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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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But, hey! No complaints.
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Chris, who is capable of travelling to different dimensions, can't find the world where season 10 exist
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Kudos to whoever did that sprite, it's well done from a pixelart point of view, but at the same time it's loyal to Chris style and you can see how it is magnitudes shittier than the original inspiration, like if it was some terribly inbreed cousin Sonic doesn't like to talk about.
shes got pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
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Chris, who is capable of travelling to different dimensions, can't find the world where season 10 exist
To be fair, Chris has the sense of direction of Mr. Magoo on LSD. I wouldn’t trust him to find a coffee bean at the Folger’s factory.
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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I wonder how Chris would have reacted to the death of Optimus Prime in Transformers the Movie 1985.
I wonder how Chris would have reacted to the death of Optimus Prime in Transformers the Movie 1985.
It could be the thing to push him over the edge... and commit no life. Or it could be the cradle of inspiration for a new comic. It even could add a new layer of autism to his 'tism cocoon. Or he could go batshit and stab someone at a convention.
Chris is unpredictable.
shes got pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
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It could be the thing to push him over the edge... and commit no life. Or it could be the cradle of inspiration for a new comic. It even could add a new layer of autism to his 'tism cocoon. Or he could go batshit and stab someone at a convention.
Which would've been for nothing anyway since Optimus returns in the G1 post-movie season (Season 4 I think? IDK, I'm not big into Transformers). But then Chris would claim that he used his psychic powers to will him back into existence.
Kristus on Kuningas
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I believe the 6-2-1 rule was inventented is because the people in that group forgot the "1" part.
On that note, I've invented a new drinking game.
Take a sip every time Chris says ”fated” or implies that he can influence other people's actions.
If Ya can’t beat em Womp em…
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On that note, I've invented a new drinking game.
I mostly stick to beer and if I did this starting from 2017 onward I'd end up comatose.
Sneeded souls shine like stars
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I wonder how Chris would have reacted to the death of Optimus Prime in Transformers the Movie 1985.
"Rodimus Prime is NOT THE LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS! It is OPTIMUS Prime! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DANG INDIVIDUAL SKULLS!"
I wonder how Chris would have reacted to the death of Optimus Prime in Transformers the Movie 1985.
He has referenced it. It apparently made him lock himself in his room.
Chris Needs Me
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But, hey! No complaints.
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Chris is on point with this. Why bother with money, when you use fate. I mean this is the same guy who wants to live in a fantasy world, while ironically paying bills to watch MLP.
He says that he will never die.
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On that note, I've invented a new drinking game.
I like my liver
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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To be fair, Chris has the sense of direction of Mr. Magoo on LSD. I wouldn’t trust him to find a coffee bean at the Folger’s factory.
Or a dismembered clit in Ed Gein's basement.
Kristus on Kuningas
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RIP to the GOAT, never a cookie cutter
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Lol I love no matter how niche the content is nor how small the reference, everyone here has already seen it
MARIO PLEASE!
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Lol I love no matter how niche the content is nor how small the reference, everyone here has already seen it
AVGN isn't niche, he's been well known for well over a decade. He even has a movie.
Kill a Commie for Mommy.
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AVGN isn't niche, he's been well known for well over a decade. He even has a movie.
Not to mention the hundreds of copycat "angry nostalgia nerd" reviewers who tried the same schtick with varying results, like the Nostalgia Critic.
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Chris, who is capable of travelling to different dimensions, can't find the world where season 10 exist
you know, I think that's the Achilles's heel to all of chris's big bitch fits. If he can travel dimensions like some autistic deity, why the fuck is he here?
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Kristus on Kuningas
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If he can travel dimensions like some autistic deity, why the fuck is he here?
He enjoys being a celebrity, perhaps?
Chris Chan seems like the result of a monkey's paw wish where someone asked to be the most documented man in history.
Wear your shirt inwards out
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Kristus on Kuningas
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He drew a comic without putting every sentence in godawful Comic Sans speech bubbles? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
On the other hand, Sonichu is now a homo, Chris is still pretending to be Sonichu Prime and hanging around with what I think is meant to be a trooned-out lesbian Pikachu, and the CWCisms are as bad as ever, so it's not all roses.
