I'm going to suggest that they bottle Chris & Barb's bathwater with a picture of Chris and Barb in the bathtub on the bottle.
I will only buy them if they have been blessed by the goddess by entering her anal cavity.
No please by all rights give them ideas I haven't laughed at lardass like this in ages
The most work he’s done in years.
But it's a piece of Christory! It's like you're internet famous now!
most 'temples' aren't packed to the ceiling with trash.
Those aren't trash. Those are holy treasures protected by magic dust
He shits himself and does nothing, that's it. He's the worst kind of deity ever because his divinity is only in his head.
Remember when he tried to sell himself on the Internet as a hooker..........exactly.
Just think of how much strangers on the internet will respect you once you ironically trade money for rocks that have known Chris's palm sweat. Who needs a sense of humor when you can buy one for only $45?
Fools and their money...
Or possibly Praetor is a money laundering scheme
In Christianity's rapture, it is based on faith and faith alone.
Are easily sharted.
