day, there was this Indian music video that got pinned to the top of /cow/, because the chorus went "Julay, Julay!". Does anybody remember this, and can it be found?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Back in the day, there was this Indian music video that got pinned to the top of /cow/, because the chorus went "Julay, Julay!". Does anybody remember this, and can it be found?

Second result on Google.

 

[Lipitor]

So Chris made some recent ebay purchases. Check... check it out.

Spoiler: He actually saved on Amiibos this time

Oh and his other ebay account bought this

Spoiler: what does this do?

 

[Suomipoika95]

Does Chris use any of his CWC-isms anymore? He doesn't seem to 'censor' his speech at all anymore.

 

[Kecleon]

Spoiler: what does this do?

It saves, loads, and edits the data on the amiibo so Chris saves the hour or so it'd take to level up/customise the character in Smash Bros. I didn't even know such a thing existed, but the time saved probably makes the purchase worthwhile (if he insists on attaching a character).

 

[Lipitor]

It saves, loads, and edits the data on the amiibo so Chris saves the hour or so it'd take to level up/customise the character in Smash Bros. I didn't even know such a thing existed, but the time saved probably makes the purchase worthwhile (if he insists on attaching a character).

So he just clones his original Sonichu amiibo?

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Sega just "apologized" to their fans for betraying them. How long before Chris uses this to make new blarm-related demands?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

You'd think if Chris can admit to being wrong about da homos, he'd realise he might have been wrong about the bitch, the witch and the Jew.

 

[Danzou]

Second result on Google.

Yeah, I'd found that one, and it's close enough to giggle over, but it's not the one I was thinking of.

 

['tism]

I've been curious about the story behind the picture of Chris with a blue towel over his head but can't find it on the wiki, would someone be kind enough to explain it for me?