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Don't worry, they're including a free set of heels in every bucket
The perfect thing to wear when trying to escape the cops after robbing a bank. They'll never think to follow the chicken tracks around the woods
N is for "No Fathers", the root of all their troubles
I is for "Ignorant", and their incoherent mumbles
G is for "Gangs", And all the crimes they commit
G is also for "Guns", Shooting up a bunch of innocents
E is for "Everyone", That's who is fed up with all of this
R is for "Rap Music", a terrible influence on the kids
S is for Somebody, anybody, anybody please
rid us of these problems cuz we're so damn fatigued
Yeah
They got me feeling fuckin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
My tolerance for this shit they (exceed, exceed)
I know a lot of you nod and (agree agree)
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
Yeah
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued)
Got me so exhausted, I can't breathe
Like the batteries in their smoke detectors
I've ran out of juice long ago
Now when I talk about them it beeps
And these [beep]ers need to fuckin go
they don't know how to function in a polite society
They don't know how to sit and watch a movie quietly
They can't do a single fucking god damned thing right
when the police pull them over they just argue and fight
They got me feeling fuckin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
My tolerance for this shit they (exceed, exceed)
I know a lot of you nod and (agree agree)
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
Yeah
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued)
Got me so exhausted, I can't breathe
Offended by everything (near and far)
Ashamed of nothing (twerking on a cop car)
Entitled to everything (that's yours and mine)
Contributing nothing (to this country... oh my!)
They "finna" do this and they "finna" do that
I just wish they "finna" pass a fuckin English class
Don't misconstrue, I'm not talking about blacks
I'm talking about niggers, so fuckin relax
If their ancestors that died for their right to read
were alive today they would cry and they'd weep
They'd look at the stats, and wonder how it went wrong
Don't you agree? well then come on sing along
They got me feeling fuckin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
My tolerance for this shit they (exceed, exceed)
I know a lot of you nod and (agree agree)
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
Yeah
They got me feelin (fatigued fatigued)
Got me so exhausted, I can't breathe
They got me feeling fuckin (fatigued fatigued fatigued)
(fatigued fatigued fatigued)
(fatigued fatigued fatigued)
(fatigued fatigued fatigued)
Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note, don't worry, hate niggers.
Ha, bumping an old post but...
In high school my friend moved a couple of towns over. Was supposed to be an upgrade (in "housing" at least) but the only way they could afford the place was due to it being in a pretty nasty side of town. My friend and the rest of his family basically were huge weed heads so the new house quickly became a neighborhood hotspot of all kinds of people walking in an out to either buy weed or sell weed. So they made many new "friends" very quickly.
Anyway, my friend had a pit bull. A female. They kept it chained up in the backyard. And a couple of months before the move somehow that thing got knocked up by a dachshund. So right as they are getting situated in the new house the dog gives birth to like 6 puppies or so. We were kind of bummed out because it was clear that full blooded pit bull pups would be in high demand in this new area. But before we could inform all our new friends of the reality, the news of "pit bull pups" spread quickly through the neighborhood. We figured, screw it, lets just roll with it and say they are full blood. We started dreaming of all the thousands of dollars we'd get and all the weed we'd be able to buy.
But within just a few days, the dog and all the puppies were stolen one night. We weren't even mad, we thought it was super hilarious that someone stole what they thought were pit bull pups but instead got a bunch of wiener dogs
And for the rest of the story since it is now on my mind, my friend only got to live in that house for about 6 months. I had been hearing rumors of "mortgage scams" on random local news channels but never really paid attention. And sure enough, for my friend's dad, the mortgage got sold and the new company said there was no record of any payment and that they had 30 days to get out. With that, the parents gave us kids permission to do what ever we wanted with the place so for a couple of weeks we'd have contests to see who could punch the most holes in the wall before hitting a stud, or sometimes using your head instead of fist, or flying ninja kicks to see if your leg could punch a hole straight through into the next room. Also we stopped using trash cans and just started throwing everything into the backyard pool.
After that, I moved to go to a tech school while my friend and his family moved into a crappy rent house. They had sold their old house for $20k (yes I'm serious) and used all of that for down payment on the new house which I believe was probably around $60k. Family never really recovered. Parents eventually got divorced and the dad died in a drunk car wreck a few years later.
For fun I used to look at the house on google maps satellite view/street view every few years just to see if it ever actually got re-sold or fixed up. About 15 years went by before I saw any improvements. The zillow price history is funny too:
Parlov's artwork is so good in the first two issues.
