Containment Random Chris Updates

[jc17]

New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.
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Pills are placebo but healing stones are the real shit.
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Feelings of his incident are facts
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So we're powered by a Strawberry Supermoon and were forced into choosing to make choices... yup, he's got this future telling shit down pat.

Meanwhile, Chris won't take his crazy pills because then all the voices will go away, can't have that..

Lastly... so, does Chris blame us for not recognizing and appreciating his better instincts or is he blaming himself? Regardless, shit tits continues being his wonderful crazy self.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

he doesn't even address the picture. he just goes off on another tangent, effectively running away from the point Babul's making like the coward he is.

 

[Tikbalang]

he doesn't even address the picture. he just goes off on another tangent, effectively running away from the point Babul's making like the coward he is.

I doubt he cares about every problem that exists here in 1218 other than things that would affect him personally. And when that happens, his solution is to wish hard that he's the richest and most powerful being while the entertainment industry remains

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Well, the Tao of Maud certainly taught him something...how to spout unconvincing 'spiritual' bullshit at the drop of a hat.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect? If so I wonder where he’s picked up this kind of thinking?

 

[AmazingEagle]

Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect? If so I wonder where he’s picked up this kind of thinking?

Probably from Bob and Barbara.

 

[Abarefiller]

Of course he did. Poor little Chris never does anything wrong, no siree! Fuck me sideways, this guy's ego... If he met fucking Queen Elizabeth herself, he'd ask her to bow to him!

The Chandlers are part of tbe brittish royal family don't you know?

Pretty sure it was one Barbara's delusions

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Apparently I missed when Chris talked about Randy Stairs…
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I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.

Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.

Chris doesn't get called out enough about this shit, the absolute mongo is literally defending murderers like this one and Ted Bundy, and the internet just lets him.

People tend to disagree, but I think that a big ol' slap on his fat, smug face would do a world of good for him. You can't reason with Chris or educate him, you can only train him so at least he doesn't piss on the rug, like some kind of particularly dumb dog.

Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect? If so I wonder where he’s picked up this kind of thinking?

It almost sounds like scientology, but they wouldn't be interested in his sorry ass since he has no money and is too fucking dense to brainwash, like that Simpsons episode when they got into a cult but couldn't break Homer at first because he was just too dumb for it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect?

I doubt Chris knows what a placebo is.

but I think that a big ol' slap on his fat, smug face would do a world of good for him.

Thank for saying what needed to be said/done. I think Chris didn't get proper punishment by his parents for fear be might return mute. It's a small price to pay so that Chris wouldn't say such BS.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.

Give us an interpretation, please.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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I like how he takes no responsibility in attempting to gobble footlongs at the con against the participant's wills.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Apparently I missed when Chris talked about Randy Stairs…
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I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.

Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.

thats why he shot off all those shells...I always figured he went around shooting shit around the store.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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gee chris it's almost as if you, a grown adult at the time, shouldn't NEED to be told not to make unwanted physical contact to people who you don't know. Then again common knowledge (and sense) has never been chris's strong point

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

gee chris it's almost as if you, a grown adult at the time, shouldn't NEED to be told not to make unwanted physical contact to people who you don't know. Then again common knowledge (and sense) has never been chris's strong point

Chris is a more prolific sex pest than Clarence Thomas.

 

[AnOminous]

gee chris it's almost as if you, a grown adult at the time, shouldn't NEED to be told not to make unwanted physical contact to people who you don't know. Then again common knowledge (and sense) has never been chris's strong point

It's almost like he's got in trouble for doing shit like this for literally decades and still goes around doing it anyway. That's called being a sex pest, and will get you kicked out of damn near anywhere.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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To me, that looks like a case of historical revisionism. Chris has always distorted facts. To satisfy his delusional fantasies. To gaslight people into believing he's blameless. To shift the blame on others.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I doubt he cares about every problem that exists here in 1218 other than things that would affect him personally. And when that happens, his solution is to wish hard that he's the richest and most powerful being while the entertainment industry remains

Amazingly, that 10th season of MLP just ain't appearing.

Well, the Tao of Maud certainly taught him something...how to spout unconvincing 'spiritual' bullshit at the drop of a hat.

well, which is easier: sitting in your room playing with rocks and pretending you're doing something or actually doing something with your life?

Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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Chris: "how was I supposed to know kissing random guys was bad? If I was a guy I'd love to be kissed by a beautiful, svelt female soul like me! All women should be able to do that!"

 

[A Grey Cat]

New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.
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Pills are placebo but healing stones are the real shit.
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Feelings of his incident are facts
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what pisses me off most in the second one, that condescending way he talks like "i don't need sanity pills, i already took vitamins and sugar so begone peasant go do your thing and take your own worthless medicine." I dare him to try talking like a pompus arrogant ass to people when he finally does go homeless or at least in need of help from his white knights/enabler.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

what pisses me off most in the second one, that condescending way he talks like "i don't need sanity pills, i already took vitamins and sugar so begone peasant go do your thing and take your own worthless medicine." I dare him to try talking like a pompus arrogant ass to people when he finally does go homeless or at least in need of help from his white knights/enabler.

He wouldn't be saying that if he took the vaccine. I'm assuming he didn't believe in the virus and Barb had guilt trip Chris into taking it. I'm also assuming he still takes pills, like valium. Surpised he hasn't developed an addiction (just to sugar).