Containment Random Chris Updates

[RainwaterDrop]

This is Chris. He literally has no social skills or capabilities for abstract thought. He probably thinks, "well, as long as her water bottle is full, and there's a banana in her ass, she's fine."

Exactly! I wouldn't trust Chris with a pet turtle, let alone taking care of a senile woman!

Chris is a selfish, greedy cock gobbler whose only concern in life is blowing through money faster than a chinese whore blows through cocks in a whore house.

So he's basically moviebob minus sucking actual chinese cocks? Lol!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Time for the latest round of "Barb isn't dead yet" pictures from Chris's Facebook page.

She looks like a living mummy.

And her mental health is likely in a similar state.

 

[The Un-Clit]

What's with that fucking stare? It's disturbing.

That is what you call the 'Dementia glass eye glare'. It's fucking terrifying to behold in a loved one, because it means they have lost their shit. On the positive side, if it's vascular dementia they are recoverable. If it's true Alzheimer's they're fucked.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That is what you call the 'Dementia glass eye glare'. It's fucking terrifying to behold in a loved one, because it means they have lost their shit. On the positive side, if it's vascular dementia they are recoverable. If it's true Alzheimer's they're fucked.

It's like Chris's dead eye stare

 

[McSneaks]

Otherwise it's just a disturbing invasion of their privacy.

lolbruh this is literally every moment of his entire life

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

lolbruh this is literally every moment of his entire life

He deserves it

 

[Basketball Jones]

Lol despite all his educational porn watching, he still is unaware of how women look. Look at that linebacker of a woman

I hope someone asks for his measurements. I’m curious if he’ll give his TRUE and HONEST numbers, or if he’ll say something like “36-24-36. Also I’m a double-d-cup.”

>Damn! I look soo good.
>Those who played me before could have had this; epic missed out.

Chris isn’t bitter at all btw and he’s in a happy relationship with his imaginary friends. As an aside, what is with this sudden shift into chastising his “exes” (or anyone he deems a troll/hater) about what they’re missing out on (fuckinlmao)? Where did this drunk, basic-bitch line of thinking come from?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Lol despite all his educational porn watching, he still is unaware of how women look. Look at that linebacker of a woman

I hope someone asks for his measurements. I’m curious if he’ll give his TRUE and HONEST numbers, or if he’ll say something like “36-24-36. Also I’m a double-d-cup.”

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>Damn! I look soo good.
>Those who played me before could have had this; epic missed out.

Chris isn’t bitter at all btw and he’s in a happy relationship with his imaginary friends. As an aside, what is with this sudden shift into chastising his “exes” (or anyone he deems a troll/hater) about what they’re missing out on (fuckinlmao)? Where did this drunk, basic-bitch line of thinking come from?

He was catfished by dudes, and he looks fucking terrible.

 

[Chinese LeBron James]

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I hope someone asks for his measurements. I’m curious if he’ll give his TRUE and HONEST numbers, or if he’ll say something like “36-24-36. Also I’m a double-d-cup.”

In the documentary, there was a post on Facebook where he was like begging for women's clothing or some shit and I'm pretty sure his measurements were some shit like 36/35/29 or whatever. I guess this would've been back in like December 2015 so I'm sure it's subject to change considering he's really not looking any better nowadays, but I don't think he's ever going to conquer that build lmao

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Dressing Chris as the biggest retard on a retard convention? Now THAT is something I would donate for.

Spoiler

By throwing $1 worth of pennies at him, let's not get crazy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In the documentary, there was a post on Facebook where he was like begging for women's clothing or some shit and I'm pretty sure his measurements were some shit like 36/35/29 or whatever. I guess this would've been back in like December 2015 so I'm sure it's subject to change considering he's really not looking any better nowadays, but I don't think he's ever going to conquer that build lmao

His chest has to be at least in the 40s, but shit, hips at 29? Those are some male chad hips, very narrow.

 

[LolRaccoon]

"Dread it, run from it, but G5 still arrives."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"Dread it, run from it, but G5 still arrives."
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So he's either going to lose his shit at the horse fucker party over g5 shit, or he's going to return home and be fine with g5 which is probably what's going to happen. "Guys in my time with the common folk at the positive vibe #everfaggots4ever magichan revealed to me that g5 is actually amazing among which"

I love that this retard thinks the people trolling him a decade ago were actual ex girlfriends.

Why is he calling null his loving and caring partner? Lol gay

This retard wants someone to eyeball from a crayon scribbling an elaborate cosplay design that actually fits his ogre shaped body, and he wants null to read all of his Gmail to sort that out for him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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hey chris you forgot to remove barb's milk bones from the picture before you took it. Semms fitting given how the last time chris made a barb video he patted her head and told her she did a good job like a dog.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Time for the latest round of "Barb isn't dead yet" pictures from Chris's Facebook page.

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I bet she’s eating those milk bones in lieu of nutritious bananas.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It's like Chris's dead eye stare

Yeah, but the dementia stare (vascular or Alzheimer's) doesn't usually appear until a good long life has been lived, generally around late 70s to early 80s. Chris is half that age. That stare looks not just wrong but downright medically alarming on someone who isn't quite 40.

Oh, and - 35-inch waist? Yeah, no, Chris, I'm calling bullshit. His gut is the biggest number of his three measurements there. I'd personally put it somewhere in the high 40s, maybe even early 50s.

 

[deadson]

Barb looks like she's getting ready for the upcoming family reunion in cwcville.

Fuckin hell, far be it from sane to post this but: what the fuck is Chris doing traveling across the country when his mother is unable to care for herself? Do they have an actual home care nurse who helps out? Yeah Barbs a cunt and all but what the fuck. Will nobody else mention how fucked up this is?

I wouldn't leave my cats alone for 3 days, much less an infirm elderly woman. What if she falls? Dementia is a horrible disease. We all know Cole won't do shit. I mean ha ha ha a bunch of sparky fuckers funded a retards trip to WestCoast Bronyfest, that's hilarious but Barb is not a self-sufficient human being and should not be left to her own devices. It is abusive on the morals alone, I would be ashamed to do that to my own mother.

I doubt they would be able to afford one, ngl. Even with all the funds they got, do you really think Chris is going to pay for a caregiver unless Barb forces him to? We haven't seen too many e-begging vids from him in some time now, so it's more than likely Chris is comfortable with buying toys with what he's been getting so far.

 

[Tikbalang]

I'm surprised he's still into cards

Chris doesn't see any problem on sexualizing his imaginary sister (not daughter). I don't know if the people in C-197 would want a merge knowing the existence of Rule 34.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

As ever, good ol' Chris wants other people to do all of the actual work for him, though.

 

[The Dude]

Do you think Chris cares about any of those things? Not likely

I know he doesn't care. He's a selfish, shitty person.