Containment Random Chris Updates

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dunno where else to put this but I've gotten a lot of people whinging at me like this

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My favourite part is that you only get to be in the third episode, like the first and second will actually see the light of day.

I'm still waiting for a David Attenborough-esque documentary of Chris. Less weening and more observing him in his natural element.
 
Oh no what is he going to do! Is he going to talk about Kiwi Farms in his documentary series no one cares about?! Truly the end of the farms will end by this man
every new fucker lately that watched half a day's worth of geno thinks;

- "white knight" isn't sarcasm.

- "ween" just means "in the wiki".

- and worst, everyone that doesn't A-Log out a string of profanities about, "fucking retarded-ass pedo troon sperg pony faggot fuck!", has to be an Enabler. there's nothing in between any more.
 
Sonichu' Birthday
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Interesting that Chris posted this after the Derek Chauvin verdict.
I guess Sonichu's birthday is way more important in Chris's eyes than a real life event. Kind of amusing how he lives in such a small bubble.
Tbf I care more about Sonichu's birthday than I do about the Derek Chauvin trial.

That said I don't care at all about Sonichu's birthday
 
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For a spergery over energy drink, this is a yawn-fest.
Chris should be their spokesperson, wearing a torn lululemon sports bra with a matching pair of leggings, he would say, "G-fuel energy gives me the strength and energy I need to get through the day, and the soft, supple feminine curves that brings the boys to my house at night. Drink G-fuel ENERGY, NOW, NOW, NOW.......fart".
 
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