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That's no Tarot card I've ever seen. If it isn't the Rider deck or the Crowley deck it ain't shit.
(Looks like it's some novelty called the Osho Zen Tarot.)
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(Looks like it's some novelty called the Osho Zen Tarot.)
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Spot on with that interpretation.
I never heard of this before, did a few people know before he tweeted this or just another case of his ego?.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2018
Chris has been into chakra shit the last few months. It wouldn't surprise me if that's why he bought this. Interesting enough "Osho" is the name that Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh of Rajneeshpuram commune infamy used later in life. It looks like the lady who made these cards and the book that comes with them was directly connected to the commune. Maybe Chris is looking into cult leader stuff on the side?
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I've seen that Netflix series. Chris would need to do some serious planning and organization in order for that to happen.
He is as organized as his living environment and his mind.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2018
It's obviously not a "can it happen?" so much as "does Chris believe in his mind that it can happen in his fantastical reality?". With all of his diety nonsense, it wouldn't surprise me if he starts looking into people like Rajneesh for some "ideas and inspiration" minus the real life murder stuff.
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You too could pretend to know the future for the low low price of $20.62 (via Amazon US)
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A few pages ago, one guy was talking about existential dread taking place or some shit. I'm too lazy to check it out, but I think this kiwi was right. This is really interesting. He seems to remember his childhood from three decades ago, yet he struggles to remember quite a lot of stuff from the classic era. I wonder what could be the meaning of this.
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
Before I googled it, I thought you're just randomly push buttons on your keyboard.
A cult leader is always a charismatic one and I'm pretty sure Chris isn't one.
Sadly none of those can predict 9/11 and the global pandemic, or any future screw-ups. I wish publicly humiliating psychics are still a thing after Randi's death.
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Nah I still think he only knows about chakras from that one episode of Avatar. Cartoons are the only way Chris learns about anything anymore.
The only cards that matter this point are
death: coming for barb, to bring big changes to his life
The house; harbinger of misery,and the loss of 14 branchland after death comes for barb
The fool; a wild card but self explanatory. It resembles Chris himself.... Homeless wandering the streets in socks but no shoes.
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i think because he hangs out with a lot of Zoomers on his discord, that he might have found out about Tarot through one of his female orbiters. More and more and Zoomer girls are getting into witchcraft and tarot card reading. So tarot would be right up Chris’s ally since he likes crystals and psychic powers.
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This is what's like focusing one's chakra
Those same girls will grow out of it while Chris will find a new magical lifehacks.
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- 12 de Jun, 2019
I have a mother who's still into tarot and new age mumbo jumbo that proves that wrong but at least she doesn't model her entire life around it, sees it as cute novelty
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So Magi-chan pretty much groomed him as his future boytoy. OH! That explains how Chris remembers the story "how teachers and principals (there were apparently multiple) held him down and recorded his screams into a phone (impossible back then), so vividly. It was all Magi-chan's doing. He then manipulated Chris's autistic brain to remember things wrong and then his parents of course lost the case, since there was no case. Magi-chan you magnificent son of a bitch!
#metoo #cancelMagichan
That would actually explain a hell of a lot of plot holes in Sonichu. This is now my head canon. Magi-chan is the true villain.
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Oh hell it had to be some new age "tarot" cards, not traditional card decks which people people will either play for fun, card philosophy or that new age retard who use smaller decks with pretty colors lacking minor suits. Typical card deck contains 78 cards and cards are shuffled like ordinary cards and turned to randomize the result.
As expected average sperg or a scammer who read fortunes for money ignore things like reverse cards. Only rainbows and sunshine ahead as long you pay enough or delude themselves. Playing tarot is all fun and games, if anyone takes any reading seriously they are retarded and live in self fulfilling delusion whenever positive or negative.
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I wouldn't do it, and I don't think anyone else should either, but convincing him of this feels like the last remaining bit of trolling anyone could conceivably do. Chris going full Ouroboros and believing that the origin of his autism was actually one of the imaginary friends he made up to cope with that same autism feels like a logical final saga. Hell, something like that could usher in the Merge.
As funny as I find the idea, I'm fully aware that anyone actually trying it would be total weenery
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Oh, those would be the guys in Antelope, Oregon who committed the first bioterrorism in the U.S. by poisoning salad bars in multiple restaurants with salmonella in a bizarre attempt to influence an election in their favor. Good choice Chris.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." Steven Wright
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I thought Chris would talk about the recent Sonic news, but I guess his new thing is tarot cards. Cards that were created by a member of a terrorist cult.
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What if Magichan brought chris to present time and the evil baby sitter that abused Chris causing him to stop speaking is none other than Christine.
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I look forward to hearing about Barb's latest threat of suicide/kicking Chris out/etc when he tries to get her to toss more of the Hoard.
I'm surprised that he managed to apparently get her to dump some of it, although I suspect it was mostly just moved around; maybe a handful of bags of smoke-, water-, and fire-damaged clothes got trashed (after years of sitting there), but I'll believe it when I see it.
I'm surprised that he managed to apparently get her to dump some of it, although I suspect it was mostly just moved around; maybe a handful of bags of smoke-, water-, and fire-damaged clothes got trashed (after years of sitting there), but I'll believe it when I see it.
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When you look at videos of Chris livestreaming, you can see a doorway that still has junk within the frame. He still saved the classic shirt, so it okay to assume Chris didn't toss a damned thing once he and Barb moved back in after the fire.