Containment Random Chris Updates

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Now come on, you and I would both watch Feburay the 24th where an undead Chris slowly lurches toward campers and babbles about funds while doing nothing.
I think it'd go more like this

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Chris: loovvvvveee meeeee!

Female counselor: Jesus stay back!


Edit: apparently that's a mod for l4d (God I feel old remembering that game) but I thought it was Claire from the remake of resident evil 2, swhy I said Jesus stay back it's a potential line Claire can say to Mr X
 
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Forgive me for this, but here are four additional Shipfic cards Chris posted in response to an orbiter three days ago.
They are:
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A T-posing Ultra Sonichu
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The Lioness before committing her facerape.
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Silver Blake
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and Magi-Chan, who is already too broken for his own right.

Chris also thinks the Dynamax mechanic is a bullshit gimmick in the same post.
I find these cards hilarious and the closest thing we’ve gotten recently even vaguely resembling classic Chris cringe comedy (like classic Sonichu or the wall of originals)

Chris is so autistic that he has already completely lost sight of the main focus of this game (relationships in bad fanfiction) and now his cards resemble more the combat card games that he’s used to (Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh). Making the card’s contents and flavor text absolutely incompatible with the games philosophy.

Oh, a card game about match making? Here’s a card of my OC that can kill you with just a touch.
 
One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

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Omfg I know it's pretty fucked that apparently this is where my line is, as opposed to the documented fuckin myriad of gross & uncomfortably teenybopper shit this fucker has said & done & written...

But for whatever reason, that just gave me a dry heave.

(:_(
 
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