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Imagine an alternative universe Chris who got proper therapy, took real art classes, got a successful job at Archie Comics, reworked Sonichu into something that wasn't an amalgamation of conflicting copyrights and put it into a Sonic comic and became a genuinely appreciated character that built upon the extended lore. Then one day at a con while he was autographing comics, he'd find a cute autistic yaoi-loving 7/10 fujo and he'd ask for her number.
John Chrisfalusi
 
His old vlog videos were way more entertaining than the comics but I guess those are long gone too..

Seems like we might be getting closer to a Love Quest 2.0 though!
Nah that was just the sugar and guarana from all that g fuel energy drink making Chris irritable and whine about spending Valentine's Day alone
 
I just like how he has to try to understand his feelings through relating with a cartoon.

Like, there's times where Chris is being childish, like blowing raspberries in court, and then there's the times when he's genuinely functioning on the level of a 6 year old.
 
"...and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe."
He was having sex with Magi-Chan while in his son's body? There are so many fucked up layers to how wrong this is.
Chris took over his son's body and fucked his husband who is also his son, causing his son to cheat on his wife who is also Chris's daughter.

Chris weaves Freudian conundrums the way a Japanese blacksmith folds steel to make a katana.
 
Chris took over his son's body and fucked his husband who is also his son, causing his son to cheat on his wife who is also Chris's daughter.

Chris weaves Freudian conundrums the way a Japanese blacksmith folds steel to make a katana.
And he wonders why no one with a brain listens to any of this merge and dimensions crap and why nobody wants to be around him or followed by him on social media.
 
Guess whose birthday it is
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