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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
Wasn't Chris supposed to stay off of twitter until Hasbro cancels their plans for G5 or something?
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 6 de Dic, 2020
He would be a can of
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- 10 de Ene, 2019
All of his custom cards involve incredibly synergistic, layered effects that allow him to pull off damaging combos with only one or two cards. He’s so bad at TCGs and strategy that he pretty much just wants a deck full of cards that say “I win”.
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- 18 de Jun, 2020
I'm surprised Chris even knows what synergy is, considering he used to play Level Ups in Yugioh, and all his decks were notoriously poorly build and unbalanced.
Looking at his costum Yugioh cards, they range from useless shit like 1600 attack vanilla monsters, to 3500 attack beat sticks that can summon themselves from the deck when a card is destroyed, and other ways to easily cheat out monsters from the deck with 0 cost (important to note that none of his card's have the "This card cannot be Special Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except-" text). His cards have no synergy with one another, most of them just revolve around increasing attack/defense points, debuffing the opponents monsters, and taking control of the opponet's monsters. I know 2004 Yugioh wasn't exactly the combo city it is today, but Chris' cards are the laziest "Big Monster has big attack" shit ever. Interesting to note is that every Rosechu has lower stats compared to the Sonichus, but lack any sort of effects that warrant running them even on casual decks.
Larry Vaughn
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- 11 de Feb, 2021
That lasted less than 24 hours.
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- 27 de Feb, 2013
He was carrying a cardboard Sonichu stand around that you can see facing down besides him in the photos.I'm pretty confident that was a tantrum and he was fishing for pity. "Oh, look at the poor defenseless chris-chan, lets let him stay"
I bet he went fetal, then thought "Oh, wait!", and got up with a completely straight face (or some cartoony overexagerated pout) to put the Sonichu face down ("You weep too, buddy!") before going fetal again.
He is such a manbaby that he can't finish a sentence without inserting some kind of childish cartoon bullshit. Almost literally at this point.
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- 13 de Ago, 2016
Ideally he'd want to be vaginal bacteria beer. But in reality he'd be the fluids from the unclit 2.0 gathered in a shot glass.
A Money Creature
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- 31 de Jul, 2019
He literally just said it and didn't even attempt to do it
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
He would do terrible in a hunger strike.
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- 14 de Abr, 2018
Chris once again angry at fanwork
Chris talking about some movie
Chris talking about some movie
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- 13 de Ago, 2014
Make a video about it instead of tweeting. This shit is boring.
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- 5 de Ene, 2021
look man I'm sorry I find it fascinating his dick looks like Quasimodo's stunt double
Morning in Cwcville, the city awakes
To the bellend of Christian Chan
The Jerkcop arrests, the Sonichu rapes
To the bellend of Christian Chan
When he cries JULAY as loud as the thunder
Or when he slaps his mom with a palm
And some say the merge is
The semen splurge of
The bellend of Christian Chan
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- 14 de Abr, 2018
Chris only ever makes videos for "important announcements" or to beg people
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
Does Chris even have his own opinions?
Then again, he's been coddled and told what to do most of his life so now that Barb's depending on him, he's looking for guidance and acknowledgement elsewhere.
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- 2 de Ene, 2016
He said he's immortal, idiot.
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
Chris isn't splerging on something. That is surprising.
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- 4 de Abr, 2020
I feel like after 14 years of Chris Chan on the internet, we all know the answer to that.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
It's okay, Chris. We know that you prefer slim German dudes to bang your filthy poop shoot. Who is even talking about fetishizing muscle heads. Chris, you're GAY.
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- 12 de Jun, 2019
Like come on you think the impending g5 would get him to make another video to Hasbro but goddamn this is so boring. I actually want praetor or sockness or someone to come back and do something to rile him up enough to make a video.
But alas unless he finds something to stream like a fan fic reading or series akin to red vs blue, or praetor offers another sermon Chris isn't gonna be on YouTube for a while
Turbocuck
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- 14 de Feb, 2021
"Ask me again when I actually have a full-on fetish for muscle-heads"
Is Chris trying to make himself gayer so he can at least get some kind of sexual contact?