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His Entitled Tude, is Ultra Rude. But the Laziness can be warranted.
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- 10 de Ene, 2019
I'm still betting on him somehow conjuring up a way for him to bring back his classic self from an alternate dimension because "Christine" is needed elsewhere in C-197. Wasn't he trapped in a time warp for a bit in the comics? He could just make up a similarly dumb reason.
I just want him to chop that fucking seaweed hair off and go back to striped shirts again, that's all I fucking care about.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
His hairline has to be all types of fucked up by now. He’s probably thinning on top too, it would just be more apparent because he wouldn’t have all that long hair to cover up the thinning anymore.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Agree, his hair just won't grow out a certain length in the front any more thanks to MPB.
I hope someone tricks him into doing it by pretending to pay off 14 BC. The chimpout and subsequent Annie wig would be glorious.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
You can never get back the past.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
But we can all laugh together at Chris' lack of a future.
So TLDR -- Chris will continue being a lazy pig rotting away at playing pretend to cope with his mundane life and despite being 38 years old;
He still learned fuck all.
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- 23 de Ago, 2019
Expecting Chris to learn is a poor concept on your part.
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- 16 de Abr, 2013
Chris doesn't learn and neither do we, apparently.
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- 10 de Ene, 2019
Grass grows, birds fly, shit smells, and so does Chris.
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
Would he even admit he wasn't in honor roll now?
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
What if he pretends he was possessed by Chris from 2008?
Announced Babscon 2022.
Chris: I, Sonichu, is still in mama's body, waiting for Babscon 2020.
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
This is like some autistic, demented ARG.
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- 28 de Abr, 2018
Great, he prefers S. Darko over Donnie Darko. Both bad but at least one was somewhat interesting.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
it wouldn’t be believable because he’d be too lazy to change his wardrobe or get a haircut. It’d be too much of a change for him.
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- 21 de Oct, 2018
If he's sonichu, changing clothes would be a hassle. If he sticks to his character, he would wear nothing other than a pair of shoes.
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- 5 de Abr, 2020
Chris still has the Classic.
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- 17 de Feb, 2020
Chris is still stuck in the Past Confirmed.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2013
And nothing of value was lost.
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- 13 de Ago, 2018
I wonder if the few chances he does go out, Chris is still into being Sonichu that he goes to places like McDonald's and tries to pay in C-quarters (drawn and colored on paper and cut or taped on actual coins).