Containment Random Chris Updates

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EDIT: Both on the hunt, looking for China
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Abarefiller dijo:
Interestingly, it seems Chris is more agitated than usual. I don't remember him calling anyone a dipshit in a while, or telling them to go "stroke your manly stuble".

Adding on the fact that he mentions headaches, pretty sure all that G Fuel is doing a number on his body.
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Maybe Chris has switched from Valium (benzos/downers) to Adderall (amphetamines/uppers)?
 
Chris really thinks that him being gone from Twitter is gonna make an impact on Hasbros decision.

"Oh no, the CPU Cosmic level deity Christine Sonichu Chandler Blue Heart is threatening to leave Twitter if we dont cancel G5. Quick, fire everyone working on it and burn the studio to the ground!"
 
Abarefiller dijo:
Interestingly, it seems Chris is more agitated than usual. I don't remember him calling anyone a dipshit in a while, or telling them to go "stroke your manly stuble".

Adding on the fact that he mentions headaches, pretty sure all that G Fuel is doing a number on his body.
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My theory: Chris came "back" because he's angry at some stuff and couldn't stand putting up the happy-go-lucky Sonichu act any longer.
 
cockaine dijo:
My theory: Chris came "back" because he's angry at some stuff and couldn't stand putting up the happy-go-lucky Sonichu act any longer.
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Well, the fact that hasbro doesn't acknowledge his 'protests' and his threats of global devastation is a direct challenge to his supposed godly powers. Chris's ego cannot let that slide, I guess.
 
Tikbalang dijo:
And then Chris thinks he's a hero who saves the world. No wonder why JRPGs put gods as the final boss.
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Although Chris is the insignificant tutorial boss that you fight in the beginning of a JRPG introducing some of the mechanics and you forget about after 3 seconds.

For Chris there is always a bigger enemy (real life consequences or nuisances) in his world, but doesn't ever overcome them.
 
Flavius Anthemius dijo:
Although Chris is the insignificant tutorial boss that you fight in the beginning of a JRPG introducing some of the mechanics and you forget about after 3 seconds.

For Chris there is always a bigger enemy (real life consequences or nuisances) in his world, but doesn't ever overcome them.
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Chris reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A immature child-tyrant who never leaves his bed, and has a legion of followers. The kinda kid that'd make you endlessly redo a 10-yard race if he doesn't win.
 
Who is this this fat hambeast and what have they done with our beautiful, ethereal goddess?

Edit: I fucked up and forgot to attach the picture of Chris but you all know what he looks like.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan dijo:
Chris reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A immature child-tyrant who never leaves his bed, and has a legion of followers. The kinda kid that'd make you endlessly redo a 10-yard race if he doesn't win.
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Eh nah, the comparison fails, because porky still managed to achieve notable shit, he's only bed bound because he's a bajillion years old due to time travel shenanigans.

Chris never leaves his bed because he's too fucking lazy and has never achieved anything of actual significance.
 
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