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He refers to himself as a virgin in that quote, does this mean he didn't actually bang the
edit: mother fucker saga rip.
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edit: mother fucker saga rip.
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- 10 de Mar, 2013
Yeah I was wondering that too.He refers to himself as a virgin in that quote, does this mean he didn't actually bang therunaway crackheadolympic soccer player Mia Hamm?
I’m pretty sure Chris did since he gave details that didn’t sound like something he would make up so I guess he’s went full circle from a being virgin with rage to pretending he’s a virgin again.
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- 12 de Jun, 2021
He did make up that elaborate Jenkins Jinkies origin story about gay child sex, the Mia hamm story isn't even that detailed. Either way I find it curious.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
with the Mia Hamm story, supposedly someone set him up with the hooker, he treated it like it was a real date or something and bought her a fruit basket. He paid her 100 dollars and they had sex. Then they set up another meeting and they had sex again. Apparently, he wasn’t too satisfied with the experience because he hasn’t sex since then though he did claim that she enjoyed his big seven incher. Afterwards, she kinda dropped off the face of the earth because he couldn’t find a way to contact her again.
He’s always been pretty protective of her identity because at that point he had been trolled so much that now he was finally smartening up and not telling the internet every detail of his life anymore.
I believe the story is true because Chris really hasn’t been shown to be a liar like that, rather he just skews the story to his own deluded point of view.
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- 12 de Jun, 2021
I think he brought her the goodie basket on the second "date" but he could have easily just hung out and rambled and lied about actually having sex to "own the dang dirty trolls". It probably happened, anyone can fuck a hooker. I just find it curious he would refer to himself as a virgin, did he forget? Does he regret it being a hooker? Because he paid a hooker does he not count it? It's curious
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
I think that sounds about right. I remember him saying in a video before it happened that he didn’t want to pay 100 dollars to lose his virginity that way. So in his mind, it could have very well not counted. We’ll never really know what went down. We just have his account of what happened.
But him having sex that way did not complete his love quest if I remember correctly.
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- 12 de Jun, 2021
I know he was terrified about being arrested, he knew he was committing a crime and he was paranoid that somehow the police would know. He either was so paranoid about getting arrested or didn't enjoy it considering he hasn't done it since. Either that or he felt his tugboat was better spent on toys and garbage.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
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I hope he fucks another soccer themed hooker in the future. Perhaps since he is a Trans woman lesbian he can fuck a Megan Rapinoe lookalike.
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- 17 de Jul, 2021
I think that Chris probably feels like the sex with a hooker doesn't count as real sex. Hes really 'Religious' religious in quotes because he clearly doesn't actually believe in anything except whatever he decides he think jesus would say. Of course his image of jesus would also always agree with whatever he thinks. I'd wager that he at some point decided that because their souls didn't connect in a true love bond, it isn't technically sex, or at least isnt "TRUE sex"
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- 13 de Ago, 2014
He did it because it was arranged and he only had to pay for it. He did get his goal more or less. He just wasn’t totally satisfied because she wasn’t his sweetheart or whatever.
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- 17 de Jul, 2021
Well, recently hes been saying/implying hes a virgin again. So I'm speculating on how he may have justified that to himself.
Of course, maybe he just has decided he went back in time since he also says hes 21 again.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
I think he already attempted to set that up when he was hanging out with gal pals that were actual lesbians back around the time he used to go to the Impulse Club. I have a feeling that didn’t go over too well.
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- 7 de Oct, 2017
It's cheap to point out vocabulary errors, but I love the suggestion that the lesbian-souled transwoman was merrily lynching dykes.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
Whoopsies!
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
He could be implying the anal option...but that was taken by the dildo.
I can't believe you guys haven't screencapped this re-tard shit. First individuals who "present". I think he means your pickles, guise. Chris' social skills suck, even when trying to interact with others, he has to make it all about himself. That has always been his downfall.
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- 12 de Jun, 2021
If even 1 person brings a copy of that shitty book I'd be surprised, but 20? Chris is more likely to have consensual sex with you before that happens.
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- 27 de Feb, 2013
I bet all you guys talking about Chris virginity or lack thereof and not getting any since Mia Hamm feel kind of silly now <wink> <wink> <...throws up>
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- 12 de Jun, 2019
Speaking of virginity... Who sacrificed a virgin? Cause I haven't seen a harvest this bountiful since the first Thanksgiving
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- 12 de Jun, 2021
i hate that i brought this up yesterday